A man had a heart attack and had to receive double bypass surgery. When he woke up he found himself in a hospital being cared for by nuns. One of the nuns started asking him how he was going to pay for his hospital visit.
"Do you have insurance?" asked the nun.
"No insurance," he weakly replied.
"Do you have money in the bank?" the nun asked.
"No," he replied.
"Do you have any family members who can pay for you?" asked the nun.
"No," he replied.
Getting frustrated the nun asked, "Well do you have any family?"
"I have a sister but she's a spendster nun," he said.
"Nuns are not spendsters!" the nun replied angrily. "We're married to God!"
"Good," he replied, "send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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