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LEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIINS!!!!
We walked into Kaede's hut. She was sitting by the fire pit in the middle of the room, stoking the flames. She looked up at us with her one good eye and grinned. "Ah. It's good to see ye two again. Tell me, has my little present worked out so far?" Kaede chuckled. Delila looked and the smooth black ring with the three small white studs across the top. "Ya, it works fine. Thanks for asking." I said sarcastically. I'm still ticked off at Kaede for giving Delila that ring. When she gets mad at me, think of how much it'd hurt with all the 'Sit' commands she'd yell?!
"Oh I almost forgot. The others came back when the found out ye return date. They're down by the river if ye wish to see them." Kaede said looking back down to the flames. "I told them they didn't have to wait for us. They're so nice to come back." Delila replied. "Thanks Kaede, see ya!" After thanking her for the information, we headed back out and followed the dirt path to the river where we saw the group. Inuyasha was chasing after Shippo.(How much ya wanna bet that they're fighting over food?) Kagome was chasing after Inuyasha. Kagome is always the one who protects Shippo when it comes to theses types of situations. Miroku sat laughing at them. Kirara and Sango were wading around the river banks. "Sup guys! We're back!" I called to them as we made our way down to them. Everybody stopped what they were doing and looked at us. Shippo came bounding up the path and jumped onto Delila's shoulder. "Hi Delila, Hi Kimiko. We missed you guys!" Shippo exclaimed delightfully as the rest began to come up to meet with us. "What took you guys so long! I was gonna go get you guys soon because you're so slow!" Inuyasha grunted to us. I shoved his face as I walked past to the others. "For your information, we had a few minor complications, so stuff it!" I said as he stumbled back. He scowled and prepared to leap at me. "Inuyasha! Don't you do it!" Kagome warned him. "Pff! Ya?! Or what?" he remarked sarcastically. Kagome glared at him. "Inuyasha, SIT!!!!" she shouted. His face dropped to the ground. An echo of the impact rang through the open air. I doubled over laughing my head off. Inuyasha pulled his head up, chunks of dirt and grass were stuck to his face, making me laugh even more. He immediately jumped up and brushed himself off. "Hey! Kimiko should've done a face plant too! What gives?!" he demanded. Kagome folded her arms across her chest. "Delila will be doing the punishing from now on for Kimiko. I shouldn't have to take care of TWO immature half dog demons!" I stopped laughing. "Hey! I'm not immature! He's just a jerk!" I said defending myself. I charged at Inuyasha, claws forward. "Kimiko!!!" Delila shouted. I stopped in my tracks and looked at her. That evil glare was in her eye. I knew what was coming. I immediately did a 180 degree turn and started booking it in the opposite direction. "No, no, No,NO!!!!" I shouted, trying to get out of rang of Delila's voice. But there is no escaping the inevitable. "SIT!!!!" she screamed right when I was in midair, leaping over the river. And I came crashing down several feet away on the opposite bank.
"Ugh, I can't stand him! I'm outta here! I'll catch up with you guys later." I shouted to them and I stormed back off to the well and jumped in. I knew back at the river, Delila was holding them back from going after me. She knows how mad I can get sometimes. It was night back in Delila's world. I began leaping across the rooftops. Some fresh air and exercise would hopefully calm me down. I eventually came to a stop and sat down on the ledge above an alley way. I sat there for about an hour. Breathing deep the night air. I looked as the tiny lights from cars down the street crossed back and forth, when I heard a noise from below me. A metal trash can falling over. "Is a bum going trash picking or something? There must be something "good" at the bottom." I thought sarcastically to myself. But it wasn't any bum. The sound of gunshots pierced my ears. I looked down. The silhouette of a teenage boy was sprinting down the alley, four others chasing right behind them. Two with switchblades, two with handguns. I immediately got up and began running across the rooftops after the boy, I'm not going to let ANYONE be attacked by any gang.
He finally had run into a dead end. No way to escape. The group closing in on him. Alright, it's hero time!!! No time to get my disguise on, I'll just have to entrust my identity to be protected by the night and it's shadows. I leaped down several stories and landed with a thud on the ground between the hunters and the hunted. The gang immediately raised their weapons in defense at the sight of the new person. The boy looked dumbfounded, yet scared enough to wet his pants, probably wondering whose side I was on. I gave a smirk. "Sorry to crash the party boys, but I'm pretty sure your mommies want you home now." This got them stirring. "Hey! Nobody calls me a mama's boy and gets away with it! I'm gonna chop you up into sesame chicken!!" One of them shouted at me. One of the ones with a switchblade stepped forward, tightly gripping the blade handle, ready to attack. I gave a small chuckle. "This is gonna be a fun workout." I thought to myself. Then I shouted my favorite battle cry. "Alright chums, let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!" and I began putting my 'ninja skills' to work.
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