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I am like, tots def at Conor's and he's like, right next to me!! -squeel-OMG, aren't I like, so lucky? I thinks I am. I mean, is Conor next to you? I don't think so! Anyway, Conor is like, tots def humpable!!! I mean, just look at that face! _bats eyelashes as looks at his face- I mean, I will NEVER get tired of looking at his face. Even though his icky feet are right near me... touching my leg... -puke- Even though he has icky, ugly feet, he's still tots def humpable. I mean, could you ever get sick of him? I know I couldn't. Neither could Adam. I mean, he loves to watch him in the morning when he's getting dressed. I love to watch him, too. I mean... oh, no!!! He just read this... oops. I am like, tots def barassed! oh, well!! -imagines tots def humping him- Who wouldn't dream of tots def humpablizing him?
Well, anyway, about my day. Like, I was walking to school today, and I was hungry, so I got a piece of gum (don't worry- I'll throw it up later) But then, like I realized that I couldn't walk while I was chewing it. It was tots def wierd!!!!!!!111!!four!
Ooh, and like I saw the CUTEST puppy ever. I went to pet it, but then it bit me. It, like HURT! Then I red stuff came out, like out of my 'gina on that time of month. It was groddy. eeewy.
Ok, I know I like, said that Conor was tots def humpable, and, don't get me wrong, he is (<3) but I think the most tots def humpableable one in his house is... Adam!!! No, wait, his mom... no, Jim!!! (<3<3<3<3<3) I mean, have you ever seen Jim? (I'm sorry, Kooooba No, Koooba, hold on, gimme a sec... Kooba. There we go <34) He's like, 500(plus or minus a few zeros) lbs of pure sexiness!!!!!!! I can't believe how hot he is! I mean, his b00bs are like, bigger than mine. He wouldn't even fit in Conor's bra!! (And that's saying a LOT!!!) Jim has like, a 401k bra size! Seriously, that might even be small! -dreams of CONOR humping Kooba- Wow, that would be so tets def humabley. That is... if Conor didn't get sucked into the vortex that is his butt. Then that would be completely and utterly tots def HUMPABLELELELELELELELELE!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<23
Anyway, thanks for listening about my day. Hope you learned a lot! (Oh, Conor's wearing a hot pink g-string!!! It turns me on!!! But, more importantly, it turns KOOBA on!!!! <34 <$#)
Moi <3
 Sirius Star Child · Fri Feb 16, 2007 @ 11:23pm · 0 Comments |
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