A beautiful young woman was looking at fabric in a fabric store. She found this wonderful piece that she loved. So she turned to the retailer and asked, "How much does this cost?"
The retailer smiled and he jokingly replied, "For you, a kiss per yard." The woman immediately replied that she would take 10 yards.
So the retailer quickly cut the 10 yards. He then, with great anticipation, handed the bag of fabric to the woman. She in return looked at the old man standing beside her and told the retailer, "Grandpa will foot the bill."
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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