The Super Awesome Ninja 1337 Awesome adventure Book..
~ By Jonathan Saltzman
Chapter 1
Ryan was your average Ninja/ Robot/ Nazi Killer, Until the day He Went to his First day of High School!
Then His life Changed Forever..
_Ryan AwesomepantsMcSmith Was Walking to His first Day of School.. When Nazi's From the Future Came From Nowhere and Abducted Ryan On A Flying Pizza.
The Flying Pizza was 200 Feet wide, with Giant Lazer Beams Built From Microsoft! This Thing was your Typical Windows Vista... Except a Pizza.
Ryan, who Was a Canadian, Learned from Birth What to do when Abducted by Italian Pasta Dishes... But there was no Sabertooth Tiger anywhere to be seen.. and Duke Nukum Did not really Exist Either..
It looked like it was All over For Ryan, when He found A Sneaker in a Peperoni of the Ship!
He Rubbed the Sneaker, hoping it was A genie, but Instead of A Genie, A Talking Cat Apeared out of Nowhere..
"Cool!" Exclaimed Ryan "Will You grant my Wishes?"
The Cat just looked at Ryan " No I won't Grant Your Frikken wishes.. Now Go make me some Frikken Pancakes!!"
"But.. There are no Pan-"
The Cat then grabbed Ryan By His Collier and Through him off the Pizza and into the Alaskan Wasteland just under them.
After a Hard Fall on Santa Clause, They both Got up okay!
"Wow.. Thank you Mr. Cat!"
The cat Looked up at Ryan, and simply asked "Where those Frikken Pancakes!"
 who149 · Fri Jul 31, 2009 @ 07:53am · 0 Comments |
