Phrases and Stuff Stuff: Democrats are most likely to own a cat than Republicans. The Statue of Liberty weighs about as much as 111,000,000 tacos. Pocky is pronounced POE-key. Lions and tigers cannot purr, but cougars can. Meow. Gelatin consists mostly of animal hide and animal bones. gonk Houdini trained his dog to escape from mini handcuffs.
Here are some palindromes from Bob: I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir Do geese see god? "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod Rats live on no evil star Won't lovers revolt now? Race fast, safe car Pa's a sap Ma is as selfless as I am May a moody baby doom a yam?
Ah, Satan sees Natasha No devil lived on Lonely Tylenol Not a banana baton No "x" in "Nixon" O, stone, be not so O Geronimo, no minor ego "Naomi," I moan "A Toyota's a Toyota" A dog, a panic in a pagoda
Oh no! Don Ho! Nurse, I spy gypsies - run! Senile felines Now I see bees I won UFO tofu We panic in a pew Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog! Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
Back to the facts: It is illegal to chew gum in Singapore. More will be added...
English lesson with Mrs. Shmoogens. I have to say, many people--especially on the internet--get confused with the English language. As much as I hate English, I do not try to use words incorrectly--even on the internet. xd Aheh heh....I don't like txt tlk, but as long as I can understand what people are trying to say, I'm good. But if someone says: yahe sgonna gettoen teh cputr ritnowe; I would think that they're asking for a taco from 'Wendy's' in Pangonese. ninja 'You're' is a contraction of the words 'you' and 'are'. 'Your' is a word to show possession. They're - They're here with the mongoose. There - That over there is a mongoose. Their - That is their mongoose. They're over there with their mongoose. It's - It's raining. Its - Its mongoose is getting wet. Past - The mongoose time traveled to the past. Passed - The mongoose passed the trigonometry test. Alright - "Alright, mongoose?" All right - Everything is all right. Too - The mongoose wants ice cream, too. To - Take the mongoose to the drug store. Two - Two mongoose. Where - Where is that mongoose? Wear - I wear the mongoose. ....
pirate pirate HOORAY! PHRASES!! pirate pirate Haragami: "I am in Hirukoi's clothes! I am in Hirukoi's clothes!"
Shigure: "You're score is negative infinity times two to the fifth power and six."
Mori: "Cool."
Kurenai: "I do NOT have anger management! Whoever told on me- ...I bet it was Mori! I want to ring his eyeballs out and suck the juices from them, and then I'll rip his organs out and wrap them around his neck to hang him from a cliff where no one can hear him! And do you want to know what he'll be saying when I'm killing him? COOL!!!" scream
(Wishing for what?--on New Year's Eve) Yuki: "I wish I had one of those fancy capes like Saki." dramallama Kyo: "I want some food and some socks! Heh heh...yeah.....socks." cool Tohru: "I wish I had a nose to smell things with, 'cause this one's only for show. With new nose--I get nostrils!" 4laugh
CREAMED CORN
"My mom fed me ugly yams!"
These came from my flying fridge:
A delicate winter goddess sits on a car only to incubate it.
His next trip as a white girl felt easy.
Go moon those lazy roses.
Me has pant ache.
My love is no honey storm, but would she like your feet juice?
He hit her up like yo.
To have it sweet like bloody deliriousness is two thousand suns hotter than true love.
Together under her crying sky, the rain read their frantic urge to club a hairy butt.
Why not go swim in some sad sordid life or show them less sweat.
Put language in languidly, for if I do stop time, these men stare for eternity.
She is always weeding used fluff.
After kniving essential puppy parts... lather a tiny bitter man with some repulsive lake wax.
I smell a drunk woman apparatus.
Please boil an ugly black sausage with the winding drool chain.
Recall milky moments when chanted floods of gorgeous blue light fall.
We could leave death behind my meat garden.
I picture you gone, and it never suits me.
Me do of do want.
Live and let spray.
...shines away after Rob manipulates Cook into asking him how my day was.
I can ship fingers from a place nearby.
Tongue-sized diamonds are pink.
Beneath water and over mist, you and I scream through rusted voids.
An arm of luscious iron will take legs from boys who think of red gowns.
Random Stuff From SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)
Ganondorf's too hot for that, yo.
Pikachu will defeat you all!! scream
If only there was mayonnaise at the scene, we would have fought better. With condiments at our side, NOTHING WILL STOP US! eek
If Pit does one more "Hiyuh" on me, it will be the last time he wears those stupid laurels. evil
Random Stuff From Pokemon Colesseum
RAIKOU! 3nodding
Why do people here have such weird names? neutral I mean REALLY. For example, this guy the other day we battled, his name was Kopo. Isn't that a type of dog food?
Nox: "Wow! Check out these balls!" Girl: o-o "Eh?! Nox...what are you-" Nox: "They're great balls!" razz Girl: "Nox, that's gross!" Nox: "What? I just bought some great balls today." Girl: "Oh>" eek "Right. I knew that."
More will be added in this category....
What Does that Mean?
Some of us don't understand the new slang in chats and around the internet. I know I am. sweatdrop So I have made up a few "txt phrases" to help with internet gabbing! xd
OMFG - Oh, my furry goat! {Used in a sentence} What is THAT you're riding on?! eek OMFG! blaugh
WTF - Wednesday, Thursday, Friday {Used in a sentence} You have to do homework? WTF!
LMAO - Lettuce, Mayo, Avocado, and Onions (Hmm, that would make a good sandwich.) {Used in a sentence.} What kind of sandwich do you want? LMAO!
ROFL - Relish Or Fat Lard? {Used in a sentence} ROFL?!!
PPL - Penguin Parody Lair. {Used in a sentence} This is a ppl place!
PPL - Pelting Phil's Lawyer. {Used in a sentence} What are you guys doing? We're PPL with potatoes!
WTH - Where is the Taco Hiding? {Used in a sentence} I'm hungry...WTH?
There are many other uses of expression too! For instance, OMC is "Oh, my cod!" surprised Yes.
Akemi the Enchantress · Mon Jan 19, 2009 @ 12:30am · 0 Comments |