Yhar, today was Pirate Day, and t'was fun. Corny, piratical jokes be shootin' all over the place. I've never heard the word "Yar" so many times in me life! Yhar. Aye, I dressed up, put on me fancy frilly shirt, rolled me pants to me knees to show off me stripped leggin's, and wore a bright red, shiney sash! Arr, but what really took took the bait was me pirate hat. I couldn' go down a single hallway without someone whispering the word pirate, or me having to shout "Avast!" Nar, I wish my pirate crew remembered to bring their cameras, t'was truely a day to remember.
... We hardly spoke any pirate at all. D: We be able to walk the walk, but we can't talk the talk, ya-har.
Arr, I have a couple o' confessions ta make. But, I must say, it be hard to speak odd secrets when ye be talkin' like a pirate. Perhaps next time. Ye should bring some cake! We could make a thing out o' it, yhar. "Captain Leamony's Confessions" It might be a weekly thing. Maybe I'll do another thing like the whale thing. Aye, me parrot concures. Nar, but I don't like the idea of telling me deepest fears online. Be worse than giving you a key to me ship! Yhar, I really don't want to receive random PM's exploiting me fears. Whar'd be the justice in that?
Yhar, a conversation I had today: "So Leamony, how was Pirate Day?" "Mighty fine!" "That isn't very piratey." "It is when you say it in a piratey voice. MIGHTY FINE!" "Today was worth it just to hear that."
Leamony · Wed Sep 20, 2006 @ 04:33am · 1 Comments |