Oooh, that's a good title. >.> *writes it down* I wonder if my friend can work it into in song lyrics...
SO! I tend to have some veddy fun conversations while I eat lunch. From religious debates to boob sizes! XD I'm certain you want to hear them... yes....
Keep in mind for this first one, FriendB is of a different religion.
FriendA: So, if Mary was a virgin, how did she give birth to Christ?
Leamony: *opens her mouth the respond*
FriendB: She screwed Jesus.
Leamony: eek
FriendA: eek Jesus was her son!
FriendB: eek redface Oh...
Leamony&FriendA: *hystericle laughing fit*
That took all of 4 seconds. We talk too fast.
FriendA: Damn you!
Leamony: *sammich*
FriendA: Damn you and your lopsided boobs!
FriendB: How'd you know they were lopsided? eek
FriendA: They are? O.o DUDE! They are!
Leamony: That one's smaller. *points*
FriendB: Don't make fun of my lopsided boobs! crying
FriendA: No, that one's smaller..
FriendB: *turns to friendC, who just so happens to be a guy* which one is smaller?
FriendC: eek Why're you asking me?!
FriendA: Why're you complaining?
FriendC: How should I know?! gonk
FriendB: Just tell me!
FriendC: *spends a bit of time staring at FriendB's chest* Um... that one.
FriendB: *uses her fist to prop up the other one*
-insert another laughing fit here-
That last one was pretty fun. xd Though, I'm faily certain that you didn't care! Well, NYAH, I got you to read it anyways! So HA! THHHBBBBBT! *flees*
 Leamony · Fri Jan 14, 2005 @ 03:24am · 3 Comments |
