Me and Liddy and Jonathan were sitting at a table in the cafeteria. And Douchebag was listening to music on his laptop. He had his headphones in his ears and was nodding his head to the music. So Liddy and I totally cussed him out, thinking he couldn't hear us through his headphones. And he was just nodding his head to the music and it was like he was agreeing with us, it was so hilarious. And THEN Liddy took his headhphones off and grabbed his hands and held them in place and I shut down his laptop. He screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!" It was THE funniest thing ever!!!!
...yeah, and then Jonathan was trying to decide whether to "rape" me or to "rape" Liddy. And I said "Sorry, but I wouldn't give up my virginity for you. I luv you, but I don't luv you that much...." So he ended up screwing Liddy. And Eric, our "brother", just sat there watching basketball.
And then at lunch, Jonathan said something to piss me off, so I meant to throw a piece of my pizza at Jonathan's head, but it ended up landing on his shirt...I HAVE NO HAND-EYE COORDINAITON! And he was lecturing me bout how his mom spent hours on end ironing the stupid shirt. And then he said something else to piss me off. So I took the spoon of chocolate pudding and said, "You want some pudding with that pizza sauce???" And then he grabbed my hand and all my "friends" ran away, not wanting chocolate smeared on them. And finally the pudding was thrown down. No one got chocolate stains.
Oh, and I'm actually going through peer pressure. YES PEER PRESSURE!!! By one person. Who keeps telliing me to "suck their balls" And who is this person? JONATHAN ******** HENRY!!!!
What if I DON'T want to suck his balls? What if I'd rather not be scarred for life??? IS THAT SO WRONG?????????????
 xxstrawberry chocolatexx · Thu Nov 13, 2008 @ 10:34pm · 1 Comments |
