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the actual long journal will not be today but this is some conversation I found funny so here it is, hey is gordon on?!?!
(me) nope
can you get him on?!?
(me) no, he's asleep
and your point is????
(me) I'm not waking him or his parents up
>.<
btu but butbutbutbbutbbutbubbutbutbtu
but
(me) I'm kinda busy so
please
stop touching yourself and help me damnit!!~~~!!!!!
(me) not touching myself
(me) I'm writing
(still me) I get offline for about 3 hours for that
>.<
kitty!!!!!
>.<
(me) what?
GET GORDON!!!!!!! >.<
(me) I have no will way or care to do such a deed
please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!????!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(me Pissed) please doesn't work at the moment
why not!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
(me) partially cause I'm in a bad mood because I'm being begged to do something you can do yourse;f
(me) yourself
(me) also
(me) bad week
(me) also
(me) you can't keep your mouth shut
(me) also
(me) I don't need to
(me) you want more?
how can i not keep my moputh shut????
(me) I can't imagine
**mouth
?
not helping with my understanding of the i can't keep my mouth shut thing.....wat the fukk did i do???
(me amusing myself at this point) I can't imagine
i bet you cnt
....
how have i not kept my mouth shut??
(me still alittle mad) think back
(me) now
(me) out of the probably 3 totall secrets I've told you
(me the answer is all of them) how many have misteriously come out?
wtf 1st off i dnt kno wat the fukk you r talking about, i dnt see how i could of done ne thing
(me) you see that's probably the worst problem
(me) now
ok so i've aperently told ppl secrets tht i myself dnt remember.....yeah.....tht was def me.......cuz of corse i go around telling everyone all about you...becuz i just love to mess with ppl
(me glad it wasn't an important secret) well it's amazing because
(me) it was either you
(me) or gordon
(me) and because I'm fairly certain
(me) gordon hasn't said anything to who I'm talking about
(me) mainly out of similar dispise
(me sarcasm) it must have been me
(me) :-O
(me sarcastic) I'm sorry
i dnt even kno who the fukk ur talking about >.<
(me sarcastic) it's a real riddle
i dnt even kno who the fukk ur talking about
(me) it figures
(me) don't worry what's done is done
(me) & it doesn't change the fact I can't get gordon online
i dnt even kno wat the fukk you've bean talking about this hole time, i have no reason to tell ne one ne thing you've told me
(me writing a journal at this point bonus points if you know which one) I said moving on
(me) can I go back to what I was doing?
i would like to kno wat i did so i think i'll just stick to this subject
no you cnt
(me) it wasn't even 2 days ago
not till u tell me wat the fukk you've bean accusing me of
(me revealing the riddle she now just hasta figure out the secret) telling morgan whom I dispise mutually with gordon
(me) said things she had no way of knowing with out you telling her
telling morgan wat??!?!?!?!?!?
(me seriously like everything I said went strait to her) try everything
(me) still
i didnt talk to morgan till today wen u saw us at the mall
(me) well then she's amazing at stalking
i hadnt talked to her in like a week
you knjow wat
heres morgan
(me) I don't care
(me0 I honestly don't
hey. ********. You ******** gave me your password in the beginning of our relationship. you really think I would've forgotten that by now?
(me I use that password for the emails with square enix subscriptions) I don't use that password for anything but mules
I know everything through your ******** email. not becca. she says nothing but good about you and you treat her like s**t.
(me also impossible, my main email has nothing to do with anything) amazing
your email works fine.
( me hint it changes everyday) which email is my gaia?
(me) or facebook
I don't hack your gaia.
or messages in particular
or facebook.
just email.
(me) what do you do
(me) read my psn letters?
your hotmail and your yahoo
(me) or my urban dictionary?
(me) or my youtube spamming account
nah, I read your personal s**t. and I read your old gaia posts which told me alot about yourself.
(me) I'm amazed you can deduce that uch from something that simple
ummm
(me) whatchu gonna learn about from that'
(me) any one can read it
(me) it's set to public so you can read it
you can change your password but I don't even check your s**t anymore, I stopped caring around two months ago
(me) creepy
(me) but still doesn't explain anything
trust me, I get nothing from becca. and whatever you're talking about, I'm not sure of either, but it didn't come from her.
(me oops she reveiled all the players in this conversation) I'm sure
and you should've known better than to date me anyway, I'm crazy, I always have been
(me confused) I knew you for 2 days
(me) i.I
I still warned you that I wasn't all there as far as I can recall
(me laughing at stupitity) when someone says they're crazy they lie
but to be honest at least I can function normally in a human relationship.
(me) stalkerish is not crazy
until I leave it.
(me) nor is creepy
stalkerish is what I do, and everyone says it's the psycho ex b***h thing to do, so I believe them
(me with a b***h slap) at least I don't need to be in a relationship to feel better about my stuff
(me) you en't psycho
hey, at least your ego boost. I found you interesting.
(me) temp highs suck
nah, you told Sandy I was just a ******** buddy to make you feel better. so you obviously needed me to make you feel better about your crush who rejected you for very obvious reasons
(me I honestly did say that and that's how I know who the snitch was) & for that I thank you
oh, it's not like I didn't enjoy it. you're just a hypocrite
(me) I never denied it
(me) I seem to embrace it better
(me) but someone did their home work
(me) I'm proud
oh yeah, after about two months of mourning you, I kinda saw right through the s**t
(me) took long enough
denial is never the answer, never was. I'm just saddened that people like you have to roam the earth and make other people's lives miserable. you know, you have friends that care about you alot and you don't give two shits about them. people like you need to be put away so no one has to suffer because of them.
(me) yeah we probably do
(me talking bout her discontent not mine) but no laws against discontent
you just think you'
*you're special
(me) I do but I wouldn't be human otherwise
(me honestly try to say you don't think you're worth more than another person) try to say you aren't with out thinking about it
and making your morals so low is all cool, and being indie is cool and different, and being a faux communist is cool, but realyl you're just the ******** same as any other emotionless male.
(me laughing) oh boo hoo hoo
(me) I've been called on un originality
but at least I can say I've only met three others like you. ahah.
(me) I can say I've met many more
(me) if that's all you can come up with you do a worse job than my own thoughts
(me) so
(me) I really do want to go back to the whole thing I was doing
(me) I'm forgetting where I was
you say everyone else's views on life are retarded and can
(me) mine aren't any better
haha, fine. go back to jacking off. cause I was the first and ******** last b*****b you'll ever get, you ********' idiot.
good ******** night.
(me) I love hookers





To clear up some stuff, where it says (me) it is me, if it has more in the brackets it is unimportant, the secrets weren't really anything but to see how much and what of she talks of. I wasn't jacking off and I'm not quite sure where they got that notion, if you can read full script better than this I'll make another one, I thought it was funny