At a baseball game, three guys had to sit behind some nuns that had their full habits on. Due to the habits, the guys couldn't see the game. So they decided to annoy the nuns into moving.
"I'm going to move to Colorado," said the first guy. "They only have 150 nuns there."
"I'm going to move to Arazona," said the second. "There are only 50 nuns there."
"I'm going to move to Arkansa," said the third. "They only have 25 nuns there."
At this moment one of the nuns turned around and said, "Why don't you move to hell? There aren't any nuns there."
(If you live in any of the above mentioned states, I don't know the actual number of nuns there and don't mean any disrespect.)
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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