Meet Lafanda. No her lastname is not Dynamite. Anyways, this is her great aunt twice removed. Notice that she took ALOT of plastic surgery just to look the way she is today.
Now here is her uncle Casey a la' Carte. (Don't ask, he chose that name at birth. He was able to talk at 2 weeks. Made his mother go to court and change it to that. If not... I'm afraid it was the spork for her.) He loves to make italian food and listen to Linkin Park at the same time. He's a true rocker but Alpha rocks more. (Once again don't ask because I suck at descriptions!)
Now say hello to Indieman Jonah. He likes westerns while listening to Nelly. He has over 500 girlfriends worldwide and none of them knows of the other girl on his other side. He's a true pimp.
This is Elektra. She is a violent person. SO lemme warn you about her. DON'T STEAL HER JELLY BEAN COLLECTION!! That scar ain't from a war of honor. Its from a knife fight down the street. (The rice exchange. some dude made an ugly comment about her tastyful pasteyrice)
Coolia. She like hashbrowns n' greenbeans. Thats all i have to say.
& thats all of her PIMP family! Phew... oh did I mention her 500+ cousins?! xp Sike!
