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*Charmed again part 1*
1)Phoebe - "We lost our sister. How can we ever understand that?"
2)Phoebe - "Prue will never forgive us if we look bad at her funeral."
3)Cole - "You're not the Charmed Ones anymore."
4)Piper - "I've always had a big sister and I don't know how to live without one."
5)Piper - "I am not angry. I am pissed off."
6)Oracle - "I see...another."
7)Phoebe - "I saw him. The demon that killed Prue."
8)Piper - "Stop it, stop it, stop it dammit! This is Prue's funeral for God sakes. Can we at least bury her in peace? Is that too much to ask?"
9)Piper - "You can't defeat Shax, not without the Power of Three."
Phoebe - "Well, you and Prue did."
Piper - "That's because Prue was the strongest. Trying to do it without her would be suicide."
10)Phoebe - "We have to try and save her."
11)Piper - "You can tell them we buried their precious Charmed Ones when we buried our sister."
12)Piper - "I am a witch, dammit. I have summouned people before and I'm going to summon Prue, whether you like it or not. No more playing games. No more being the good witch. I want to talk to my sister, I need to talk to my sister. At the very least you owe me that."
13)Grams - "Your destiny still awaits."
14)Paige - "If I tell you all about Paige, and you use it against me, I will get out my voodoo doll and make you sorry you're a man."
15)Paige - "Hi, I think your mom abandoned me at birth. What's for dinner?"
16)Paige - "Okay, I sound certifiably insane now. Good job Paige, way to go."
17)Paige - "I like an element of danger."
18)Piper - "Isn't it obvious that our only destiny is to die? And you are making it way to easy for them, Phoebe. You are just walking right into it!"
19)Piper - "I cannot handle anything right now and I certainly cannot handle losing another sister."
20)Phoebe - "It doesn't seem real, does it?"
21)Piper - " 'Your destiney still awaits,' she says. 'There's a reason for everything,' she says. So, it's time to summon her transparent butt back here and find out exactly what that reason is."
22)Piper - "You know what Grams? You were a lousy liar when you were alive and now as a ghost, you're worse."
23)Cole - "Apples don't fall far form the forbidden tree, I see."
24)Phoebe - "Are you telling me that that girl, our innocent, is really...our sister?"
25)Grams - "Charmed...again."
26)Cole - "And I thought my family was srewed up."
27)Phoebe - "Easy Grams. Not all of us are dead, remember?"
28)Piper - "Timbuktu? You sent him to Timbuktu?"
Phoebe - "Alright, well it was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with undo."
29)Piper - "You cannot float in here after all these years and go, 'Oh, gosh, I forgot, by the way, you've got a sister'!"
30)Paige - "Paige, my name is Paige."
31)Phoebe - "Another P, imagine that."
32)Paige - "What are you guys, witches?"
Phoebe - "So are you. We hope."
33)Paige - "What have you guys turned me into?"
*Charmed again part 2*
34)Piper - "How does a whitelighter get somebody knocked up?"
35)Phoebe - "I kind of sent him to..."
Piper - "Timbuktu. It rhymed with undo."
36)Cole - "Damn bounty hunters, there like nats."
37)Mr. Cowan - "You are an assistant, not a social worker."
Paige - "That's because you're to cheap to make me one."
38)Piper - "We can't let the b*****d get Paige."
39)Piper - "Sisters protect each other."
40)Piper - "My powers have been a little off lately."
41)Piper - "Stop or I'll freeze."
Phoebe - "She's a witch, you can't freeze her."
Piper - "She doesn't know that."
42)Phoebe - "You have a magical power, you know."
43)Piper - "Half breed."
44)Phoebe - "The gargoyles weren't exactly singing dixy."
45)Piper - "Something pretty powerful knocked us on our asses."
46)Phoebe - "Maybe he didn't want to go up against the Charmed Ones."
47)Phoebe - "Translation please?"
48)Leo - "She becomes evil forever."
49)Piper - "Who makes up these cockamamy rules?"
50)Phoebe - "What does he mean?"
51)Phoebe - "You look like hell."
52)Phoebe - "Thanks for the magical assist Grams."
Piper - "How do you know it wasn't somebody else?"
53)Leo - "I'm having a hard time convincing her that she is not evil!"
54)Phoebe - "Bright side, at least she's getting the hang of her new power."
55)Piper - "We just better hope that there's some kind of wiccan exorcism in the Book of Shadows."
56)Piper - "I guess blood's a little thicker than evil."
57)the Source - "I've broken the Charmed circle before. I'll do it again."
58)Leo - "We heal good people."
59)Paige - "That was good, right?"
60)Phoebe - "Don't ever scare me like that again."
61)Leo - "Paige, you belong here."
62)Patty - "Welcome home."
*Hell hath no fury*
1)Phoebe - "Two witches and half a demon does not the Power of Three make."
2)Phoebe - "Instead of teaching Paige how to be a witch, we are out hunting for ever Tom, d**k, and Beelzebub in San Francisco."
3)Piper - "The plan is to vanquish the demon."
Cole - "Great, any chance you've mastered your powers or are you still freezing and exploding at random?"
Piper - "Random, but you know what they say, there's nothing like field practice."
4)Paige - "Aw, Billy, I thought I told you to throw anything from creditors in the trash."
5)Paige - "Nice rug."
6)Phoebe - "Oh, I know that you're happy that we got him, Piper, but is it entirely necessary to disfigure the book?"
7)Cole - "You could have gotten yourself killed, you understand that?"
Piper - "Yes, Cole, I understand killed very well."
8)Cole - "If you insist on taking these suicide missions, you force me to be there because there's no way in hell I'm about to let Phoebe lose another sister."
9)Phoebe - "Why don't you go see whose's at the door, for us, okay?"
Cole - "Sure. If it's the Source, I'll just ask him to come back later."
10)Phoebe - "Piper, Cole's right. We have a system for fighting demons and it's worked pretty well for the last three years."
Piper - "I think, uh, Prue being killed counts as a pretty big glitch in the system."
11)Paige - "I don't know exactly why I'm here, I'm just kinda having a hard time being surrounded by people and..."
Phoebe - "And not be able to tell them that you can move things with your mind?"
Paige - "It does not exactly roll off the tongue."
12)Phoebe - "Right, and if she were punching walls, I would happily call a repair man. But,..."
Cole - "The problem is she prefers to punch demons."
Leo - "Well, I'll talk to her."
Cole - "She has no regard for her own life or anyone else's. She's Charles Brownson cubed."
Leo - "I said I'd talk to her."
Phoebe - "Guys, guys...who is Charles Brownson?"
13)Leo - "Strange, isn't it? Now, on top of everything else, you have to play the middle sister. When you've always been the, uh,..."
Phoebe - "Screw up?"
Leo - "The youngest."
14)Phoebe - "It's not a job I would have asked for."
15)Phoebe - "But, not to rush this tender moment but, she's already started scrying."
16)Phoebe - "I didn't mean you couldn't use the stairs!"
17)Paige - "Okay, book, protect yourself."
18)Piper - "It hurts to talk, Leo. It hurts to breathe. So, unless you have some idea of how to bring Prue back, I don't want to talk right now."
19)Piper - "No, Leo, I don't blame you. I blame evil. Why d... Why do you think I am doing all of this? For kicks?"
20)Donny - "Nothing like a copy room with a few."
21)Donny - "Hey, Clearasil, what's popping?"
22)Paige - "Don't worry about him, Billy, he's a jerk to everybody."
Billy - "Yeah, I know, that's why his mail gets lost. Frequently."
23)Phoebe - "Piper, Cole and I do not support you in this. If you insist on doing it, you are going in alone."
Piper - "Okay, I'll see you at home."
Phoebe - "Told you that wouldn't work."
Cole - "It was worth a shot."
24)Piper - "I'm going to take out those chain smoking bitches if it's the last thing I do."
Cole - "It may be the last thing you do."
Piper - "That's very supportive, Cole. Who's side are you on?"
25)Piper - "That is what we do. Eliminate evil."
26)Piper - "I'm going to vanquish the cancer girls with or without your help. So, either tell me what you know or get out of the way."
27)Cole - "They're called Furies."
Piper - "Like from mythology?"
Phoebe - "The dog-faced women from hell?"
Cole - "They're modern knock offs. Their m.o. is the same, though."
28)Piper - "Evil got the Book of Shadows. How did evil get the Book of Shadows?"
Phoebe - "Oh no."
Piper - "Oh no, Phoebe? A demon has the Book of Shadows. Oh no, doesn't quite cover it."
29)Phoebe - "I think that, uh, maybe...well it...it might...might be feasible that, uh...Paige borrowed the book."
30)Piper - "Phoebe, why would you even leave her alone with it?"
Phoebe - "Well, because she's our sister."
Piper - "Not for long."
31)Phoebe - "Are you coming?"
Cole - "To vanquish your sister? I think I'll sit this one out."
32)Donny - "You know, Paige, as a lawyer, I could get those nasty creditors off your back so easily. And if you can't afford to pay me, I could always just take it out in trade."
Paige - "Or, I could just sue your a** for sexual harassment and pay you with my big fat punitive statement."
33)Piper - "She stole from us!"
Phoebe - "She borrowed! Borrowed!"
34)Phoebe - "Paige is not a killer. She didn't kill anyone. And she's not a demon that we're on our way to vanquish."
Piper - "I get that, Phoebe."
Phoebe - "Do you? Because I don't think that you do."
35)Piper - "You are so...busted?"
36)Piper - "You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?"
Paige - "You think I did this on purpose? My body was perfectly fine just as it was, thank you."
37)Piper - "What happened?"
Paige - "I don't know. They just grew."
38)Phoebe - "What did you do just before you turned into Betty Boob?"
39)Phoebe - "Misuse magic to make him the object of ogling and the spell backfired and did the same thing to you."
40)Paige - "Are my boobs gonna stay this way forever?"
41)Phoebe - "I found the demon. Oh my God."
Paige - "What? You can't say demons followed by oh my God. I'm new at this. I'm likely to panic."
42)Paige - "Wait, are you saying Piper's turning into a demon?"
Phoebe - "It wouldn't be the first time."
43)Paige - "Is there some sort of spell I could do, you know, in advance so I could, uh, not become maybe a banshee or..."
Phoebe - "What word did you sub demon with?"
Paige - "Dirt bag."
Phoebe - "Dirt bag..."
44)Paige - "Do you think it worked a little too well?"
45)Phoebe - "Piper isn't a witch, anymore."
46)Paige - "Well, can't you just scry for evil then?"
Phoebe - "Do you have and idea how much evil is running around San Francisco?"
47)Phoebe - "My sister is a Fury! My boyfriend is a demon! Oh, baby, you're bleeding."
48)Cole - "Woogy?"
Paige - "Don't ask."
49)Phoebe - "Honey, what are you doing?"
Paige - "I'm trying to do that orb thingy. I can't seem to get the hang of it, though."
Cole - "Bah!"
Paige - "What happened?"
Phoebe - "You orbed."
Paige - "I did?"
Cole - "It's a fear response."
Phoebe - "So, until you learn how to control it, you just have to..."
Paige - "Get scared?"
Phoebe - "Pretty much."
Paige - "Alright, well, that shouldn't be too difficult."
50)Phoebe - "We have to close the portal of unexpressed fury."
Cole - "Unexpressed? I think she's been raging for days."
51)Paige - "You don't want to kill me, Piper, you don't even know me."
52)Paige - "Phoebe's not the sister who abandoned you. It's Prue."
53)Paige - "It's okay to hate Prue."
54)Piper - "How dare you! How dare you leave me! How could you go and die and leave me here all alone? Please come back! I need you, please come back!"
55)Piper - "It's not okay. She risked her life everyday and she never thought about what would happen to me and Phoebe if she was gone."
Leo - "I know."
Piper - "How could she think that I could live without her?"
56)Piper - "Prue was always the first one up and the last one down. It's strange the things you miss."
57)Phoebe - "She definitely is a Halliwell, last name or no."
58)Piper - "I've had, uh, bad hours. And hours that aren't quite so bad."
59)Mr. Cowan - "And you are?"
Piper - "I'm her sister."
*Enter the demon*
1)Phoebe - "If you wanted to be on top all you had to do was ask."
2)Paige - "Appealing to my conscience. Such a low blow."
3)Paige - "Well, now, you see, if I had extra sea slugs, I'd let those little suckers go right on back into the ocean."
4)Paige - "I was gonna guess that."
Piper - "Why are you guessing at all?"
Paige - "To pass?"
5)Piper - "I was single...once."
6)Paige - "I should be learning how to body slam sweaty demons, like Phoebe."
7)Piper - "Be patient, and study hard, and one day, you will get a big, sweaty demon of your own."
8)Piper - "Don't make me the wicked witch of the north west."
9)Piper - "You should get rid of that lollipop habit because it's gonna rot your teeth."
10)Paige - "Lets kick it up one more notch!"
11)Paige - "Just preparing for the Source."
Leo - "Oh, is he coming for dinner?"
12)Paige - "Phoebe gets to fight, Phoebe gets to levitate, I? I get to cook."
13)Leo - "You're half whitelighter, which means you're half pacifist. You may never develop the power to fight like Phoebe."
14)Paige - "Just once, I'd like to know what it's like to be Phoebe and be able to kick some serious a**. Bam!"
15)Paige - "I am so screwed! And defrosted?"
16)Paige - "I am training. I'm doing stairs."
17)Phoebe - "What did you do?"
Paige - "Why do you automatically assume it was something I did?"
Phoebe "Paige!"
Paige - "Alright, alright, I did it."
18)Paige - "God, this top is tight."
Phoebe - "Yeah, but it sure looks great."
19)Paige - "Sure, sugar, whatever you say. Lets go work up a sweat."
20)Phoebe - "If we don't fix this soon, I am going to perm your hair."
21)Leo - "He can literally cheat death forever."
22)Paige - "Hi, I'm Paige...I mean, Paige's older sister Phoebe. This is Paige."
Phoebe - "Howdy, hi, Paige here."
23)Zen Master - "You can never escape your karma, no one can."
24)Yenlo - "I'm off to find your daughter and kill her. Wish me luck."
25)Paige - "Careful, don't break my nails."
Phoebe - "Forget your nails. You almost got us busted. Next time, just smile and nod when we're together."
26)Phoebe - "Could you lose the lollipop? My teeth have enough cavities."
27)Paige - "Sorry, nervous habit."
28)Phoebe - "Oh my God, you are so bad for my image."
29)Paige - "And keep my face out of the sun!"
30)Paige - "I think Paige is the kind of person that needs to learn from her mistakes. And believe me, she's learning fast."
31)Phoebe - "It's kind of a character flaw of mine."
32)Mason - "So, what's the toad stool for?"
Phoebe - "It's an aphrodisiac."
33)Phoebe - "Sounds like me at that age."
34)Paige - "You are not the Source and you do not treat your girlfriend this way."
35)Cole - "What's gotten into you?"
Paige - "Paige."
36)Paige - "Keep pushing her that way, and you'll push her right out the door."
Cole - "What do you mean, 'her'?"
Paige - "I meant me."
Cole - "You said her."
Paige - "Did I?"
37)Piper - "I recently lost my big sister who was...pretty good at about everything she did. Very tough shoes to fill."
Anling - "Where did you find the strength?"
Piper - "I haven't yet. But, I'll let you know when I do."
38)Phoebe - "How could you do this to me?"
Cole - "Oh, come on, I'm just trying to have some fun Phoebe. Isn't that what you were complaining me not doing?"
39)Paige - "How do you know?"
Cole - "Well, for one thing, you suck at levitating and for another, you set me straight about the way I've been treating the real Phoebe, as only a sister could."
Phoebe - "You did?"
Paige - "Someone had to."
40)Phoebe - "Okay, we've got to get back into our own bodies, even I am getting confused."
41)Piper - "Oh my God, you guys switched bodies?"
42)Phoebe - "It was an accident."
Piper - "Accidents like that get people killed."
43)Piper - "Okay, soul sisters, back in your own bodies."
44)Phoebe and Paige - "I wanna be me again."
45)Phoebe - "It's nice to see you, Paige."
Paige - "It's nice to be seen, Phoebe."
46)Paige - "My God, what did you have for dinner?"
Phoebe - "Chong pao chicken, sorry."
47)Phoebe - "You wanna fight like hell to keep a life separate from magic."
48)Paige - "He said I was trying to hard and that I was not comfortable in my own skin."
49)Paige - "Well, I can take comfort in the fact that he cancelled on Phoebe and not me."
50)Leo - "Well, here comes your personal trainer from hell."
Piper - "Literally."
51)Phoebe - "So, what's on our training schedule for today, light sabers?"
*Size matters*
1)Phoebe - "That's our table. Who told them they could rip out our table?"
2)Phoebe - "All the books caution against it after you've suffered a major loss. Do not sell the house, do not get married, do not quit your job."
3)Phoebe - "Speak of the devil, slash whitelighter, slash witch."
4)Piper - "I will worry about the source of our income, if you worry about the source of all evil."
5)Piper - "I really think that when you've been a witch for a few months, you'll know the difference between sensing evil and needing a warmer jeacket."
6)Phoebe - "Oh, believe me, I am uniquely qualified to handle any kind of pressure. I have battled more...customer complaints then...then you could possibly ever imagine."
7)Paige - "Oh God, are you okay? Uh, I knocked but nobody answered. And the door was unlocked."
Leo - "Oh, it usually is. Otherwise, demons come crashing through and costs a fortune to fix."
8)Phoebe - "The real world better start showing me some respect otherwise, I'm gonna stop saving it every week."
9)Piper - "It stands for Prue, Piper, and Phoebe. We are P³. We were."
10)Phoebe - "Oh, come on, Phoebe, show a little spine."
11)Leo - "What's with the white gauze? It's worse then up there."
12)Piper - "Do not go into the house. Did you hear me? I said do not go in!"
13)Piper - "It is like talking to a wall."
Leo - "She's got the Halliwell hearing."
14)Gammel - "Since when did you develop a conscience? I never gave you one."
15)Paige - "Remember me? The girl with the melons."
16)Finn - "What brings you here?"
Paige - "Lets just say, I got tired of waiting for you to show up at my doorstep."
17)Finn - "Are you always this aggressive with guys?"
Paige - "Just the ones I like."
18)Phoebe - "Okay, good, now that he's gone, I can focus on getting us out of here. Although, I do have to tell you, I am not having the best day of my life. It began with an interview where a woman made me feel this big and now I actually am this big and, next is being baked. Uh, well that's just my round about way of saying don't panic. I'm gonna get us out of here. I'm...going...to turn...this day around."
19)Finn - "He made me."
20)Piper - "Look at the waitresses. Oh, no, don't look. They're practically removing their spots."
21)bouncer - "You can't go in there."
Piper - "Excuse me?" bouncer - "It's a VIP area."
Piper - "Oh, you're assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big breasted that I'm not important? That's a bad assumption, see, because I own this club, which makes me a VVVIP."
22)Paige - "You should not be playing doctor with the demon boy."
23)Paige - "First of all, we left your club because it sucks now, okay? Any time you try to be that hip, it 'aint hip."
24)Piper - "Could he be hiding our sister?"
Finn - "No, he probably shrunk her."
25)Leo - "Piper, you don't listen to Paige's ideas. And Paige, you don't listen to Piper's advice. I think you guys need to figure out a way how to work as partners."
Piper - "We're partners."
Leo - "Equal partners."
26)Piper - "Well, I'm just gonna have to convince you that I'm right."
Paige - "Well, we don't have all day."
27)Piper - "Paige, lets go over our options."
Paige - "Options? We have two. We're screwed or we're more screwed."
28)Paige - "Well, I'm sorry, I've never been shrunk and covered in clay before."
29)Piper - "He's way too big for my tiny magic."
30)Paige - "That's it? That's the spell you spent all day working on?"
31)Claudia - "How did you do that?"
Phoebe - "The Power of Three."
Piper - "Power of point three."
32)Piper - "It's trying way to hard to be hip, which means it's five minutes away from being five minutes ago."
33)Phoebe - "It was a lot of good. And my skin looks fabulous."
Piper - "And, now that I've been five inches tall, I'll never complain about my hight, again."
34)Piper - "Look's like P3's back."
*A knight to remember*
1)Piper- (about Paige) "Is she home?"
Leo- "Yeah, she's home. She's just a little indisposed at the moment."
Piper- "Wait, wait, you watch? What are you like a peeping angel?"
Leo- "I didn't see anything!"
2)Paige- "You've been watching me?"
Leo- "Well, I didn't see anything."
Phoebe- "At least nothing interesting."
Piper- (sarcastically) "Right..."
3)Paige- "This better be important."
Phoebe- "I can't use my blow dryer."
4)Phoebe- "The Evil Enchantress?"
Piper- "That's it! That's the evil witch, the one who kills the prince after he gets her pregnant of course."
Phoebe- "Of course."
5)Paige- "Piper, do that thing you do!"
Piper- "I don't want to blow him up."
Paige- "Well, risk it. He's using his tongue."
6)Paige- "How should I know?"
Piper- "Because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen."
7)Piper- "Paige! The Charmed Ones come first!"
Phoebe- "The Charmed Ones come first?"
Piper- "It always worked when Prue said it."
8)Phoebe- "He's just wandering around in chain mail?"
Piper- "It's San Francisco. Nobody'll notice."
9)Phoebe- "Defiant, clever and independent. That kinda describes Paige, don't you think?"
Piper- "Yeah. Along with stubborn, stubborn and more stubborn."
10)Piper- "Leo, we are up to our pointy little hats in demonic problems here!"
11)Paige- "Just keep that sword of yours sheathed, pal."
12)Leo- "Your future will be..."
Piper- "Screwed. The world will plunge into darkness. Yadda, yadda, yadda."
13)Piper- (about the Evil Enchantress) "We won't vanquish her. We'll bind her powers and send her back in time hopefully a virgin."
14)Paige- "Does that mean I'm evil?"
Piper- "Yeah."
Phoebe- "No!"
Piper- "No."
15)Piper- "What are we supposed to do? Go back to the Middle Ages, the Dark Ages, whatever hell ages those were?"
16)Phoebe- "Let's go get her. Oh wait. We can't because we're chained to a wall!!"
*Brain drain*
1)Orderly- (about spell) "Doesn't really rhyme does it?"
(Piper glares at him)
Orderly- "Sorry..."
2)Piper- "I am going to be so happy when I vanquish your sorry a**."
3)Piper- "I'm not obsessing. I just want everything to be perfect. That's all."
4)Phoebe- "You're changing the subject."
Piper- "No, I'm ignoring you."
5)(Piper blows up a chair)
Phoebe- "Piper, I think that was Paige's chair."
Piper- "Yeah, I know. It was ugly."
6)Phoebe- (about spell) "I think it worked."
Paige- "Either that or we're in Mary Poppins' head."
7)Piper- "And so that demon is gone?"
(Phoebe nods)
Piper- "Thank God because that guy was freakin' me out!"
*Black as Cole*
1)Paige- "A demon who likes to kill witches. That narrows it down to about every page in the Book."
Piper- "We have one clue. We know he likes to use an athame."
Paige- "How does that help?"
Piper- "It means he has hands."
2)Paige- (about Cole) "You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here."
3)Phoebe- "On my fiancé."
Paige- "Your fiancé?"
Phoebe- "I just wanted to hear how it sounded."
Piper- "And?"
Phoebe- "Kinda weird."
4)Emma- "She has a baby?"
Paige- "Actually, she's not sure yet."
*Muse to my ears*
1) Phoebe - "Um, that was a toast, and usually after the clinking part you take a little sip"
2) Phoebe - "Ooo wow you're a sweet talker."
3) Piper - "Uh that was the last of the coffee."
Phoebe - "I've had coffee, this is not coffee."
4) Piper - "How was the big date?"
Phoebe - "Great fine uh it was ok."
5) Phoebe - "Where are you going?"
Piper - "Uh P3"
Phoebe - "At 9 in the morning? Don't club kids sleep in?"
Piper - "Corporate Party, big money, total nightmare."
Phoebe - "Uh what if there's an attack?"
Piper - "At 9 AM? Don't demons sleep in?"
Phoebe - "Piper, Cole thinks that the demons are going to start banning together to take out the source."
Piper - "Great well I say the only good Source is a dead Source."
Phoebe - "Right but he also seems think that the best way for a faction leader to gain the support of the demonic masses is to kill us."
Paige - "Who's gonna kill us?"
Piper - "No one."
Paige - "That's new."
6) Phoebe - "But there's got to be something we can do, and by we I mean you."
7) Paige - "Whose attacking us?"
Piper - "No one."
Paige - "Oh right on I get the weekend off"
Piper - "See now that is the spirit."
8) Piper - "Suddenly I'm beginning to miss the Source."
9) Piper - "And man do I hate themes."
Phoebe - "Oh I am so good at themes. My prom theme "Almost Paradise" totally my idea."
Piper - "And this is supposed to impress me how?"
10) Phoebe - "Are you moving out?"
Paige - "No just cleaning out."
Piper - "Your art supplies?"
Paige - "Well between witch work and work work I just don't have any time anymore."
11) Phoebe - "Us theme, you potion."
Piper - "Huh? Me peeved, you annoying."
12) Bev - "I just don't know, I mean weren't the fifties a little bit more flashy?"
Paige - "Yeah if you want something that's been done a million times."
Bev - "Excuse me?"
13) Paige - "Well for one thing we're not likely to accidentally vanquish ourselves."
14) Paige - "Well why don't you go find the bad guys and give it back to them?"
15) Piper - "Honey? Whatcha looking for?"
16) Paige - "A warlock, is that like a demon?"
Piper - "Pretty much, yeah."
Paige - "That's nice."
17) Phoebe - "Piper where are you going we have to make a plan"
Piper - "I have a plan"
Paige - "Which is..."
Piper - "To cook something, now that I know what we're up against I can practically taste the potion, I don't know what it does, but it tastes pretty good."
1 Melody - "Oh no you're doing that, I'm just helping it come out"
Phoebe - "Yes you do, without a doubt."
19) Cole - "I may not have my powers anymore but I still know the terrain"
Phoebe - "Yeah and you may just find yourself in everlasting pain."
Paige - "That's a rhyme"
Phoebe - "Yeah I'm sorry, now is not the time."
20) Cole - "Well is there some rule that says I have to choose?"
Phoebe - "Well I can make one up, but it would just be a ruse"
21) Cole - "We'll talk about this later."
Phoebe - "Alligator."
22) Piper - "Just like you're going to have to be patient with Phoebe on the marriage front."
Cole - "Well I don't think that¹s any of your business."
Leo - "You don't know sisters very well do you?"
23) Piper - "No but she doesn't have to I'm her big sister I've known her only Oh! Her whole life."
24) Piper - "See what a little patience will get you"
25) Leo - "Oh they're gonna notice, and then they're gonna kill me."
26) Phoebe - "A warlock is a funny thing, he blinks from place to place, and when we say these words to him, his face they will erase."
Paige - "Sounds more like a limerick then a spell."
Phoebe - "Damn"
27) Piper - "I've got potions. Who's got a spell."
Phoebe - "Evil is a fateful foe but good does battle best. We witches will, with these words, waste the warlocks evil zest."
Piper - "Wonderful. Witty, but wordy."
Phoebe - "Here just take one."
2 Piper - "Which is when we hit him with the potion."
Phoebe - "And make a huge commotion."
Piper - "Right"
29) Phoebe - "God we're good. Or no, no wait I think we should tell the guys."
Piper - "But why?"
30) Paige - "I'd rather do battle with warlocks then do battle with the two of you."
1) Cole - "I know you're mad but before you say anything we found out that the faction leader is a warlock named uh, Devlin."
Phoebe - "Huh, he looked more like a Joe to me."
Piper - "Uh huh."
32) Piper - "Gone as in she got sucked into a big red ring by a warlock named, what was it?"
Paige - "Devlin."
Piper - "Right, Devlin."
33) Phoebe - "Basking in the brilliance of our failure."
Piper and Paige - "Uh huh."
34) Phoebe - "And he took our own muse and he's gonna use her inspiration to kill us. Oh the irony."
35) Piper - "I say we head for the hills."
Cole - "Great idea! It rhymes with kills."
Phoebe - "You think that's funny?"
36) Phoebe - "I don't know how to be a wife. But I can't live without you in my life."
Paige - "Did she rhyme? I think she just rhymed."
Piper - "Uh huh."
37) Phoebe - "I know we're beaten, and I know we're tired but that does not mean we can just lay down and play dead."
Piper - "I don't think we're going to have to play."
3 Paige - "I don't know, I kind of agree with running for the hills."
39) Phoebe - "You know this isn't just about saving our own lives or even Melody's. Its about good verses evil and wrong verses right. And our job as witches to fight the good fight."
Piper - "Dr. Seuss is that you?"
40) Piper - "I have no idea what I put in it."
Leo - "Alright well Cole and I were there maybe we can help."
Piper - "Leo please there were like 15 thousand herbs on that counter."
Phoebe - "Ok so just start cooking and let that inspire you."
Piper - "Now she's Martha Stewart."
Cole - "You're pretty young Piper you really ready to die?"
Piper - "Oy" Phoebe - "Look if you can't do it to save Melody then get inspired to save your own life for Leo,for, for me, for Paige."
41) Phoebe - "Oh no did we get sent back in time again?"
Piper - "No Phoebe we're in P3, I think."
42) Leo - "Cole I get that this is hard for you but I need you to do me a favor and shut up."
Cole - "Excuse me?"
43) Piper - "Ok so who here doesn't want to die?"
44) Phoebe - "Piper aren't you forgetting something?"
Piper - "Oh, they're still frozen aren't they."
45) Piper - "Well good thing I brought reinforcements."
*A Paige from the past*
1) Piper - "Well to be honest Cole, getting busted by the cops is not the best way to win her over!"
Paige - "Oh Piper, Gosh! I'm sure Cole already feels like a big enough loser, I know I would."
Cole - "Well thanks a lot"
2) Phoebe - "Am I to world's biggest b***h or what?"
Piper - "Nah too easy."
3) Phoebe - "Yeah, ok I don't want to analyze me anymore, lets try somebody else. How's Paige feeling this morning?"
4) Phoebe - "Um if you put your nose any deeper into that coffee cup you're going to need a snorkel."
5) Piper - "Hm, sounds like somebody else I know."
6) Piper - "Clyde? The malevolent spirit's name is Clyde?"
Leo - "Yeah he doesn't like it either."
7) Leo - "Clyde! Get your butt down here you fetid worm from the bottom of eternal stench! You gotta make him mad. Your mother was a chunky substance from a (gin zest?) pool! And she smells bad too!"
Phoebe - "Can you take us back to meet John Lenin?"
Piper - "No!"
Phoebe - "No, no right. We'll pass."
9) Paige - "Yeah I'm alright I'm all Wrong!! Oh my God I'm so screwed! I'm supposed to come back as a ghost not a ghost with braces."
10) Paige - "Yeah but I just wanted to come back and sit on the sidelines and make sarcastic comments about my lack of style."
11) Paige - "Hey! You're right I was cool! Even then."
12) Piper - "Alright enough with the pet names and the accents in the kitchen. And could you come up with something better than Lu Lu it sounds like a poodle."
13) Michelle - "Geez Paige, morbid much?"
14) Piper - "Darryl I'm sorry but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed by a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994 and I do not mean in the fashion sense, he time traveled back with my other sister so the only one left to help me is you!"
Darryl - "Gee thanks"
15) Darryl - "Piper."
Piper - "Uh huh."
Darryl - "You froze the crime scene."
Piper - "Uh huh."
Darryl - "You can't freeze a crime scene!"
Piper - "Well I did! Ok we have to protect Phoebe and Cole so start wiping fingerprints"
Darryl - "What? No, no, no! Look I am sick and tired of you and your entire dysfunctional family unit. I will not falsify evidence. I am a cop!"
Piper - "Ok Cop, do I need to remind you that you bailed Cole out of jail last night?"
Darryl - "So?"
Piper - "So I was wondering what you were going to tell your captain when he sees Cole on the surveillance tape."
Darryl - "What are you waiting for? Go get the damn tape!"
16) Piper - "Frankie and Lu Lu's unfinished business isn't criminal, its matrimonial. They want to get married!"
17) Paige - "Hello? Have you been watching or eating popcorn?"
*Trial by magic*
1)Phoebe- "If Cole doesn't come home soon, I'll turn into a vampire."
Paige- "Jokes like that in this house, not so funny."
Piper- "Not so funny."
2)Phoebe- (about Cole) "He said he needed some time to find himself and figure out who he was without his demon half."
Paige- "What does that mean? He's off banging on drums in the woods somewhere?"
Phoebe- "God, I hope not."
3)Paige- "I understand that I also pay rent here."
Piper- "There is no rent."
Paige- "It's an expression."
Piper- "No it's not."
Paige- "Well, it should be."
4)Piper- (about Glen) "Paige, you're gonna leave him here alone?"
Paige- "Well, he won't fit in my cubicle at work."
5)Leo- "Demons you can handle but not rats?"
6)Paige- "When nothing happens you can drag me off to the funny farm, tell them I've been brainwashed. Believe me I could use the vacation."
7)Piper- "Since when do demons give a rat's a**, no pun intended, about money laundering?"
8)Phoebe- "Could we not call him the rat demon? It's very hard to be appropriately frightened."
9)Piper- "Where's our friend, mouseman?"
10)Piper- "I'm sorry too. I can be a little harsh. It's part of my charm. You'll learn to love me."
*Lost and bound*
1) Phoebe - "Oh good morning sunshine! Let me pour you a cup of coffee. Notice anything different about me?"
Piper - "Engagement ring. Notice it, or wear coffee."
Paige - "Nice ice!"
Phoebe - "Thank you very much, I can't stop looking at it."
Paige - "I was like that when I got my belly ring. Oh you're right a wedding ring is totally different."
2) Leo - "Besides ours will be doubly magical. Half whitelighter half witch."
Paige - "Oh that's like me! Oh you might have some trouble."
3) Phoebe - "And Paige thank you so much for getting him this job, I mean especially now you know, that we're gonna be married and he's going to have to get used to bringing home the bacon."
Paige - "Since when does Phoebe care about bacon?"
Leo - "I'm sure she meant all breakfast meats."
4) Leo - "Piper would you please pass me the milk."
Piper - "Nope"
5) Paige - "Come on dude, let's get paid."
6) Leo - "Which is why it could make sense to bind his powers."
Piper - "Yeah, maybe we could just take off one of his legs at the same time because, you know, they're both part of him."
7) Piper - "Maybe that's why we met him, to teach him, guide him,"
Phoebe - "Feed him."
Paige - "Wow Phoebe you went all out."
Phoebe - "Oh, well you know me, any excuse to spend a little extra time in the kitchen,"
Piper - "I do know you and that¹s just not true."
Phoebe - "Oh but it is now that I'm going to be Sadie Sadie married Lady."
Piper - "Alright Sadie how bout I take the cookies to the kid."
Paige - "Actually the sooner we get through to him the better, because last time I check kidnapping is still illegal."
9) Phoebe - "Eat em' while they're hot."
Piper - "Um Pheebs friendly little tip, lay off the hairspray there's a fire started in the house."
10) Piper - "Hi, my a, sister made some cookies do you want some? Hm, I don't blame you it could be kind of dicey, she's not really a great cook."
11) Piper - "Leo, could you get some water."
12) Phoebe - "Oh Leo I'm so glad you came in I have a very important question to ask you,"
Leo - "What is it?"
Phoebe - "Do you think that little boy will be staying for lunch,"
Leo - "Uh, I would imagine so, what's the important question?"
Phoebe - "Oh that was it."
Leo - "Really. Phoebe, are you feeling alright?"
Phoebe - "Peachy keen"
13) Cole - "I have a meeting in like 10 minutes with a guy who's like the biggest a**,"
Phoebe - "Hold it. Do not make me march down there and wash your mouth out with soap mister."
14) Phoebe - "Well just relax, and try to get through it, and I will have a martini waiting for you when you get home."
Cole - "A martini?"
Phoebe - "Yeah, and a steak. You really need some more red meat in your diet."
15) Phoebe - "I'll get it! Hello"
Lady - "Hi"
Phoebe - "Hi"
Man - "Hi, we're looking for our son Tyler, is he uh here by any chance?"
Phoebe - "You betcha, come on in. Um can I make you anything, a sandwich, a Spanish omelet perhaps."
16) Phoebe - "I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, just making soup for Cole."
17) Demon - "Where's the fire starter"
Phoebe - "AH! You nearly scared me half to death,"
Demon - "The boy, now."
Phoebe - "I don't like your tone of voice mister,"
Piper - "Are you alright?"
Phoebe - "Yeah no messy cleanup!"
Piper - "Since when do you scream instead of fight?"
Phoebe - "Actually I did consider scratching him"
Piper - "Ok that was another bounty hunter which means more are just going to keep coming until Ludlow gets Tyler. Unless we get Ludlow first."
Phoebe - "Ew, dishpan hands."
Piper - "Leo and I can pose as bounty hunters and say that we have Tyler and we can gain access to Ludlow and vanquish him"
Phoebe - "Sure! Just as long as your home for dinner."
1 Phoebe - "Okey Dokey"
19) Paige - (Answers Phone) "Paige Matthews"
Phoebe - "Serena? Sam."
Paige -"Phoebe?"
20) Phoebe - "Piper wants you to come home. And I want you to bring your appetite."
21) Paige - "Oh my God, You will not believe what Cole is doing,"
Phoebe - "Cole. How is my little sweetie?"
22) Piper - "And I can't help but think if we had had our powers from day one we would have been more prepared. Things would have turned out different."
Leo - "Prue would still be alive?"
23) Paige - "Obviously when I recommended you for the job I thought you were a former demon."
24) Piper - "So lets focus on the most pressing matter at hand,"
Phoebe - "Lunch!"
Cole - "Phoebe!"
Phoebe - "Darling, oh what a pleasant surprise!"
Cole - "Are you feeling ok?"
Phoebe - "Oh yeah! Happy as a clam! Why?"
Piper - "What was that?"
Phoebe - "What was what?"
Cole - "You just flashed. Black and White."
Phoebe - "Oh don't be silly."
Paige - "Oh he's not being silly, we all saw it."
25) Piper - "Dude you are so going back right now!"
26) Phoebe - "Hi Honey!"
Cole - "What are you doing? This is no time to be taking a bath Piper might be home any minute and she's counting on you to write a spell!"
Phoebe - "Oh I tried! And I only got as far as 'Hey Demon! 'And then my mind went blank!"
27) Paige - "Hey Cole how's your progress going on the Oh God! Full frontal of Phoebe! Sorry"
Cole - "She just she...She just flashed"
Paige - "Yeah I got that,"
Cole - "No I mean she just flashed black and white,"
Paige - "Again? She's like an old TV that¹s on the blink or something."
2 Phoebe - "Brr I'm very chilly."
29) Leo - "A child is in danger Phoebe we need you now!"
Phoebe - "Phoebe? Who's Phoebe?"
Paige - "She can't go with you she doesn't even know who she is anymore."
Phoebe - "I beg your pardon I know exactly who I am. I am Mrs. Cole Turner."
Cole - "This is all wrong ever since I put that ring on your finger you've been acting strange,"
Phoebe - "You mean I've been acting normal?"
Cole - "Which is strange for you."
30) Paige - "That's it! The ring we've got to get it off."
Phoebe - "Over my dead body!"
Paige - "That won't be necessary. Grams' ring please."
31) Piper - "I can't get in you've got to write a spell."
Paige - "Are you up to it?"
Phoebe - "I think so, Door unlock no magic block."
Piper - "That's it?"
32) Phoebe - "What was that?"
Paige - "I think you just saw a mother lift a car off her child."
33) Piper - "Power of three spell."
Phoebe - "I don't have one."
Piper - "What?"
Phoebe - "I don't have one"
Paige - "I did one."
Piper, Phoebe and Paige - "The brittle winter gives way to flowers of spring. Ludlow is vanquished."
Phoebe - "What the hell was that!?"
Paige - "A Haiku! I couldn't do the rhyming thing."
34) Piper - "Say excuse me"
Tyler - "Excuse me."
Piper - "Ludlow's right, nobody teaches manners anymore."
*Charmed and dangerous*
1) Piper - "You should be honored that if we don't make it we¹re leaving you everything."
Leo - "What makes you think I'm going to outlive you."
Piper - "Leo, you're an angel, literally. Which means short of a dark lighter you win most likely to survive, honey just sign the freaking thing."
2) Phoebe - "Oh honey are you still on that last will and testament kick? I've got to tell you its very very morbid."
Piper - "No its very very responsible. Prue did it and thank god she did because if she didn¹t' we'd still be dealing with lawyers. No offense."
Cole - "Oh none taken. I've come to terms with my evil past."
3) Piper - "A demon? What kind of demon?"
Phoebe - "One with a half of face."
Piper - "Yuck!"
4) Phoebe - "So it keeps making the BRR BRR noise."
5) Phoebe - "I love that man."
6) Piper - "Well we do have a resident demonologist living in the house."
7) Piper - "That¹s not so funny."
Piper - "Uh we need help. No time to be evasive."
9) Piper - "Ooo purple good. Purple equals exploding power, exploding power check."
10) Paige - "Oh my God!"
Source - "Not quite"
11) Source - "Say hello to Prue for me."
12) Phoebe - (Says a toast) "For Prue"
Piper - "For Prue"
13) Leo - "What do you say we go home and get started on our future?"
Piper - "What do you say we go home and sleep and we work on that future tomorrow night?"
14) Phoebe - "Oh you go get him girl." (Barks)
*The 3 faces of Phoebe*
1) Paige - "Food, thank God I am starving!"
Leo - "That's the orbing, it burns a lot of calories. That's why I married a chef."
2) Phoebe - "Does he have to do that so brightly?"
3) Paige - "I know I was late this morning, I won't be anymore. In fact I found a way to get here in the blink of an eye."
4) Piper - "Just don't tell Paige. I don't want her thinking she can do it too."
5) Paige - "I hate it when you're right!"
Piper - "Really? See I usually like it."
6) Paige - "I know, personal gain. I've already beat myself up over it, you don't have to."
7) Piper - "Enough of this, buh bye."
Paige - "I'm fine, I'm fine. Just my ego's a little bruised. That's all."
9) Leo - "What happened?"
Paige - "Oh same old, demon tried to kill us."
Piper - "Yeah a very powerful demon, strangely source like. Can't we get a freaking day off around here?"
10) Piper - "Yeah but this demon didn't even seem to know who we were. Which, by the way, I find insulting."
11) Phoebe - "Any ideas?"
Piper - "It was your spell don't look at me."
Phoebe - "Yeah but it was your idea!"
Paige - "Excuse me?"
12) Phoebe - "Look. Hi, I can explain. You are dreaming."
Piper - "Dreaming?"
Phoebe - "Yes, dreaming."
13) Little Phoebe - "I'm 10 I am not stupid. GRAMS!"
Piper - "Wow, I do not miss that."
14) Old Phoebe - "Cole?"
Cole - "Who are you?"
Old Phoebe - "Maybe this will refresh your memory (slaps him) b*****d."
15) Leo - "Maybe we should go look for little Phoebe before she escapes into 2002."
Piper - "Yes, we will do that. And you talk to your future self, and fix this. Fast."
16) Cole - "And what desire did you want to hear?"
Phoebe - "Well that's between me and me. Come on"
Old Phoebe - "Worried?"
17) Old Phoebe - "Ah the good old days. Of course nobody's going to take you seriously until you stop dressing like a tramp."
Phoebe - "A tramp? That is so in right now."
1 Piper - "Honey you've got to listen to me. We¹re just trying to help. Oh!"
Leo - "She's your sister."
Piper - "Yeah, don't remind me."
Phoebe - "Having a little trouble with young Phoebe?"
Piper - "Yeah enough to make me want to reconsider having children!"
19) Little Phoebe - "Stay away from me! Or I'll sick Prue on you."
Piper - "Oh yeah, don't go there."
20) Phoebe - "Yeah at least I can get through to one of myselves."
Piper - "Having problems with Jerry Atrick you?"
21) Little Phoebe - "Wait. You mean he's our prince? The one who sweeps us off our feet?"
Piper - "Prince?"
22) Little Phoebe - "Who are you?"
Paige - "Me? I'm Paige. I'm yours"
Phoebe - "Cousin. She's our cousin from moms side."
Piper - "But we think of her as a sister."
23) Little Phoebe - "Hello! He loves us, remember?"
24) Phoebe - "Well I'm gonna go try to knock some sense into myself."
25) Piper - "Can you please stop pacing? It's very distracting."
Cole - "No"
26) Paige - "I did the rhyme, I will do the time. Goodnight"
*Marry go round*
1)Phoebe- "We can't throw rice."
Piper- "Why not?"
Phoebe- "Because the birds can't digest it and they'll blow up."
2)Dark Priest- "I haven't seen a human soul in my collection plate for months."
The Seer- "Then I'll be sure to make a donation."
Dark Priest- "Bless you, my child."
3)Piper- (about tarot card) "Oh please. This looks nothing like Death. Prue met him, I know."
4)Paige- (about Phoebe's zits) "Oh, face it. There's not enough spackle in the world to fill those craters."
5)Phoebe- (invisible) "My zits are gone?" Piper- "Yeah, I can, I can honestly say that your face is completely clear."
6)Paige- "This one should work. It cured my enhanced breasts."
(Piper and Paige say the spell)
Phoebe- "Can you see me?"
Piper- "Not even your breasts."
7)Cole- "It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding."
Leo- "I don't think that's going to be a problem."
8)Paige- "A chapel in a mausoleum?"
Leo- "That's a first."
Piper- "It's cute."
*The fifth Halliwheel*
1)Piper- "Hey, this is supposed to be our anniversary."
Phoebe- "Oh, right. To Piper and Leo's marriage, may ours be as successful as theirs."
Piper- "Yeah, see that still didn't sound like it was about us."
2)Paige- "Wow. So do you think, uh, Cole won the lottery or something?"
Phoebe- "I know I did."
Paige- "Ecch. Sorry." (coughs)
3)Phoebe- "Ooh. Glowing."
Piper- "Yeah, yeah. Like you never glow."
4)Phoebe- (in lingerie) "Okay, what do you think?"
Guy- "Wow!"
Girl- "Hey!" (hits guy)
Piper- "I think he liked it and I think that she didn't."
5)Lila- "Spying on the husband. Now there's a sure fire way to reconnect with your sister."
6)Piper- (eats the chocolate with fertility potion) "Hmm. Suddenly I can't wait to go on my honeymoon."
7)Phoebe- "How do you spell "oblique"?"
Piper- "With spellcheck."
8)Elise- "HA! That's funny."
9)Cole- "If we hurry we can make late check in."
Phoebe- "Oh, but I don't have anything to wear."
Cole- "I can pack for you. I know what I like."
10)Phoebe- "I love you."
Cole- "I had a feeling."
Phoebe- "And here I thought all this time I was being so subtle."
11)Phoebe- (Piper hits Paige with a candlestick) "Okay, Piper."
Piper- "What? This is what whitelighters are for."
12)Piper- (blows up power balls) "Hmm! I have enough power to do that."
13)Phoebe- "I can't believe what you almost saw in that hotel room. If you had gotten there five minutes earlier..."
Piper- "La la la la la! Over-sharing!"
14)Paige- (about Karen) "Do we know her?"
Piper- "Wow, your memory really is short."
15)Piper- "Oh, you're not really a Halliwell until you've gone demonic on your sisters at least twice."
*Saving private Leo*
1)Paige- (about Nathan) "He's like a piece of man-hunk history."
2)Cole- "I need someone to cover me at work. Watch my back."
Julie- "Well, I'll watch whatever part you want."
3)Leo- "Nathan."
Piper- "Yeah, we just met him. He looked pretty good...a little transparent but otherwise pretty good for a dead guy."
4)Phoebe- "Uh, you hate me right now."
Piper- "No, I don't."
Paige- "Yes, she does."
5)Leo- "Nobody else is going to die because of me, understand? These are my demons, not yours!"
6)Piper- (as a spirit) "What's going on?"
Phoebe- "Piper."
Piper- (sees her dead body) "Oh. Oh my."
7)Piper- (her spirit begins ascending to heaven) "Uh, a little help here people."
8)Phoebe- "Let's see. Leo lost his powers and then Piper died and it got really dicey when she turned into a ghost, but everything worked out."
Cole: "Glad it was nothing serious."
*Bite me*
1) Phoebe - "So do I want to ask about this demon with the bad manicure?"
Piper - "Uhh.. Harpe, part of a faction. Tried to kill us to move up in the world. You know, pretty standard stuff."
2) Cole - "Where was I?"
Demon - "You were just encouraging us to hold hands and be friends"
3) Cole - "Maybe you should call in sick"
Phoebe - "While so many relationships are in peril? What would San Francisco do without my advice column?"
4) Julie - "Pretty little witch if you're into that sort of thing."
Cole - "I am."
5) Piper - "With Phoebe and Cole gone it's so quiet around here. Everybody I grew up with is gone."
6) Paige - "You okay?"
Piper - "Me? Yeah I'm fine."
Paige - "Liar. Look I know I am not Phoebe but I'm still you're sister and you can talk to me you know?"
7) Piper - "Getting flung around by demons isn't exactly conducive to making babies."
Cole - "What the hell do you think you're doing, this is exactly why I don't want you people orbing in here."
Paige - "You people? Nice."
9) Paige - "And may I ask. Why is it so dark in here in the middle of the day?"
Cole - "Migraine, which you're only adding to."
Paige - "You know what Cole? Just bite me."
10) Rowan - "Nice guy huh? Cole."
Paige - "You a lawyer?"
Rowan - "No, why?"
Paige - "Because only another lawyer would think that."
Rowan - "No I was being sarcastic."
Paige - "About being a lawyer"
Rowan - "No, about thinking he was a nice guy."
11) Paige- " So how long have you disliked Cole?"
Rowan - "Oh, ever since I first met him. You?"
Paige - "Oh, pretty much just recently. Ever since he married my sister."
12) Piper - "Your mystery man still pulling a disappearing act?"
Paige - "I can't believe he stood me up."
Piper - "I'm so glad I'm not dating anymore."
Paige - "Yeah well I should have known better than to think I could meet a guy through Cole."
13) Paige - "Maybe you're turning into a Harpe! Oh my God are you?"
14) Piper - "You got attacked by bats outside of my club? That can't be natural. Can it?"
15) Phoebe - "Paige was bitten by a bunch of bats."
Cole - "Bats, are you sure?"
Paige - "I'm sure he's all broken up about it."
16) Piper - "Manticore."
Phoebe - "Bites but doesn't fly."
Piper - "Phoenix!"
Phoebe - "Flies but doesn't bite!"
Piper - "Chupicobra!!!"
Phoebe - "Flies and bites, but only attacks livestock."
17) Piper - "She's a delight."
1 Phoebe- "So what's going on? Is there a demon convention in town or what?"
Piper - "Yes! There's a Demonic Electoral College. They've called a meeting and they're voting in a new source!"
Phoebe -"You think?"
19) Phoebe - "She's still my sister. And that doesn't change because I happen to be sick or because I'm your wife."
20) Julie - "What about the other sister? Are you going to let her die with the Queen? It would eliminate the charmed ones."
Cole - "Hmm Phoebe would be devastated but I wouldn't be."
21) Piper and Phoebe - (Running after a demon.) "Hey wait! We just want to talk to you!"
22) Piper - "I don't get it! We've been chasing demons all night, searching cemeteries all night, and no freaking vampires!" 23) Phoebe - "Is this what you wanted to talk to me about? I had no idea."
Piper - "It's ok, I understand."
Phoebe - "No! It's not ok. I left the manor not the family. I still want to be a part of your life all of it!"
Piper - "You sure?"
Phoebe - "Come over here."
(They hug.. Vampire Paige appears on gravestone)
Paige- "Don't I get a hug?"
24)Paige - "Now it's time we really bond as sisters."
25) Piper - "Are those our only two choices? Because I prefer the scenario where you die, and we get to stay human."
26) Vampire Queen - "The source! I should have bitten you."
Cole - "Yeah? Well bite this."
27) Cole - "In-laws"
*We're off to see the wizard*
1)Cole - "It's been a while"
Demon - "500 years. Give or take a decade."
2) Paige - "If he looks like a demon and walks like a demon"
Piper - "That's ducks! Not the love of her life, her best friend!"
3) Phoebe - "I'm pregnant"
Piper - "You're what?"
Paige - "Oh my God from Cole?"
4) Phoebe - "It's the last thing I excepted right now"
Paige - "Just wait."
5) Leo - "Do you want my advice or don't you?"
Paige - "It depends on whose side you're on and if you're on hers it better not be because you're sleeping with her"
6) Piper - "What and idiot! Doesn't every demon know by now whose house this is?"
7) Piper - "Ok look you need to stand still or you're going to go poof like your friend in there"
Wizard - "Oh you're the touchy one aren't you. I've heard about you, Peeper?"
Piper - "Piper"
Wizard - "Whatever"
8) Piper - "Well maybe you haven't heard. There's a new Source, the old one is dead."
Paige - "Yeah we already kicked his sorry a**"
Wizard - "He didn't die. He was reborn into a new sorry a**. Wait, that didn't come out right"
9) Piper - "Just so you know one false move and you're toast."
Wizard - "Hmm (Taps stick on the floor and chicken leg turns into slice of toast) Got any jam?"
10) Paige - "Where are you going?"
Phoebe - "To prove you wrong"
Paige - "What about the Source? What about the power of three?"
Phoebe - "Screw the power of three"
11) Phoebe - "Hello. Confusion"
12) Phoebe - "I came here to help you with Merlin"
Wizard - "Please Merlin was an overrated hack tell me he's not the only wizard you people have ever heard of."
Paige - "Well does Harry Potter count?"
13) Piper - "I can't believe we let that slimy Lord of the Rings wannabe use us!"
*Long live the queen*
1) Paige - "She's like Piper Light. All the personality without any of those messy emotions."
2) Phoebe - "Hi. Um I just want to say that I'm really sorry for killing your friends last night. Oh and um, the night before that."
3) Piper - "Uh Phoebe you're evil. You're like the queen of all evil, literally."
4) Paige - "Why do I always have to land in the mud"
5) Piper - "Malec? You're on a first name basis with the demons?"
6) Phoebe - "I missed you guys! Is that so wrong? I missed you."
7) Phoebe - "And you all miss me too, even though I'm sure Piper doesn't want to admit it to herself."
Piper - "That's what they do Phoebe! They come back! They snarl and come back."
9) Piper - "Don't Piper me! This is insane, what you are saying is insane."
10) Leo - "Piper, what are you doing?"
Piper - "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to stop myself from feeling like the failure that I am."
Leo - "You're not a failure. It's not your fault that Phoebe..."
Piper - "I am the oldest sister, ok it is my job to keep this family together, and see at this my friend, I am a failure."
11) Piper - "Paige could see that Cole clearly had turned evil and she tried to tell me over and over and over and over and over and over that doesn't even sound like a word anymore."
12) Piper - "She is my baby sister and I let him destroy her. That is not human nature, that is the nature of failure."
13) Paige - "Damn it! Where are my sisters?"
14) Piper - "We can't lose her. I can't lose another sister I don't think I'll survive it."
15) Paige - "Maybe we should go see her."
Piper - "OK What if she wants to be alone?"
Paige - "She's going to be alone a lot. Maybe right now she needs us."
Piper - "Right."
*Womb raider*
1) Paige - "So he asked me out again last night but he was so quiet during dinner that I swear I could hear his stomach digesting."
2) Phoebe - "How can I go to the doctor when I have a demonically challenged baby?"
3) Phoebe - "Well it's about time my head was on fire like a tiki torch a few seconds ago."
Piper - "Do not change the subject! Did your baby just electrocute the nice doctor man?"
Phoebe - "Yeah I think so. But he was just protecting himself 'cause that gel was really cold."
Piper - "Protecting himself? Unborn babies don't perform magic tricks in the first trimester Phoebe!"
Phoebe - "What is going on?"
Piper - "I don't know but don't panic. We'll wrap up here and we'll go home and panic."
4) Piper - "Hey!"
Leo - "What's going on?"
Phoebe - "My baby did magic."
Piper - "And almost killed my doctor."
Phoebe - "It was self-defense."
5) Phoebe - "Ok can we not say breed? You know, I'm not a horse."
6) Phoebe - "b***h!"
Paige - "What the hell was that for?"
Phoebe - "Uh, I don't know you'd have to ask him."
Piper - "OK. Why did your mommy push Paige out the window?"
7) Paige - "Well why me? I have nothing against that little f...fetus."
Phoebe - "I'm sure he's sorry. Aren't you sorry? Kids at this age they don't know any better, you know?"
8) Darryl - "What was that out there? Flying practice?"
Paige - "The baby shoved me out the window."
9) Paige - "I just wish I could make the rest of your pain go away that easily."
Phoebe - "So do I you murdering witch!
(punches Paige in the face)
Phoebe - "The baby made me do it!"
10) Darryl - "Where is this baby that everyone keeps talking about. Is it an invisible baby. Might I step on it?"
11) Piper - "How bout you eat something since you haven't had anything to eat all day."
Phoebe - "I've been nauseous all day."
Piper - "You've been a little fresh all day!"
12) Piper - "Maybe your baby would prefer to listen to Ozzy."
13) Paige - "That baby needs a serious time out!"
14) Piper - "You, you got enough ear left to make another batch of that potion?"
Paige - "Yes."
Piper - "Then do it. You, you're going to hit the book of shadows to you're going to figure out a way to control Chuckie there."
15) Piper - "And I will hit the book and figure out how to deal with demonic fetus'"
16) Piper - "So let me get this straight, you summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we can all die together!"
17) Piper - "Well I'd say that the scales of good and evil just dramatically tipped in our favor."
*Witch way now?*
1) Piper - "I'd rather not use magic unless we absolutely have to. Thank you very much."
Paige - "Come on Piper, relax a little. Use it or lose it lady."
2) Paige - "Ah see no major disaster struck."
Phoebe - "We have a huge problem."
Piper - "You were saying"
3) Phoebe - "Piper? Why is Leo frozen?"
Piper - "Well this is very strange."
4) Paige - "He's not freezing. Why isn't he freezing?"
5) Piper - "Well forgive us for not believing that but the last being we met that could freeze time was a demon."
6) Angel of Destiny - "Actually its because of a demon that I've come to see you. Which in and of itself is very rare. We angels of destiny normally don't intervene. Except in extraordinary situations. Mozart at age 7. Michael Angelo, Albert Einstein, Britney Spears."
7) Angel of Destiny - "Truth be told some of us didn't think you'd ever achieve it at all, but that¹s really beside the point."
Angel of Destiny - "I don't think you quite grasp the uniqueness of this opportunity."
Piper - "No I'm grasping it, but that's besides the point."
9) Paige - "Think about what? No time needed, thanks but no thanks right?"
Phoebe - "Yeah, right, of course right but you know, as long as he's offering maybe we should talk about it. Just talk about it. Over there? Right over here please now. Excuse us."
10) Paige - "But what? What has changed?"
Phoebe - "Oh I don't know, I became queen of the underworld and nearly died carrying baby Lucifer, that's what changed Paige."
11) Phoebe - "Ix-nay on the Angel-nay talk."
12) Piper - "That phone company van looks suspicious."
Paige - "Why?"
Piper - "Well because it wasn't here earlier and besides, he didn't put out any cones."
Paige - "That's what you're basing it on?"
13) Piper - "Now you just need to use some of your God given magic. Ok? Go."
14) Cole - "That¹s why my soles been able to cling here, keep from moving on."
Phoebe - "But that¹s not healthy. Everyone has to move on you know, sooner or later."
Cole - "Well that's easy for you to say, you'll get to go to the good place."
15) Piper - "Having a crappy day?"
Phoebe - "Yeah."
Piper - "Cole?"
Phoebe - "Yeah"
16) Paige - "Ain't magic grand?"
17) Phoebe - "Great, Charlie's freaking Angel's this just keeps getting better and better!"
1 Piper - "Paige! Did you not have the sense to sense if anybody else was in the room before you orbed us in here?"
19) Paige - "Yeah? Well pardon me if that doesn't seem much of a reward. Because without being witches, I wouldn't have sisters."
20) Paige - "Please tell me we did not just help a witch hunter get a witch."
Piper - "Oh my God."
Phoebe - "Oh my God."
21) Piper - "What can I say we're Masochists."
Paige - "We are?"
Piper -"Yeah, sometimes."
22) Phoebe - "Oh my God."
Piper - "What?"
Phoebe - "Don't you get it?"
Piper - "What"
Phoebe - "Don't you get it? She's pregnant!"
Piper - "Whose pregnant?"
Phoebe - "You are!"
Piper - "I'm pregnant!?"
 marshjazz · Wed Jun 22, 2005 @ 11:41pm · 0 Comments |
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