Mother Superior was dieing so all of the nuns were gathered in her room. They tried to give her a small cup of warm milk but she refused it. So one of the nuns took the cup back to the kitchen. When she got there she remembered a bottle of whiskey that the nuns had been given for Christmas. She opened the bottle and poured a generous helping into the warm milk and then returned to Mother Superior's room with the milk. Once again the cup was offered to Mother Superior. She drank a little, and a little more, and a little more until the cup was empty. Then the nuns gathered around Mother Superior's bed and asked her to give them one last piece of her wisdom. Mother Superior sat up with a large goofy smile on her face, pointed toward the window, and said, "Don't sell that cow!!!"
Ok, so that one was a little cheesy. But when told at mass it was funny.
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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