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5/4/09
The Amazing Adventures of Yours Truly.

I scaled the depths of my neighborhood with my big sister and my little brother today. {Took a walk} and mom tried to get me to join a ''writing camp'' for the summer. I'm pretty sure it wasn't another one of her ''signs of affection'', she'd just as soon poison my father then she would ship me off to some writing camp to WRITE. And those of you who don't know me personally, both of the latter things are very possible for her to attempt.
Who the hell came up with writing camps in the first place?! I mean, what do you do? WRITE? I can do that within the comforts of my couch. Here's the writing camp:
*Insert most annoying teacher's voice here* "Okay class, now. Put your pen to the paper. Now write." And repeat for the next WEEK.
I'd probably commit suicide.

More sometime, A.