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What's with Xas and Magical Critters?
Can someone explain that to me? I dunno if it's a good idea to have a question as the title, but there it is! Seriously, a few weeks ago he summons that rather fluffy black bird...Choco? From a portal and they go off having adventures. Now after bashing the snot out of Fafnir...do dragons have snot? I'd think it'd fry in their nasal cavity...Anyway! After getting a bunch of Snowflake Charms Xas comes back with a smaller Fafnir which is actually really friendly. And as I'm writing...typing...um...airposting? Whatever, as I'm posting this there's a smaller black dragon sleeping on a shelf above me (which is labeled Smok). I never noticed, but Xas has a thing for mythical critters. Where does that put us Reaplings? We're not Mythical, but we are bonded to him. Of course, he says he sees us as family, which I really like. But him bringing home every Dragon, Griffin, and Chocobo that strikes his fancy is making me worried. I don't know how big the Guild is, but I'm sure we can't keep expanding the Closet forever. Or stuffing it with Fridges.
Speaking of which, did you know we have a massive fridge? Well, on the outside it looks like a standard KenMayWhirlWhat-Have-You fridgy thing, but the inside is HUUUUUUGE. It's called an Infini-Space Fridge, and Xashowd can do just about anything he wants with it. He made a room for Laguna inside it, has about 2000 pounds of Watermelon in there, and still has room for all the foods me and my kin enjoy. And there's even more room still...an infinite amount I hear. Is that why it's called Infini-Space? Hmmm...doesn't explain the noises I hear at night. I'm a Reapling, but these noises are kinda creeping me out...I hear moaning, lots of banging, and a bunch of yelling...Does Laguna have a Zombie Carpenter in her room? I don't smell decay, but it does smell light and fluffy for some reason...Oh, she's a Succubus. Specifically a Drow Succubus. Something about an Incubus turning her during a failed mission or something...she's kinda odd, but I like her. Etheria's not too keen on her, Soulriel hates her guts, and Scythifer can't keep his eyes off her. She nice when she's nice, but she's scary when she's angry. I once saw her make a dude explode. With her mind. It was freaky, loud, and very red. Very red. Not sure what the dude did, but he made her angry. I was on the job for retrieving that guy's soul so it wasn't all bad, but I didn't ask what he did. Might have to one of these days...
Oh, gotta go. I hear Xas calling, it's snack time! Later guys! Oh, I hear there's something called a comments section down there...lemme know what you guys wanna know about! I gotta come up with material for this thing after all. Help a little guy out?
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