It was early in the morning, but one woman already knew that it was going to be a bad day. She had backed out of her driveway and hit a car. Upset with herself, she just sat in her car. Then she saw the other driver get out of his car. It just so happened that this man was a dwarf. He came up to her as she got out, crossed his arms across his chest and said, "I am not happy."
The woman looked at him for a moment and responded, "Then which one are you?"
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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