One day a burgeler broke into a house that he thought was empty. As he walked into one of the rooms he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He froze for a moment and looked around. He didn't see anyone so he continued into the room. "Jesus is watching you," the voice said again and again the burgeler stood as still as possible.
"Who said that?" asked the burgeler, but he recieved only one response.
"Jesus is watching you." At that moment the burgeler saw that there was a parrot in the room with him.
"Where you the one who said Jesus is watching me?" the burgeler asked the parrot.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
The burgeler laughed. "What is your name?" he asked the bird.
"Clarence," replied the parrot.
The burgeler frowned, "That's a stupid name for a bird. What idiot names a bird Clarence?"
"The same idiot that named the rottwiller Jesus," the parrot replied. rofl
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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