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Chapter 2
Ryan Stood there, looking at the White Cat that saved his life from the Evil Pizza Nazi Doom that was sure to Be ahead of him.
"Thank you Mr. Ca-"
"Friken Pancakes I said!" Retorted the Angry Cat as it was Burying A Newspaper Boy that was Nearby " I'm Friken Tom!"
Ryan was about to Reply, but No Doubt the Cat, or Tom, would have Replied something of the Pancake Varity, So he Looked around the Alaskan Tundra, and Found an Abandoned Out house.
After Walking in there, Ryan Noticed that Ronald McDonald was Hiding in the Toilet, Holding a Fish up to Ryan
"Its Dangerous to go alone.. Take this"
Ryan took the Fish and walked out of the Outhouse, Noticing a Fresh Pair of Tire Tracks Behind Tom.
"Wh-"
"Friken Bus Came while you were in there!" He Snapped adding "Did you Find Friken Pancakes"
Ignoring this Ryan Grabbed Some Newspaper, from the Buried Newspaper boy, and Began to Follow the Tracks.
So They walked Through The Alaskan Desert, There way Filled with Such Dangers as Polar Bears, Penguins, Potential Canadians, and The Evil 3-Headed Dragon Sarah Palin.
After about an Hour of Walking, with Tom Constantly Complaining about Pancakes, They Came to a Karaoke Bar, During a Chuck Norris look alike contest.
As Ryan and Tom walked into the Bar, They came to Realize that the Bar was filled with Zombie Chuck Norrises..
Ryan Screamed, Tom looked around for Pancakes, The Zombies were dancing the Thriller as they came close upon the two.
Ryan Grabbed a Glass of Milk and Threw it at one of the Zombies, and Immediately it turned into a Hamster.
"TOM! They are Weak against Milk!" He Shouted, Noticing Tom was already gone.
The Zombies came closer and closer, it looked like the end of Ryan, then Tom Busted threw the wall With a Cow, Throwing it at the Zombies.
The Cow Exploded, and Milk Flew Everywhere, Turning them all Into Small Furry Creatures.
"Oh, my god thank you To-"
"Frikken Pancakes!" Tom Jumped up on a Table and Began to eat Left over Pancakes the Zombie Chuck Norris Left Behind.
In A cloud Of Smoke, a Moo was Heard, and Standing there where the Cat had been was a Panda.
After staring at the Panda for a good Minute, It looked over to Ryan.
"Give me Some Frikken Lemonade!"
 who149 · Sun Aug 02, 2009 @ 04:36am · 0 Comments |
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