I just put this up to show you guys the real Jonathan....
Jonathan: hello malini laxman
malinil93: hello jonathan henry i heard u raped olamide's a**... U NASTY PERVERT
Jonathan: whoa that never happened u son of a beach
malinil93: HEY HOW DO U KNO actually, it did happen, she told me
Jonathan: no it didnt theres no proof dummyhead i would never do trat NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
malinil93: ur a dummyhead
Jonathan: DID U READ MY CUSTOM MESSA GE
malinil93: ummm...
Jonathan: I didn't notice her at first. But when i saw her i couldn't help but stare. She was so beautiful. At first she saw me looking. She gave me a "wat are u looking at" look but then she smiled and i smiled bak. Her skin was silky smooth like dark chocolate and her teeth were pearly white like the stars in the sky. i wanted to talk to her but she was to far away. She was like an African goddess from the heavens. I wanted to ...... her. BUT i eliminated those thoughts from my head. Weezy baby CARTER CHRONICLES!
Jonathan: u r reading rnt u
malinil93: did u get dat frm da internet???? or a book???
Jonathan: no that was from my...............heart
Sent at 7:21 PM on Monday Jonathan: malini u there?
malinil93: yea is it bout....... Ria? Olamide?
Jonathan: NO RUVA
malinil93: WHO DA HELL IS RUVA???
Jonathan: I THINK THATS HOW U SPELL IT shes this girl from 7th grade
malinil93: .... u still like a grl frm 7th grade...
Jonathan: well she looked like a ......developed girl
malinil93: dats nasty get outta my face u disgrace
Jonathan: well tats when i started noticing i started noticing in six grade
malinil93: .....
Jonathan: there waz this mexican girl who had HUGE TA TAS tats when i started noticing
malinil93: o my god.... ur nasty, i don't talk 2 guys like dat
Jonathan: WELL THATS KIND OF ..............WAT?...............HO MO
malinil93: how is dat homo??
Jonathan: NEVERMIND
malinil93: kk........
Jonathan: UR IN THE KKK U b*****d
malinil93: no!!!! IT'S 2K'S K K
Jonathan: OH
malinil93: NOT KKK retard LEARN 2 READ
Jonathan: b*****d
malinil93: go bakk 2 prek
Jonathan: ITS KALLED PRESCHOOL BIOTCH
malinil93: OR IT'S CALLED PRE-K a*****e
Jonathan: U SAID PRE-K BITCHASS ******** HOMO LESBO DUMBASS HOOOOOOOOOOO FCHDLKFDSKJFFDJDSLKFDSLKJFDS
malinil93: U GAY MOTHER ******** HOMO DOUCHE ******** a** HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JSFADKLHGEWPHGWOEAGOJNEWAOGHOWAHGODSPGDOSAHGIOWA OH WUT NOW razz
Jonathan: SHUT UP JFJFDOJFDOIJOIJFDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG INDIAN MUSLIM
malinil93: I'M INIDIAN HINDU GET IT STRAIGHT
Jonathan: I HATE HINDUS WITH THERE MULTI-ARMED GODS THAT R ABNORMALLY BLUE KEMKEMFKMREKMFREKMREMFKREMFKRMFERKMFKREMFKRMFKMFLKERFMELKRFMERLKFMERLMFF LFRMFRELKMFLREKMELKMFREMFRELMFERKMFRELKMFLKREMFELRMFLKREMFLKERMFLKREMFLKREMFLKMFKLREFMKLREMFLKREMFLKREMFLKREMFLKERMFREKLF
malinil93: that's mean and offensive
Jonathan: YES IT IS
malinil93: i don't appreciate that you offend my beliefs and gods
Jonathan: im srry i got a lil out of hand ewfnrewjknflkev
malinil93: yeah i i'm crying now...
Jonathan: lets make out
malinil93: NO
Jonathan: come on razz
malinil93: NO ur so messed up
Jonathan: brb ok bak
malinil93: joy...
Jonathan: y r u so MEAN
malinil93: idk maybe it's cuz ur an a**
Jonathan: UR THE a** HOLE
malinil93: UR MOM Jonathan: ill say sry if u say srry
malinil93: .... fine srry
Jonathan: srry g2g see ya
malinil93: byee
Sent at 7:50 PM on Monday Jonathan: luv u
malinil93: shut up
Jonathan: sweet dreams <3
malinil93: omg shut UP!
Jonathan: luv u bye
And THAT was my convo with Jonathan. I told you he's annoying and jerky and idiotic.
xxstrawberry chocolatexx · Tue Nov 04, 2008 @ 12:49am · 1 Comments |