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Sister Dolphin
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Rated 18A Men vs Women (Very offensive, be warned)
I am not sexist, but I've noticed that a lot of males think that getting punched in the jewels hurts more than giving birth.
I'm just wondering how they would know this?
Do they have a vag?
Are they Arnold Schwartzenegger?
I didn't think so.
I have not personally given birth to a child, but I've heard the stories... unfortunately.
Let me put it into perspective for you:

What Women Have

-Two, not one, breasts. (which kill when hit)
-One vag (which can hurt when kicked too!!!!)
-A ******** UTERUS! (That's where babies come from)
You know how they come out?
Through a ******** small-a** hole called the vag!
IT ******** HURTS!
Men get 5 minutes(if they last that long) of pleasure, and women get 9 months of ******** HELL!

What Men Have

-A p***s
.... THAT'S IT!
So suck it up!!

So maybe you should think about it the next time you have sex with someone... You'll have a fun time, but you better ******** care for that kid if the condom ******** breaks(or if you decide not to use one you ******** douche)

Later!
~Shannon

P.S- Tell your pants it's rude to point.
surprised




 
 
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