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Have you ever met someone, and instantly, you wished you hadn't met?
Holy crap! I have!
I know. We are suposed to respect or elders, but you know what? I think we should get a little bit of kindness back!
I move out of the way so they can pass me on the sidewalk.
I smile and say "Good morning!"
Most say "morning" back, and most smile. But there are those few who are most likely thinking:
"She's got too much eye make-up on"
"Why, back in my day, we wore dresses, not pants"
"Since when have females gone to school?" (Just a joke, implying they are old razz )
"What the hell is she smiling for, it's only 8:00!"
"Don't smile at me young lady, I know your thinking I'm old and worthless."
"Damn you child, I'm the reason you're alive. I am your father(s fathers father)"

I mean what the hell!? A smile never killed anyone! How hard is it to fake one too?
I'm a nice person, so fake a smile or you'll depress me!
Some of them actually have the nerve to growl at me.
What the ********? I hope that's constipation I'm witnessing you b***h!
Excuse my french, but seriously, I know you've seen it.

So, being the good Samaritan I am, I volunteer at a Seniors home. I call bingo, and I do trivia.
So, thiso ne time, I was caling, and I had been doing it for about 3 years, so I knew how slow I needed to go, and how load I needed to be.
Well, this one b***h woman had the nerve to speak loudly to her naighbor and say:
"This is taking forever. If she doesn't hurry it up, we'll miss lunch."
I was thinking, ok, she's just cranky, 'cause the nurse didn't let her have a bigger dosage of pills or something, or they found her stash cat.
I let it go.
But, whoa is me! She did it again!
She looked at me, then did that motion with her hands as if to say
"Hurry your a** up!"
Then she ******** rolled her eyes!
I then slowed down, just 'cause I can, and because I love to piss people off who think they are better than everyone else.
I told myself:
"The next time she opens her mouth and says some snarky comment, I'll kick her out."
I know you're thinking, how the hell can you think that you have the right to kick her out?
Well, I do. Or, I can leave, and make this huge commotion:

"Well everyone, thanks to [Insert b***h's Name Here] I will no longer be calling Bingo for today. See you next week!"

Well, the entire home got a stern talking to. The owner of the place said that if they continue to treat the volunteers this way, they would no longer have Bingo, or trivia, or Singing, or TV time, or people who make you happy.

So, if that b***h ever talks smack about me, I'm kicking her out, and if she says no, and gets a Bingo, I'll say:
"B 10, B one oh!"
(Rhymes!) (aka, I will keep calling, and she will not get Bingo! mwahahahahahaha!)

Well, thank you for allowing me to rant.
Have a wonderful day! *Smiles*

Smile back you bastards!
lol lol lol

Shannon