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Uhm. Well. I've definately been on Gaia more often as of late. May it be from boredom or... Whatever, but I am. I tend to go to the towns and stuff. To, you know, mess with noobs. Mocking noobs is my greatest joy. It just... Relieves so much stress and all that junk. I feel powerful. > biggrin

But anyways. So, like, the first night I'm in the Gaia towns, I'm talking to this cool dood. And, like, this naked chick runs around like, "OMG I GOT HACKED LOLOMGOMG PLZ DONATE."

I'm like, "... I didn't get hacked. Plz donate."

"NO I GOT TEH HAXORZ 4 REEL!!"

"... And I got not hacked for real. >_> Gold, plz."

Lol. And then this other dude explodes onto the scene and he's ranting about some mimzy...

A mimzy. W. T. F. is a mimzy? Is this something like off that new movie coming out called the Last Mimzy? If so...

I want to die.

Anyways, he's like, "OHNOES MAI MIMZY IS DYEDIUNG. PLZ DONATE."

I'm like, "OHNOES, MY MIMZY DOESN'T EXIST. PLZ DONATE."

"SRSLY U GAIS, I NEED TO SAFE HIM."

"OMG ME TOO I NEED TO SAVE HIM FROM NOT EXISTING. DONATE."

That was some good fun right there. I'm particularly proud of that.

But really, just because you got hacked... Doesn't mean I'll care. And don't start talking about all this, "BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU..!"

No. If it ever happened to me, you know what I'd do? Get. Over it. Because FIRST OF ALL. THESE ARE PIXELS. PIIIIXEELSLLSLSLSSSS... It's not my life. I didn't get hacked in real life. >_> So it doesn't matter. Sure, if I got a whole bunch of stuff and it all got stolen from some hacker, I'd be pissed. But I wouldn't go around shouting, "DONATE TU MAI CAUSE U GAIS. I NEEDZ TEH MONEY. 'CAUSE I GOT HAX."

Shut up and get a Gaian job, bum. >_> I have no sympathy for you.

And then there are these people like, "hm baybee du u wunt 2 be mai gf??"

<_< >_> D... Did you honestly just ask me that, man? Really? Think about what you just said. Go over there and think about it.

And then there are the people who are all like, "lol -kisses-"

I'm like, "... WHAT? WHAAAT? NO. NOOOOO. WHAT? NO. Nooon."

TT-TT Gaia makes me cry sometimes.