Dagger: Did Ian leave?
Ai-chan: No, his stuff is still here.
Dagger: Damn! ( reaches for ai-chans crunch and munch thinking it's Ians.)
Ai-chan: That's my crunch in munch.
Dagger: Oh...( puts it back.) Is there anything I can take.
Carla: Well, he left his bag here.
Dagger: ( evil laughter. Runs over and takes Ians bag and runs to the other side of the room with it.)
Carla: Oh, snap Dagger. ( laughs.)
Dagger: ( running back from hiding it on the sofa that's at the other end of the student union.) I'm os evil! ( evil cackling.)
Carla: Just act completely normal when he walks in.
( Ian walks in.)
( Ian starts looking under the table.)
( Ian looks again.)
.....
( half an hour later)
( Ian looks again.)
Ian: Where;s my bag.
( Dagger tires to look as innocent as possible as she looks at Zachariya's crappy drawing of a scythe.)
Ian: It was you huh, b***h.( looking at ai-chan.)
Ai-chan: wHat, I didn't take it.
Ian: yes you did!
Ai-chan: No I didn't!
Ian; You know, I don't see why you have to be such a ******** b***h.
Carla: Because I can.
Ian: Whatever.
( Ian storms off.)
Dagger: Wait for it...going going gone!
( The entire crowd then lets out the fits of laughter which they had held in for so long.)
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Lady with a knife.
I am in your window....stealing nothing! But...I have a knife...see! It's pretty and shiny and looks good when dripping with blood. O_o