First of all...Jason, that's nasty. Especially the way Jonathan explained it. He didn't leave anything off...I think.
Second, I'm sorry for the people who are reading this. If you don't want to have your eyes burned out, then don't read this. Consider yourself warned.
me: can i ask u something?
Jonathan: YUPS
me: ur da only person who wud kno da answer
Jonathan: OK
me: wut do they say bout grls who can eat a lot?
Jonathan: THAT THERE GREEDY
me: no no
Jonathan: OH
me: wut do perverted ppl say bout grls who can eat a lot?
Jonathan: EY IM NOT PERVERTED EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THE ANSWER
me: tell me!
Jonathan: THEY SAY THEY CAN FIT A HUGE d**k IN THERE MOUTH
me: ... oh
Jonathan: AND TAKE IN c**
me: ewwwwwww
Jonathan: ALOT OF c**
me: ok dats enuff
Jonathan: ALRITE THEN Y'D U ASK ME'
me: cuz u were da only person who wud kno da answer
Jonathan: HEY whats that supposed to mean??
me: it means ur a nasty jerk
I change my mind. I HATE eating a lot.
xxstrawberry chocolatexx · Sun Nov 09, 2008 @ 10:28pm · 5 Comments |