I was craving some chocolate. So I ate 2 hershey bars. No, not the pregnant kind of craving. I think we're done with that. I remember all the ducky memories...I thought I would reminisce on that a little....
It all started in math...with Crystal...
Me: "Guess, what! We're watching a movie in social studies so Ms. Barteaux doesn't know what we're doing in the dark!!!" Crystal: "WHAT??!?" Me: "Hey, I didn't mean it that way...besides, the only guy sitting at our table is John Baek." Crystal: "Ohh..John Baek, hm?"
And so then I was officially carrying John Baek's (aka 'ducky') child. How many children? Well...at first it was twins. Then Shelby started the 'fivetuplets'. Five kids. OH! And my baby shower was in the band room before school. So I was in a crabby mood and Andy played music on his clarinet. Best...baby...shower....ever......NOT!
I remember every time I'd say "I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!" Atleast 5 people would turn around and ask me "You're pregnant??" It's like they never heard the "not" in it. And when I say the same thing to my friends they'd be like "Aww, she's just in denial."
And I also remember that we named all these kids. I totally forgot all the names, but I know we named one after the band teacher. "Natalie" And one after Shelby.
And one day, Crystal told ducky bout this and all he says is "cool...." It was kinda scary. So THEN I asked ZZ to make my restraining order on him. She never got to it. So I was stuck with a sad excuse of a husband forever...
OH! And BANANAS!!! LOLOLOL!! I remember the bananas. Gosh, people tortured me with that thing. "Ducky's bananas." That's the password for one of my internet accounts, but I won't say which. And no, its not my gaia password. And yes, Crystal was the one who made the account. You're amazing Crystal =]
Yeah...good times good times.
Oh! And I also remember that HUGE family we had. When Crystal took her "condom ring" (don't ask) and proposed to me in math, but then she made me the husband...which was kinda weird. But anyway... we then had a HUUUUUGE family. With like...22 children. Jason Lee was one of our children. I was gonna disown him, but he said he ran away from us. Works for me. And then he had a romantic relationship with Aditya. And then Aditya became our prodigy child. I wanted to disown him, but Crystal wouldn't let me. She kept slapping me when I said mean stuff to him..
OMG I HAVE CRAZY FRIENDS but I luv you all <333333
~I got some skittles in my mouth.~ ~Wanna taste the Rainbow?~
lol I'm currenty carrying Chris's twins... Ben is going to throw me a baby shower too.
It started when Chris and I (before we broke up) were kidding around and pretending he had gotten me pregnent. Ben was so upset when he found out that we had tricked him that he's decided to act as though I'm really expecting kids.
btw, they're due in August.
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Ebil-NekoCat · Community Member · Thu Nov 20, 2008 @ 12:19am
wow. just a piece of advice..don't have your baby shower in the early morning in the band room. Having band music as your baby shower music at 7 in the morning is NOT fun. Trust me. Been there. Done that.
aywho. BABIES!!!! OMGGG are they "fivetuplets?" lol!