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Okay. I'm still very much bored, so I'm just gonna ratn some more on the wondrous topic of Pokemon.

First thing. Contests. I enter Pokemon contests all the time. Because... You know... It's something else to do other than beat other people's pokemon up. Or beating up wild Pokemon. So yeah. So I enter the contests. I have high expectations most of the time 'cause mah pokemon are roxing. BUT NO.

The Judge is like, "OHOHOHOH HERE IS CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE! A ZIGZAGOON. OMG HE IS, LYK, TEH MOST COMMON POKEMONZ IN DIS GAME BUT HE IS SOOOOOOO COOOOOL LYK LOLOL!!!" And the audience is like, "OMGWTF??? R U SRS? OMGWTFBBQ WE THINK HE IZ KEWL 2!!!1!!!"

And the Judge is like, "CONTESTANT NUMBR TWO IZ TEH POKEMON WHISMUR HURHRUHURHUHRR DIS POGAYMANZ IS SO COOL 2 U GUYZ CUMMON EVEN DOH U CANZ CATCH IT ERVERYERWHERE!! ROFL!!!" The oh-so-conforming audience is like, "WUT DID U JUST SAY???> B CUZ LOL WE WER THOTHLY THINKJING THATAT HOW DID YOU POSSIBLY KNOWWW?? YES LOL"

The judge is like, "OH AND CONTESTANT THREE WHO IS LYK NOT EVEN A POKAYMANS!! HAHAHA IYAT IZ AKUMON. we r so gettting digital huh???!" "DIGIMONZ DIGITAL MASTERZ DIGIMON R TEH CHAMPIONS!!1!digitalmonsters, not masters, you freaking retards!!!!"

And so, finally he gets to me. And I'm like, "Oh god... If he liked all those gaywads... They better get down and worship mine."

The Judge looks over to me, and he's like, "... Contestant four. Blaziken. He is SO not cool. Because he's a rare Pokemon in this game and rare pokemon are so gay, guys." The audience is like, "..." And one nonconformist is like, "WHOO. WHOOO. WHOO YEAAAHHH!!" And I look at him gratefully, making sure to memorize his face so that when I kill this gaggle of idiots, I'd make sure not to kill him... In which, my generousity is for naught because the whole freakin' crowd kills him. For not being a friggin' conformist. So I'm pissed.

Now that the popularity contest is over, we get to the appeals and I'm like, "Yeah, yeah! Of course my Pokemon will kill 'em here."

But then again I start out in last because... The haters... They hated mah Pokemon. So I have to wait through all the gayness of those Pokemon. It's horrible. And in the end... I come out in second. Probably behind the friggin' Akumon. I could kill them all, really, but Officer Jenny is already suspicious of me. Y'know... Harrassing Winona and killing Mirage Island man... She has no proof I've done these things, but she has my eye on me.

... The eye will be gone if she doesn't leave me alone.

NO, BUT REALLY. There actually are NO police officers in Ruby. I could go in the store and slap those clerks around and steal the stuff. I should just steal those freaking Pokemon Contest ribbons. But I'm a good person. I'll let that Akumon keep the ribbon. It doesn't belong in the game, so it's just like... Me being in a beauty contest and some beautiful alien being my compition. It's just like, "... kwtf... I lost, get out of here with that mess."