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Charmed season three quotes! |
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*The honeymoon's over*
1)Phoebe- (talking about Piper) "...So, while she is up romping around the clouds with Leo, we've got our Wiccan butts flapping around in the wind here."
2)Phoebe- (To the ceiling.) "Piper, where are you?"
3)(Prue uses her power to send a stick into the guardian, but it goes right through him)
Phoebe- "Wait. Didn't the book say they were just like vampires?"
Prue- "I might have mis-read that part."
Phoebe- "I'm sorry? (The guardian picks up the knife.) Okay. The rune. Aim for the rune."
(Prue uses her power to send a stick flying into the guardian's triangle on his forehead. He gets electrocuted and disappears.)
Phoebe-"Okay, if Piper ever comes back, I am going to kill her."
4)Phoebe- "...Unfortunately our guardian angel is no where to be found. (She looks up.) We sure could use some cosmic help right now. What are we supposed to do? We've never been in this situation before."
5)Phoebe- "All I know is Cole is an angel. He was awesome in that court room yesterday."
Prue - "See something you like, sis?"
Phoebe- "Maybe, or maybe it's just nice to run into someone that's not a college boy. More years, less hormones."
Prue- "Yeah, not a bad butt either."
6)Leo- "I know that, but it's their rules."
Piper- "Screw their rules. They're wrong."
7)(Piper leaves)
Prue- (sarcastically) "Hi, welcome home!"
Phoebe- "Okay, what was that all about? I didn't even get to b***h at her."
Prue- "Yeah, neither did I."
8)Phoebe- (to Leo) "Yeah, so now I get to b***h at you. Listen, the next time you take my sister some place, please, call and let us know that you got their safely, okay. I don't care if it's up there..."
Prue- "Okay, oh, shh. Leo, uh, can you do me a favor and just go find out everything you can on guardians. They are demons. Okay, thank you, bye."
(Leo orbs out.)
Phoebe- "Excuse me, but I have issues."
Prue- "Yes, I know, so do I, but Leo looked pretty beaten up already."
Phoebe- "Yeah, you're right, which is why I'm now gonna go kick Piper's a**."
9)(Prue closes the front door using her powers.)
Phoebe- "Okay, we have had this conversation. You are not allowed to use your active power on me until I have an active power to use on you, remember?"
Prue- "I know, and I'm sorry, alright. But if anybody's gonna talk to Piper it should be me, okay. Cool our heads and all. Besides, shouldn't you be at class?"
10)Piper- "This is really weird. My supplies are, like, gone. There's no booze, there's no mineral water and we're even out of pretzels. Plus the books are all messed up. How did this happen in one lousy day?"
Prue- "One day? You're kidding, right? Piper, you have been gone for one month."
11)Piper- (about 'up there') "...The longer I'm back, the fuzzier it all seems to get. I think they do that on purpose, they're very big on mystery."
12)Phoebe- "And what do you sense about me?"
Cole- "...You're struggling with the truth. That you're a good person who wants to do the right thing here but for whatever reason you can't. How am I doing so far?"
Phoebe- "Hung jury, mistrial."
13)Phoebe- (to herself)- "I have got to get a cell phone."
14)Piper- "Who's Cole? Wh...what did you do to your hair?"
Phoebe- "I'm sorry, do I know you?"
Prue- "Okay, Phoebe, now is not the time."
15)(Piper opens her mouth ready to speak.)
Phoebe- "What's a guardian you ask? Well, if you'd been around at all then you'd probably know, huh?"
Prue- "Alright, we'll fill you in on the phone and Leo's checking on them so you should get together with him and find out everything."
Phoebe- "And no orbing."
16)Phoebe- "Whoa! (She levitates in the air. Phoebe is in shock.) An active power."
17)Cole- "Phoebe? What are you doing here? What happened?"
Phoebe- "I think I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one."
18)Leo- "I look at you and I think how lucky I am. I mean, I can't stop looking at you. You're my dream come true. You're my raison D'ettra. Every time I see you, I love you even more. You're so beautiful. You're so special. I can't imagine my life without you... (Piper walks in.) Piper!"
Piper- "Leo, who are you talking to?"
Leo- "Me? Uh, nobody, just myself, you know."
Piper- "Yourself? You were telling yourself how much you love you?"
Leo- "No, of course not. Uh, I mean, it's, it's not like that at all. Um, let's go downstairs and I'll explain."
Piper- "Actually, no, we don't have time. Uh, did you find out anything about the guardians?"
Leo- "Uh, no, I forgot."
Piper- "You forgot? Leo, what's the matter? Why are you acting so weird?"
Leo- "Can we go downstairs please?"
Piper- "No, why?"
Leo- "Okay, fine, um, here's good. Um, I've been thinking a lot actually about our situation."
Piper- "Leo..."
Leo- "No, no, just let me finish. Um, I think I've come up with a solution, a way for us to be together no matter what they say."
(Leo gets down on one knee and Piper's eyes widen. He takes Piper's hand.)
Leo-"Will you marry me?"
19)Leo- "Listen to me, Piper, I told you, I thought this whole thing through."
Piper- "Uh-huh. Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?"
20)Piper- "...I'm downstairs now and I still don't believe you're serious."
Leo- "I am serious, Piper, dead serious."
Piper- "Right. Dead is exactly what we're gonna be if they ever find out."
21)Piper- "Elope?"
Leo- "Right."
Piper- "So that they don't find out."
Leo- "Exactly. (Pause) You hate the idea."
Piper- "Well, it's not exactly Cinderella is it?"
22)Piper- "Leo, this isn't supposed to be this way. Marriage shouldn't be a solution to a problem or a band aid, it's supposed to be about love and about two people who love each other so much they want to spend the rest of their lives together."
Leo- "That's what I want."
Piper- "But that's not where this is coming from. It's a fix-it, I guess, but it's not about us or love or whether or not we're even ready to be married."
Leo- "I came up with this whole idea because we love each other. It's all about our love. You know, we're meant to be together, Piper, you know that. You went to the future and you saw that we were married in it. That means that somehow they didn't stop us, somehow we found a way to be together and I think this is the way."
Piper- "I don't know. Leo, I love you and I never wanna be without you, but getting married in secret. It doesn't feel like a holy union to me. I'm sorry."
23)Piper- "Can't we just come up with a spell or something?"
Prue- "No, a spell could backfire on us."
Piper "So could this."
24)Phoebe- "And since you can selectively freeze things, why not just the innocents?"
Piper- "Oh, maybe because I've never done it before."
Phoebe- "Yeah, well, I've never levitated before."
Piper- "You never what?"
Prue- "Look, Piper, just focus all of your energy on freezing the innocents, okay?"
Piper- "Okay. (to Phoebe) So why did you do that to your hair?"
Phoebe- "Because I wanted to change my luck."
25)Judge- "Kill them."
Prue- "Oh!"
Phoebe- "What do we do?"
Prue- "Oh! Oh! We run."
26)Phoebe- "Okay, does anybody have any brilliant ideas?"
Prue- "Ah, can't you just freeze them?"
Piper- "No, once they're immune to it they stay that way. That's why it's called immunity."
Phoebe- "Great. (Everyone outside tries to bang down the door.) Okay, this was all your idea, you know."
Prue- "Okay, well, so sue me."
27)Prue- "Ah, any mass vanquishing spells?"
Phoebe- "You're the one that's been studying the book."
Prue- "Why are you picking on me?"
Phoebe- "Because I'm scared and we're outnumbered."
28)Prue- "Are you ready?"
Piper- "No."
Prue- "Yeah, you're ready."
Piper- "No, no."
Prue- "On three. One, two, (to Phoebe) don't hold my hand. One, two, three."
29)Cole- "What happened?"
Phoebe- "Aren't you getting tired of asking me that?"
30)Phoebe- "You've been gone for two days and you get the Barenaked Ladies? How?"
Piper- "Oh, actually, I just made a couple of phone calls."
Phoebe- "And I can't even get Barry Manilow on the phone."
Phoebe- "Ah, not a problem. I didn't even really notice that you were gone actually."
Prue- "Liar."
31)Phoebe- (about Cole) "No complaints here."
Piper- "Uh, one over here. Hottie that he is, he is an Assistant D.A., which makes him somewhat a threat to us."
32)Phoebe- "Yeah, but at least he's one of the good guys."
Prue- (Leo walks in) "Speaking of the good guys..."
Phoebe- "Uh, so have you had a change of heart?"
Piper- "Actually, no. Hi."
Leo- "Hi. Piper, maybe it was a mistake..."
Piper- "Wait, Leo, me first. I've been thinking a lot about our situation and you asking me and I didn't want to just dismiss it without thinking it through. Um, last night in the court room, I was actually scared. For a minute there I thought I wasn't gonna make it, that that was it, and that's where I realized that I don't wanna die without ever having being married to you. The answer is yes, Leo, I would love to marry you."
Leo- "Yeah?"
Piper- "Yeah."
Leo- "Yeah?"
Piper- "Yeah."
*Magic hour*
1)Phoebe- "...There was that whole bonding time before I was even born."
Prue- "Okay, she was one and I was three. What did we bond over? Diapers and drooling?"
2)Prue- "Okay, uh, well, we were kind of wondering who you were going to have as your maid of honor."
Piper- "Oh, well, let me think about it. I'm not allowed to invite anybody or have a cake or a band or flowers, so what makes you think I'll be able to have a maid of honor? "
3)Piper- "It's not like I'm some girly-girl and wants like a fairytale wedding, but I just thought there would be some things that would be givens."
Phoebe- "Like fighting with the caterer and agonizing over who makes the final cut on the guest list?"
4)Prue- "All right, maybe you're not getting your dream wedding but you are getting your dream guy."
5)Leo- "I hate to bearer of bad news."
Piper- "Could you possibly be the bearer of a big hug?"
Leo- "Not after what I just found out. They want an answer, Piper, about us. Either there isn't any us or you guys get a new 'Lighter. We have till tomorrow night to decide."
Piper- "Tomorrow night? That's insane."
Leo- "Look, there is door number three. We can try and pull this off tomorrow night, if we do it's binding. They can't even break that apart."
Piper- "Yeah, but if they find out they can break us apart into a thousand little pieces."
Phoebe- "Excuse me?"
Piper- "I believe the term he used was unspeakable wrath, the lengths of which you can't even imagine."
6)Phoebe- "...I'm still on the unspeakable wrath part. I mean is that just the bride and groom or does it also include bridesmaids?"
7)Phoebe- "What? I mean, there must be some real reason that this merging is so forbidden, they're hardcore against it."
Prue- "Yeah, well, rules are meant to be broken."
Phoebe- "Bodies weren't."
Piper- "And neither were hearts."
8)Phoebe- "Bad kitty!"
(The owl suddenly turns into a naked man)
Prue- "Good kitty."
9)Chris- "Are you afraid of me?"
Prue- "No, are you planning on sprouting horns, growing fangs and eating us?"
10)Phoebe- "If I had a dollar for every time an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be ri..."
11)Prue- "Been there, saved that, wouldn't be the first time."
12)Piper- "Yes, but we have to find a way to hide the wed... rutabaga before they catch on."
Prue- "The rutabaga?"
Piper- "It's a code word for the thing we're not supposed to talk about. (Hums the wedding march.)"
Prue- "Oh, the rutabaga."
13)Phoebe- "I don't get it. If our ancient compilation of spells, witchcrafts and rituals can't help us, what makes you think Martha Stewart can?"
Piper- "You know what I don't get? Why you're giving me such a hard time about this? Weren't you the same girl that was pushing me to say yes? If you didn't think I should have a rutabaga then you should've said so maybe, like a long time ago."
14)Phoebe- "Assistant District Attorney, we have to stop meeting like this."
Cole- "You'd better be careful or a guy might think he's been followed."
Piper- "You'd better be careful or a girl might think her sister's getting a really cheesy pick up line."
15)Phoebe- "Oh, embarrassed party one."
16)Cole- "So who's the lucky guy or more importantly, who's the lucky sister?"
Piper- "Me...me, Mimi. Mimi, our cousin. Our cousin Mimi."
Phoebe- "Good old cousin Mimi."
17)Cole- "Well, I should probably get going. I've sort of got plans to accidentally bump into another eyewitness over at the Gas and Sips."
Phoebe- "Cute."
Cole- "I get cuter."
Piper- "We go now."
18)Piper- "Um, no, about the, um, rutabaga. It's a ritual that's like a rutabaga but it's called a, um..."
(She writes down "Handfasting" on a small blackboard.)
Phoebe- "Oh, yeah, hand..."
Prue/Piper- "Shh shh shh."
Piper- "The reason we write the bad words is so that we don't say the bad words. Wait a minute, I thought you said you looked in the book and couldn't find anything to help me."
Phoebe- "I couldn't find anything in there about how to hide it from them and thinks that's the really most important part so that we don't have to feel the, um..."
(She writes "unspeakable wrath" on the blackboard and shows it to them.)
Piper- "I think you can say those words."
Phoebe- "Uh, I was hoping writing them down would help us remember them."
19)Phoebe- "All right, wait a minute, I think that this looks like the place... sorta."
Piper- "That's funny, I remember it looking like the right place sorta three hours ago."
Phoebe- "Okay, look, if you wanted a supernatural low jack, you came to the wrong witch. Oh, wait, look, that is where Christopher was standing in my premonition."
20)Phoebe- "Okay, I hate to break up the whole getting to know you portion of the program but what did Christopher mean when he said someone was coming?"
21)Piper- "I swear to God I've seen this in a movie somewhere."
Prue- "Uh, Pheebs?"
Phoebe- "Upstairs, Book of Shadows, curse search, way ahead of ya."
22)Phoebe- (to Piper) "Wanna take a Wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?"
23)Brooke- "You keep asking yourself..."
Piper- "Shouldn't love conquer all?"
Prue- "What love can't conquer we will."
Piper- "For everybody but ourselves."
Prue- "Honey, the day's not over yet."
Piper- "We're gonna need your help if you want this to end happily ever after. I know I could use a happy ending."
24)Phoebe- "Anything, anything. I curse you, you curse me, get together and do a little cursing."
25)Phoebe- "Oh, I would hug you but..."
Grams- "I know."
26)Grams- "You need guidance, some advice on a certain sister situation. Am I getting warm?"
Phoebe- "Red hot. But wait a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f..."
27)Grams- "Do you want to tell me about that nagging concern you have in your gut?"
Phoebe- "That's no fair you have after life advantage."
Grams- "I also know you, Phoebe. Talk to me."
Phoebe- "Um, I wanna be able to support Piper in this. I want to look at her and I wanna say go for it but what if her and Leo get rutabaga-ed and they find out and then something horrible happens to them. I mean, look what happened to mum and her... special friend. And I hate to go skipping down selfish road but what if by association..."
Grams- "You and Prue get hurt."
28)Grams- "...Logic and reason go out the window when love gets involved."
29)Grams- "The Charmed Ones are destined for greatness. But that fact doesn't keep a girl warm on a cold winter night."
Phoebe- "So add a blanket. Grams, I can't believe you're saying this."
Grams- "I'm saying what I know. I remember the loneliness all too well."
Phoebe- "You were married four times."
Grams- "Well, that's because I never found true love but maybe Piper has."
30)Piper- "Okay, he could've killed me."
Phoebe- "Us."
Prue- "The question is why didn't he?"
Assistant #2- "Because I don't want you."
31)Cole- "1329 Prescott St. (He holds out the bag of books. Phoebe looks confused.) On the receipt. In the bag. It's still there. That sounded much better in my head."
Phoebe- "They gave you our books and you thought you'd drop them by."
Cole- "That wasn't so hard when you said it."
32)Cole- "Whitelighters always were messy. (To his shadow) Report this."
33)Phoebe- "Oh my God."
Piper- "Nice try, Pheebs, but the distraction technique stopped working in third grade."
Phoebe- "No, it's not a technique, it's an eclipse. Look at it. No, wait, don't look at it. Trust me. I totally forgot that the eclipse was to... day. A night within a day."
Piper- "I'm sorry, please repeat."
Phoebe- "The curse, the eclipse. Until a night within a day. Isn't that what Brooke said? That's what gonna break the curse."
34)Brooke- "Aren't you going to kiss me?"
Sorcerer- "Brooke, I may be cheap but I'm not easy. No, wait, yes I am."
35)Piper- "Then we get to break into Atica."
Phoebe- "Well, we do have other choices. We can climb the roof or see if there's a convenient and unguarded side entrance or we could use the wonder twin powers."
36)Piper- "Ugh. I don't feel so..."
Prue- "What is it?"
Piper- "I don't know, I don't have a good feeling about this. Wait a minute, I take that back. I do have a good feeling about it, about something. I feel all warm and fuzzy."
Prue- "Is it your stomach?"
Piper- "No, it's here."
(She pats her chest.)
Phoebe- "When the time is right you'll know. Oh my God, the time is right."
Prue- "The time for what?"
Phoebe- "The, uh, the wed... the rutabaga. It's gotta be the eclipse. If we can't look up, that must mean that they can't look down."
Prue- "Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooh, this is it, this is it. Okay, all we have to do is get home and..."
Phoebe- "And do the ritual and let Leo know and call the florist and we gotta d-d... (Piper stops her.) What's, what?"
Piper- "We've gotta get to Brooke."
37)Phoebe- "Oh, Piper, I think I have a solution to the whole maid of honor thing."
Prue- "Oh, me too."
Piper- "What about our distinct lack of a high priestess?"
Phoebe- "Would you please just let me worry about that."
38)Grams- "Girls, your high priestess is waiting, unfortunately the eclipse is not. Now let's move it."
39)Prue- "You look beautiful. I know it's not exactly how you wanted it."
Piper- "But it's exactly what I wanted."
*Once upon a time*
1)Piper- "Leo, you haven't kissed me in over a week. Don't you think maybe that takes priority?"
2)Piper- "It's like destroying lives is how they amuse themselves."
3)Phoebe- "Don't you just love cell phones?"
4)Phoebe- "It's amazing how much stress you can project with so few words, Prue. I will have your precious car home momentarily."
5)Prue- "Hey, did you find out anything more from her?"
Phoebe- "Name rank and serial number."
6)Phoebe- "You know, silver shiny things that go jingle jingle."
7)Piper- "Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa."
8)Piper- "Why are you being so stubborn about this?"
Phoebe- "Because I'm a Scorpio. What's your excuse?"
9)Phoebe- "Now look what you did. You went and turned Prue into the middle child."
10)Phoebe- "BeCause I don't wanna be out stubborned by a Gemini."
11)Prue- "Okay, so why isn't there anything in the Book Of Shadows?"
Phoebe- "Because the Book Of Shadows was written by adults."
12)Piper- "It's your little lawyer boyfriend."
Phoebe- "So there. And he is not my boyfriend."
Cole- "Who's not your boyfriend?"
Phoebe- "Um... the mailman."
13)Piper- "Or it proves that one of us had a really fertile imagination and the other two were really big copycats."
14)Piper- "I'm not really all that motivated to go dig up demons."
Phoebe- "Trolls."
15)Piper- "It means that the "powers that be" haven't done anything but ruin my life so therefore I'm not gonna do anything for them anymore, okay."
16)Phoebe- "Well, I don't know if this is gonna help but Prue and I are very in touch with our inner children."
17)Abby- (About Prue and Phoebe) "They've been acting like kids since they got here. I didn't serve them, I swear."
18)Piper- "Hi. Lost your minds?"
19)Phoebe- "Yeah, and you know what we did? We saw a fairy and she was very cute and she was sparkly and she was really, really pretty."
Piper- "Okay, what a**-backward spell did you guys cast?"
Prue- "We...we...we didn't cast a spell."
Phoebe- "No, it is true, we did not use a spell but we did use fairy dust."
Piper- "Fairy dust?"
Piper- "Okay, great, so you can go home now and reverse it, Tinkerbell."
Phoebe- "No, no, no. No, I am not a fairy. She thought I was a... We have to show her. Okay."
(Phoebe pulls a small pouch out of her pocket and they get a pinch of fairy dust out of it.)
20)Phoebe- "That did not work."
Piper- "No. Work, that's a very good idea. I'm gonna get back to work now."
21)Phoebe- "Oh, you know what? You are being a big, big, big, extra, extra, extra, double big jerk right now."
22)Piper- "No. You guys are going home and you're not driving either 'cause someone will think you're drunk or something. So go outside and wait there and I will call a cab."
23)Phoebe- "Geez, Louise, there are too many doorways in this house."
24)Phoebe- "Number 1 or number 2?"
Prue- "He has to go tootie."
25)Phoebe- "Pwue, that was a very, very big troll."
Prue- "That wasn't a troll, that was a demon."
Phoebe- "Okay, well, where does that fit into this story?"
Prue- "He was after the Book Of Shadows."
Phoebe- "Alright, well, you know we can't really worry about him now 'cause we have to get to Kate."
26)Cole- "I mean, I thought you were, I don't know, drunk or something before but now you seem..."
Prue- "Sober. Stairs can be sobering."
27)Phoebe- "Stairs can be sobering?"
Prue- "Okay, what was I supposed to say? That some unknown demon came in to try and steal our magic book and then little trolls came and pushed us down the stairs?"
28)Piper- "You need a diaper change?"
29)Piper- "The tooth fairy's gonna come and harass us all for not flossing?"
30)Piper- "You better run while you can, you little rodents. I bet you guys think this is real funny don't ya? Haven't you taken enough from me? You have to send trolls to kick me while I'm down. I had a nice normal life once and you took that from me. You took my boyfriend, you took my life, the least you could do is leave me... my freakin' car keys. I am a good person, I am a good witch and damn it I would've made a great wife. And how dare you take that from me. I deserve... no, you know what? I demand that you send him back to me. You hear me? Right now. I am going to stand in this very spot until you send Leo back to me."
31)Prue- "She said that she was coming, right?"
Phoebe- "What'd you think I just made that part up?"
32)Phoebe- "You've really gotta lay off the rhyming, Prue."
33)Piper- "Fine, whatever."
Prue- (mimicking Piper)" 'Fine, whatever.' "
34)Phoebe- "What good is this power if I can't use it when I need it?"
Prue- "Phoebe, you have to focus."
Phoebe- "Prue, I am focusing, believe me."
Prue- "You're too upset, so take a deep breath..."
35)Phoebe- "I can't levitate when I want to, I can't premonition when I want to..."
36)Phoebe- "Troll central."
37)Prue- "It looks like they're trying to start a fire, although I don't really think that it's for roasting marshmallows."
38)Prue- "Piper, run."
Piper- "Run? Run where?"
Prue- "Just run, Piper, run!"
Piper- "Are you out of your mind?"
Prue- "Freeze the flames! Now that is just the way I like my trolls, medium-well."
39)Phoebe- "Ow."
Piper- "Yep."
Prue- "Ice?"
Phoebe- "Bed."
40)Piper- "I know, it's okay. I'm actually beginning to understand why they don't want witches and Whitelighters to be together. Marriage is, um, hard enough, you know. But marriage to a Whitelighter... He's gotta orb out at all times of the night and sometimes he's gone for weeks at a time. But honestly if I'm gonna have a meltdown every time I have no idea where he is, then none of us are gonna be able to do our jobs. And if we had lost that little girl tonight... "
Phoebe- "But we didn't."
Piper- "But we could've. And I don't think I could live with that. If that means that I have to give up Leo, then I guess that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
41)Phoebe- "Does that mean you guys can get married now?"
Prue- "Ugh..."
Phoebe- "What? I wanna know."
Leo- "Not yet. It means they're giving us a chance to prove we can make it work."
Phoebe- "What do you mean? Like probation?"
42)Phoebe- "Are you worried?"
Prue- "When are you going to learn? I am always worried."
43)Phoebe- "Unknown, unattractive demon on the loose."
44)Prue- "I think that the least that they deserve is one night worry free romance don't you?"
Phoebe- "Mmm, romance, uhh."
45)Phoebe- "Save you the trouble of having to talk to me."
Cole- "Why would I ever not want to talk to you?"
Phoebe- "I don't know, you know, just incase you thought I was a drunk or a lunatic or a drunk lunatic."
Cole- "I think I'm gonna go with mystery. One I'm looking forward to figuring out."
Phoebe- "Okay, um, I'm going to go then and, uh, be mysterious."
Cole- "I'll call you."
Phoebe- "I will answer."
*All Halliwell's eve*
1)Prue- (to Piper) "Hey, are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
Piper- "I'm going to be a very good witch from now on."
Prue- "And you picked a role model that wears lots and lots of pink?"
2)Piper- "I'm not gonna let you spoil my new attitude, I'm gonna celebrate witches holiday with enthusiasm."
Phoebe- "The only problem is you never really know what you're celebrating when you celebrate Halloween."
3)Phoebe- (Holding up a cardboard cutout) "Hooked nosed hags riding broomsticks. That's what we're celebrating. Personally I am offended by the representation of witches and popular culture."
Piper- "Right, which is why you're dressed as the mistress of the dark."
Phoebe- "This costume happens to be a protest statement."
Prue- "I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time."
4)Piper- "Alright, Inspector, put down the phone and nobody gets hurt."
5)Piper- "Nice costume."
Darryl- "Yeah, it's from my rookie days. Still fits."
Leo- "Yeah, mine too."
Darryl- "You're not from World War II."
Prue- "So in the meantime we can just stick together since we are both dateless."
Piper- "He's not dateless, he's married, you're dateless 'cause you're picky."
Prue- "No, I'm not settling, alright, the perfect guy is out there, a real man, and I will find him, trust me."
Piper- "Mmm hmm. And they're gonna love the popcorn and caramel in your teeth too."
6)Phoebe- "Um, we can't leave yet we have to wait for Cole."
Darryl- "Cole Turner? The ADA? You're dating him?"
Grimlock #1- (about Cole) "I've always hated that demon."
Grimlock #2- "Nice costume though."
7)Prue- "Ooh-ooh, I wanna picture of all of us first but I have to get my broomstick."
Phoebe- "Cliche!"
8)Grimlock #1- "Trick or treat?"
Phoebe- "Oh my god, that is so weird. They look just like the grim... whoa!"
9)Leo- "...But that's not what I wanted to warn you about."
Prue- "What do you mean?"
(A vortex opens behind them)
Leo- "That's what I wanted to warn you about."
10)Man #2- "Kill the witches!"
Phoebe- "Oh, you had to ask."
Piper- "Not good, not good, not good. Flee! We're not in Kansas anymore."
11)Piper- "Don't tell me we've time traveled again. I hate time traveling."
Phoebe- "You do? I was burnt at the stake last time, remember?"
Prue- "All right, let's try and make sure that doesn't happen again. From what they're wearing it looks to be, what, 16-1700's?"
Phoebe- "Where the life expectancy of the average witch is, what, fifteen minutes?"
12)Piper- "Hi. Why didn't you let me freeze him?"
13)Piper- "You know what? I don't care why we're here or how we got here, I just wanna get home. I've got a life to live and decorations to hang, so where's the damn vortex?"
Prue- "I don't know where the..."
Darryl- "Then how do you know they didn't make the girls disappear?"
Leo- "Because this is different. This is a time portal that my bosses sent them through, which is closed now, damn it."
14)Grimlock #1- "At least we can't die."
Grimlock #2- "They can."
Grimlock #1- "We have to figure out where the witches went."
Grimlock #2- "We know where they went. Cole got them. But if he fails, they'll be back and they'll be in our way."
15)Eva- "This doorway would've told us if you were evil."
Piper- "Huh, where can we get one of those?"
Prue- "Alright, wait, uh, who do you think we are?"
Eva- "The most powerful witches of all time, of course."
Phoebe- "Okay, lucky guess."
16)Piper- "Wait a minute, uh, you can tap into that power to send us home, right?"
Eva- "W...we assumed you could."
Piper- "They assumed you could."
Prue- "Um, okay, well, uh, Piper, I have an idea. So what time is it?"
17)Eva- "You must possess great magic."
Piper- "Just a good credit card."
18)Piper- "Oh, leave it to them to zap first and give instructions never."
19)Eva- "Beware the talismans. They've barred our way each time we try to rescue Charlotte."
Phoebe- "Oh, honey, those don't really pack much of a punch where we come from."
20)Eva- "Use your powers."
Prue- "We don't have any."
Eva- "What?"
Phoebe- "Run!"
21)Eva- "Just leave us. Just go back to wherever it is you came from. We asked for the most powerful witches of all time and instead, we get powerless frauds."
Phoebe- "Um, okay, I know you're a little disappointed but frauds is a little harsh don't you think?"
Piper- "We do have powers, we just, or at least, we had them. We just can't access them right now."
22)Piper- "Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?"
Woman- "Cauterizing her wound."
Piper- "No, no, no, no, no. We may not have powers but we do have basics. Just get some hot water and some soap and some clean cloths. Hurry."
23)Leo- "Grimlocks... Underground demons who are sensitive to light and steal children's sight so they can see the aura that surrounds good people and strangle them with it."
Darryl- "That snake tongued blonde's looking better and better."
Cole- "What do you see?"
Ruth- "A force of great good, from your time. Here, for the baby as well."
Cole- "Three of them. I'm not surprised my traveling here undoubtedly alerted the other side."
Ruth- "But this new force..."
Cole- "If, it's who I think it is, I can handle them."
24)Piper- "Dolls? We tap into our powers with dolls?"
Eva- "It's not just a doll. It's a totem. Reminds us of the wisdom and the power of women."
Phoebe- "Okay, but what does is have to do with..."
25)Prue- "Well, that would certainly explain why in our time witches are made to look silly on Halloween."
26)Prue- "All right. Trick or treat."
27)Man- "Are you certain? I can show you the first initial of your true love's name."
Phoebe- "Really? You can do that?"
Man- "With a simple peel of the apple."
Cole- "Prove it."
Phoebe- "And why would you be interested, sir?"
Cole- "And why wouldn't you be?"
28)Piper- "Wait a minute, I don't understand. How did you know you could trust him?"
Prue- "By the look in his eyes."
29)Phoebe- "All right, I hate to bust up the balcony scene, Romeo, but why do you keep saving us and why are you running with the witch hunters?"
Micah- "So I can undo their work whenever possible. I've seen what dark magic can do. If you're fighting that, I'm on your side. And I should get back before anyone gets suspicious."
30)Prue- "Who was that masked man?"
Phoebe- "Okay, you finally found a real man. Too bad he lives in Colonial Virginia, Prue."
31)Prue- "I mean, besides you guys, we're witches and its All Hallows Eve, so..."
Piper- "All right, glow elsewhere."
32)Darryl- "Trick or treaters."
Leo- "Or a trap."
Darryl- "Didn't you say those things steal kids sight?"
33)Prue- "Do you remember what Eva said?"
Phoebe- "The powerless frauds part?"
Prue- "No, the magic is all around us part. Well, it's time we learned how to access that. Just sweep away evil."
Phoebe- "What? No funny hat?"
34)Charlotte- "How are you making the pain go away?"
Piper- "Uh, uh, good magic. Just keep breathing."
Prue- "Good magic?"
Piper- "Acupressure."
35)Piper- "We've got big problems, a little time and a little magic."
Prue- "All right, didn't Eva say something about, uh, Charlotte giving birth in a protective circle?"
Phoebe- "Can we make one of those?"
36)Piper- "Who's gonna deliver the baby?"
Phoebe- "Personally, I think you should considering we know that you're gonna have one in the future."
Prue- "I second that."
Piper- "Wait a minute."
Prue- "Go. Bye."
Piper- "I always get the messy jobs."
37)Piper- (about Charlotte's baby) "Oh my god, I see it, I see it."
Phoebe- "Really?"
Prue- "Phoebe, the circle."
Phoebe- "The circle."
38)Piper- "Okay, um, just, just try not to push. Okay, uh, this baby is coming!"
Prue- "Yeah, well, so are they."
Piper- "Okay, we can do this. Yes, we can do this."
Phoebe- "We have to do this."
39)Phoebe- "Okay, I think I have an idea of what might really scare them."
Piper- "What are you gonna do?"
Phoebe- "I'm going to embrace the cliche."
Piper- "There's something you don't see everyday."
40)Prue- "Yeah, I guess we know when all that flying hag stuff started. You only have yourself to blame, right Pheebs?"
Phoebe- "I know it and I love it. Now if I can just figure out how to take it back with me. Hey, what are 'they' waiting for? Why haven't they sent us home yet?"
Prue- "Maybe we haven't learned everything that we're supposed to yet."
Piper- "Well, it's almost midnight, so if we're gonna learn anything more we'd better hurry."
Charlotte- "I promise my daughter will know of you. Of the three powerful witches who came to bring her into this world. And we'll always be grateful, won't we Melinda?"
Piper- "Melinda?"
Charlotte- "Yes, Melinda. Melinda Warren."
Phoebe- "Oh."
Charlotte- "What is it?"
Phoebe- "I uh... I think we're related."
41)Prue- "Hey, haven't I vanquished you somewhere before?"
42)Phoebe- "Use that broom with reverence. Hey, Halloween is now officially my favorite holiday."
43)Prue- "Okay, well, one crash course at a time."
44)Prue- "I mean, it's bad enough that the triad wants us dead, but to send someone back to wipe out our whole line. Do your bosses have any clue who it is?"
45)Piper- "And I helped to deliver our great, great, great, great, whatever, great grandmother."
Phoebe- "Too bad we couldn't save her from moving from Virginia to Salem. That would've been nice."
Prue- "Yeah, well, you can't change history for better or worse."
46)Cole- "Yeah, sorry, work, you know. I guess I just lost track of time."
Phoebe- "That's okay. I got kind of hung up myself. So you're an angel?"
Cole- "Oh, uh, this? No, not really."
Phoebe- "That's okay. Neither am I."
*Sight unseen*
1)Phoebe- "Well, speaking of a big chill, is Leo keeping you warm?"
Piper- "Nope."
Phoebe- "Honey, are you still afraid that they're watching you?"
Piper- "What am I supposed to think? The last two times they orbed him out was right in the middle of . . . it."
Phoebe- "So what does he say?"
Piper- "He swears they're not watching but he's a guy, he'll say anything. The point is I think they're watching and when I think, I can't, I can't, I can't concentrate."
Phoebe- "Hmm, well, at least you have the option to concentrate. If Cole and I continue this flirting tango thing, I'm gonna have to start concentrating on myself."
2)Prue- "Remember Micah?"
Piper- "The 17th century hottie? Wow, it's hard to forget."
Prue- "Well, I traced his ancestors and found an entire history of the village that we visited. I figured it might give us a clue to the identity of the demon that the triad sent to kill us."
3)Prue- "All right, uh, just give him a drink."
Piper- "If we give him anymore we're gonna have to send him to an AA meeting."
Prue- "How long's he been there?"
Piper- "I'd say about an hour and 327 peanuts."
4)Piper- "Well, remorse is good and attendance is better."
5)Piper- "Mmm hmm, I guess. Uh, Sean? Hi, there's been a slight glitch. Uh, sometimes my sister gets hung up and work and she sorta has a one track mind."
6)Piper- "He took that well."
Phoebe- "Well, he's had three drinks."
Piper- "So when does one track spell over into total obsession?"
Phoebe- "When you start forgetting about guys like Sean."
7)Prue- "How do you know it wasn't a demon?"
Piper- "...The only demon that we know who used mirrors was Kali and we vanquished her sorry a**."
Prue- "Yeah, by smashing her reflection in the mirror. I mean, I know she's supposed to be dead but so were the Grimlocks."
Darryl- "Please don't remind me about them."
8)Prue- "Book of Shadows, 101. Mirrors. The portals through which evil enters."
Phoebe- "Yeah, but there are fingerprints. Demons don't even usually have fingers."
Darryl- "Well, on the human side of things, I need you guys to put together a grudge list of any enemies you have past or present."
Prue- "Already done."
Darryl- "Abraxas, Barbas, Yama... What did you do? Date the united nations?"
Prue- "It's the demons, warlocks and various evil forces that we've faced in the last two years."
9)Piper- "Do you think it was a human bad guy?"
Darryl- "In another house, yeah. Around here, you never know."
10)Darryl- "So?"
Prue- "So ever since a demon tried to steal the Book of Shadows a couple of weeks ago I've been locking it."
Darryl- "You lock this door but you don't lock the front door?"
Piper- "I lock the front door."
Phoebe- "Me too. Mostly."
11)Prue- "Darryl, we're three witches. I think we can handle it."
Darryl- "It wasn't jimmied."
Phoebe- "So what, you're thinking we're dealing with a lock picking demon, Prue?"
12)Phoebe- "We really need to get her laid, huh?"
13)Cole- "You had two years by their time without success. I've had a month."
Triad #2- "A month with two years worth of information. Information collected by the blood of demons before you."
14)Piper- "Okay, um, how about you tell them to look the other way?"
Leo- "They're not looking. How many times do we have to have this conversation?"
Piper- "Well, how do you know? How can you be sure?"
Leo- "Because I told you, that's not what they do."
Piper- "Okay, then how do you explain the last two times, count two."
Leo- "That's shear coincidence. I'm telling you. Look, come on, Piper, we need to get past this."
Piper- "Yeah, and I need to feel like it's just you and me and not the whole universe watching."
15)Phoebe- "You came all the way over her for me? I mean, for w...we? For us?"
16)Phoebe- "Okay, this better be good."
Prue- "Yeah, well, I was up in the attic and when I woke up there was a pillow hovering above my face about to smother me."
Piper- "A pillow?"
Phoebe- "Hovering? Well, that must be the infamous pillow smothering demon."
Piper- "Maybe it was just a nightmare."
Prue- "It wasn't a nightmare and it certainly wasn't a joke. There's a demon after me or us, I know it."
17)Cole- "Come out, come out wherever you are."
Troxa- "What do you think the triad will say when I tell them you saved the witches?"
Cole- "That I didn't want you to get them first."
18)Troxa- "After all, you can't fight what you can't see."
19)Phoebe- "Can you hand me that? Actually, no, just pour it down my throat."
Piper- "You didn't sleep either?"
Phoebe- "Not a wink. Thank god for make-up. Hey, maybe we should get an alarm system."
20)Phoebe- "Prue, this is important. Maybe the guy who broke into the house took them."
Prue- "Yeah, or maybe it was a demon who took them for some weird ritualistic ceremony?"
Phoebe- "Now would that be the, um, pillow smothering or the lock picking demon?"
21)Leo- "As far as the triad's concerned, they don't know much, they don't even know what it really is."
Prue- "Wow, six thousand years of conflict and that's it? These guys are serious underachievers."
Leo- "What they do know through, is that the triad is at the highest level of the other side."
22)Piper- "What is this?"
Prue- "A way to always be prepared."
Phoebe- "These are very big contraceptives, Prue."
Prue- "They are sneakers, alright. You know, we're always wearing inappropriate footwear when demons attack. Now we will be prepared. Keep them with you at all times."
Phoebe- "I am gonna be so fast in these."
Darryl- "We're making progress. The same set of fingerprints were found on all the broken mirrors."
Leo- "Whose are they?"
Darryl- "Unfortunately FBI computer came up with a blank. Which just means the perp had no criminal record."
Piper- "So what does that mean? That it's some weird crazy person?"
Darryl- "I can't say, I don't have enough to go on. I mean, we've got broken mirrors and nothing's missing."
23)Prue- "Alright, well, if it's a stalker, it's a demonic stalker."
24)Prue- "If the demon doesn't kill me, my editor will."
25)Cole- "I found your Achilles heal. Cold is very revealing for you. Although, worse because since you can't feel, you don't even know when it's cold."
26)Phoebe- "Have you seen Cole?"
Abbey- "Who?"
Phoebe- "Tall, dark, good looking, district attorney? Okay, no good. How about an easy one - where's Piper?"
Abbey- "Oh, she's in the back, in the office."
Phoebe- "Okay, thanks."
27)Piper- "It's okay. I can't do it anyway."
Phoebe- "I am so sorry to hear that."
28)Piper- "I'm so tired of living under this scrutiny."
Phoebe- "Well, I told you I didn't see anything."
Piper- "Not you, them. I thought doing it somewhere else might take the pressure off."
Phoebe- "Mmm, I'm bummed for you, Piper, I really am. But I gotta tell you, Leo is looking fine."
Piper- "I thought you didn't see anything."
Phoebe- "Well, nothing good. Okay, here is my stalker list. It's mostly guys that I knew in New York."
Piper- "Wow, you were busy in New York."
29)Phoebe- "What happened to 'there's a demon on my a**' Prue?"
Prue- "Well, um, I set a trap."
Piper- "A trap?"
30)Phoebe- "So is this like a bear trap with big claws?"
31)Piper- "And how does that work?"
Prue- "Well, the minute the demon steps into the grid, this glows and he's zapped."
Piper- "So whatever it is, is electrocuted."
Prue- "Yeah, well, whatever demon."
Phoebe- "Mmm hmm, and what about human? Or feline? You're gonna fry Kit."
Prue- "Well, Kit can't get in 'cause I locked the attic door."
Piper- "So, Prue, you've booby-trapped our house."
32)Piper- "This is not good."
Phoebe- "No, if she keeps this up we're gonna have to do a demon intervention."
Sean- "It drives me crazy."
Prue- "Psycho freaky crazy?"
33)Prue- "Alright, we don't really know what kind of demon this is, so we have to go in attacking. Piper, you freeze him and I will tie him up."
Piper- "Speaking of freezing...it's freezing in here."
Phoebe- "That's because every window in the house is open. What kind of demon would do that?"
Prue- "Oh, who cares."
34)Prue- "Phoebe, it's a trap for demons. You do the math. What are you doing here?"
35)Phoebe- "Cole, I am so sorry. Please forgive us."
Cole- "I'll take that under advisement."
36)Cole- "Do you know that your trap is the equivalent of having a loaded shotgun with a trip wire behind your front door? That's illegal. I'm an ADA, an officer of the court. I could have you arrested."
37)Phoebe- "How could you? How far are you gonna let this obsession go, Prue?"
Prue- "Phoebe, listen..."
Phoebe- "No, I'm not gonna listen, Prue. You didn't nearly catch a demon, you nearly killed a district attorney. My district attorney."
Prue- "How do you know we didn't catch a demon? I mean, think about it, Phoebe. He is always around when something is going on. I mean, look at tonight."
Phoebe- "You're right, he's a plant. Trying to get close to me so he can kill us. Now is everyone a demon, Prue? You are crazy right now."
38)Phoebe- "There's your demon, Prue. I'm going to call Morris."
39)Prue- "Piper, my instincts are almost always right, I have to trust them."
Piper- "You have to trust them. And I'm not saying that you shouldn't but, Prue, there are other evils in the world and some of them are even human."
40)Cole- "Pissing you off for one thing. I don't wanna be always looking over my shoulder for the rest of eternity. You want the Charmed Ones, they're all yours."
Troxa- "I don't trust you."
41)Phoebe- "Oh, you know what? I don't care, I'm just so mad at Prue. I mean, it's one thing to be obsessed, you know, but it's another thing to hurt innocent people."
Piper- "Okay, but she is trying to look out for us, but there is a triad demon on the loose."
Phoebe- "I understand that, Piper, but it is not Cole."
42)Prue- "All right, what the hell happened?"
Leo- "The triad."
Phoebe- "Wait, so they know where we live now?"
Piper- "No, they know where he is, or was. All that matters is he's gone."
43)Piper- "Troxa, an invisible demon. His weakness is that his ectoplasmic biochemistry is sensitive to cold, may become partially visible."
Prue- "Wait a second, so if someone hadn't turned on the a/c, opened up all the windows and made it freezing in here, I never would've seen him."
44)Leo- "Well, I hope so. From what I've heard about Belthazor, we're gonna need all the help we can get."
Piper- "What do you mean?"
Leo- "Well, he's infamous. He's a demonic soldier of fortune. He's one of the most evil vile creatures there is."
45)Phoebe- "Wait, that's the demon we say try to take the Book Of Shadows a couple of weeks ago."
Piper- "So Troxa's right. There's somebody else out there to get us."
Prue- "Well, at least now we know who he is."
Piper- "But we're safe for now. So I'm gonna take this rare opportunity to get a good night sleep."
46)Phoebe- "Uh, yeah, I...I was just thinking there are still so many loose ends. I mean, the broken mirrors, the a/c, the open windows, the dead flowers, the stuff that's missing."
Piper- "Are you obsessing now? It's over, we were wrong."
47)Darryl- "Piper, hey, hey, where's Prue? I can't reach her anywhere. At the manor, on her cell."
Piper- "That's weird, we just talked to her on her cell. Why? What's going on?"
Darryl- "I've got a match up with the finger prints I got at your house."
48)Prue- "You know, you can never be too careful with demons or mortals."
Phoebe- "So rumor has it Leo is installing an alarm system in the house."
Prue- "Yeah, I know, and we're gonna have to lock the doors and do all that responsible stuff women should do in the big city."
Phoebe- "I agree. And we're gonna have to watch out for Belthazor."
49)Phoebe- "You don't like him do you?"
Prue- "No, I don't...really know him. Do you?"
Phoebe- "No, um, not as well as I'd like to. Actually, you know, I think I'm gonna go see what I can do about that."
Prue- "Be careful."
50)Phoebe- "So, still friends?"
Cole- "I hope we're more than that."
Phoebe- "Do you? Prove it."
*Primrose empath*
1)Phoebe- "Look at me. I am a fashion blunder. A Mademoiselle don't. Oh my god, you lost your powers?"
Prue- "Can't lose what you never had."
2)Phoebe- "I hate when she plays astral games. Marco."
Prue- "Polo."
3)Prue- "The triad couldn't have sent us a worse demon."
Phoebe- "Or one with worse skin. I would hate to find myself alone with this guy."
Prue- "Yeah, well, you wouldn't last long. None of us would. That's why I'm trying to teach my astral self how to fight."
4)Phoebe- "It's a lunch date."
Prue- "So?"
Phoebe- "So, it's not a good sign. Lunch is a cheap imitation of dinner. That's why it has it's own special menu. And, you know we kissed last week. We should be onto dinner and candle light by now."
5)Leo- "I...I just can't believe you introduced me as a friend."
Piper- "Okay, social malfunction. I hadn't seen the woman in years. I'm sorry."
Leo- "I lost my wings for you, I've hurled my body in the path of oncoming demons, you wanted heaven, I took you there literally. I'm more than a friend."
Piper- "I know, but if I had introduced you as my fiance, she would've asked how we met, when are we getting married, where the hell my ring is. Questions that I can't answer now can I?"
Leo- "I suppose that's how I became a doctor too."
Piper- "Leo, that's what you were. Look, what am I supposed to tell people? That's I'm engaged to a Whitelighter? Sometimes being magical kind of takes the magic right out of things."
6)Leo- "Based on everything you said, Prue, it sounds like your shut...in's a future empath."
Piper- "An empath? And me without my dictionary."
7)Leo- "Lunch would be great. Would you mind if we join you? I mean, it'd be great. Two couples, on the town, in the real world. What could be greater?"
Vince- "Misery."
Prue- "Well, in that case would you like some company?"
Vince- "That's not funny."
8)Phoebe- "So how about those Niners?"
Cole- "What?"
Phoebe- "The Niners. The Forty Niners. The football team? You don't follow football? He isn't human. You okay?"
Cole- "Check!"
9)Piper- "Phoebe, I know you're upset Leo crashed your lunch date but..."
Phoebe- "No, it's not that. Cole is pulling away from me again, I can see it."
Piper- "Premonition?"
Phoebe- "Intuition."
Piper- "Oh... "
10)Leo- "Well, she's into you, I can tell. Whatever your intentions are I just want you to be straight with her, okay. I don't wanna see her get hurt."
Cole- "Heaven forbid."
11)Piper- "Oh, honey, did you forget your wallet again?"
Leo- "I guess so."
Piper- "I got it."
Cole- "I don't need to see the other two suffer the loss of their sister. Vince: Compassion. From you, Belthazor? I think maybe you've been undercover a little too long."
Cole- "Yeah, sort of. I don't know how to say this."
Phoebe- "Uh-oh. Don't ever start a sentence like that with a girl. You don't wanna see me anymore do you? Right, I'll never accept a lunch date."
12)Prue- "Whoa, I haven't felt anything like that since Andy was alive."
Phoebe- "Anything like what?"
Prue- "Spinning into infinity. You know, that headlong spiral that steals your breath and stops your heart."
Phoebe - "Prue, what the hell are you talking about?"
Prue- "Falling in love."
Phoebe- "Falling in love? Prue, I just got dumped, okay, I'm trying to experience a break up here. Who's falling in love?"
Prue- "Cole."
13)Phoebe- "We've got a problem. Prue cast a spell to remove Vince's pain."
Piper- "Who's Vince?"
Phoebe- "The shut-in. But I think, and call it a hunch, that it backfired and made Prue an empath."
Leo- "What kind of hunch?"
Prue/Piper- "Ow!"
Prue/Phoebe- "Ooh!"
14)Piper- "But Prue, you're not an empath, you're just a witch."
Prue- "Right, A witch whose power comes from her emotions. All right, look. I...I...I was looking for a power boost to fight Belthazor, maybe this is it. Will you guys please stop being so negative?"
15)Prue- "Where are you going?"
Phoebe- "To help you."
Prue- "Yeah, but you're dying to see Cole."
Phoebe- "Stop that. I did not say that."
16)Leo- "We'll help you out."
Prue- "No, no, no, I'll get the book alone. You guys' couple issues are really starting to hurt my head."
Piper- "Wait, we have couple issues?"
Prue- "Resentment, denial. Be nice."
Piper- "Uh, Leo, what is it exactly that you resent?"
Leo- "Well, I tried to step out in the real world today like you wanted."
17)Leo- "I...I was humiliated."
Piper- "When?"
Leo- "When? When the bill came. You know, Piper, in my time men opened doors for women when they walked in and they stood up when they left and they always, always paid for meals."
Piper- "I just assumed that you were okay with it."
18)Leo- "Piper, you want me in the real world but I'm not of this world."
Piper- "I know, and I'm, I see your point. I'm sorry I didn't understand. I know this must be very difficult for you."
Leo- "It is."
Piper- "Leo, you have to understand I am very proud to be with you. And so proud that I need to share you with the rest of the world, my world. And you know, the other stuff we'll figure out."
19)Cole- "How you feeling about last night?"
Phoebe- "Um. . .last night was magical. You?"
20)Prue- "God, it is just so hard to concentrate, to even talk, I just want it to go away. I feel like it's gonna..."
Piper- "What was that?"
Leo- "Empathic ability. The more she feels, the more powerful she becomes."
Piper- "All right, this is a gift, we are returning it. It was not meant for you. Come on, we're gonna find this Vince guy. Come on. I know, I know, you're gonna be okay."
Piper- "You could've changed. All night?"
Phoebe- "Mmm hmm."
Piper- "Did you...?"
Phoebe - "Uh-huh."
Piper- "Was he...?"
Phoebe- "Uh-huh!"
21)Piper- "I'm starting to smell a demon."
Leo- "If you're right, it would explain why the empathic gift didn't kill him."
Piper- "I think we should stop calling this a gift."
22)Phoebe- "Okay, we're definitely right about the demon theory."
Piper- "That was a premonition? But you didn't touch anything."
Leo- "This room must be dripping with psychic remnants."
23)Phoebe- "Um, we came to visit our father."
Nurse- "What's his name?"
Phoebe- "Dad?"
Nurse- "This is a psychiatric facility. We can't very well let every..."
24)Phoebe- "Hi, excuse me, um, I know this is probably gonna sound crazy but are you an empath?"
25)Piper- "No, uh, we're not doctors, we're patients, we're...we're witches. And we're looking for the empath who cursed a demon."
26)Piper- "Pretty much lives up to his gloss. Unstoppable hit man, just keeps going until he gets his target."
Phoebe- "Great. The energizer demon. So what do we do?"
27)Piper- "Well, you're just a ray of sunshine now aren't you?"
28)Father Thomas- "From what I've seen your sister is too far gone. She won't live to see the night."
Piper- "All right, that's it!"
Leo- "Piper..."
Piper- "No. I am sorry, but this man has experienced the entire rainbow of human emotions and the best he has to give us her is self-pity? I don't think so. Look, you used this power to stop this demon. Now my sister has your power. Deal with it and then help us."
30)Phoebe- "Piper, now! Okay, I guess this is the unstoppable part."
Vinceres- "Where's Father Thomas?"
Piper- "Plan B, plan B!"
Phoebe- "Okay, uh, do we have a plan C?"
31)Phoebe- "You kicked a**."
Prue- "I did, didn't I?"
Prue- "You know, I can not wait for this Novocaine to wear off. Can you unfreeze my tongue?"
32)Phoebe- "Okay, there's one thing I don't get. How did you vanquish Vinceres?"
Prue- "Well, it was something that Father Thomas said to me. Vinceres was trying to fight off the feelings of an empath because demons can not handle human emotion."
33)Piper- "Thank you. You're an angel."
Leo- "Well, not technically."
34)Piper- "Yeah, but Prue, you got quite a power boost there. Are you gonna miss it?"
Prue- "Yeah, but I did get to stop an unstoppable demon. Got a little taste of what my future powers are gonna be like."
*Power outage*
1)Leo- "Why dont' you do something simpler like chips and dip."
Piper (very annoyed)- "Leo I was a chef, I can't do chips and dip."
2)Phoebe- "Ok I left it on emtpy once so get over it."
(Prue raises hand signling she did it twice)
Phoebe - "Twice."
3)Phoebe- "I hate you."
Prue- "No you don't you love me."
Piper-"I'd love to get back to work, you two kids have fun."
*Sleuthing with the enemy*
1)Prue- "Pig's feet."
Piper- "Yecch."
Prue- "Ecch?"
Piper- "Yecch."
Prue- "So you can slice off a chunk of demon flesh, but you can't touch a pig's foot?"
Piper- "I'm a vegetarian."
Prue- "Since when?"
Piper- "Since now."
Prue- "Now is not the time to get squeamish, okay. This recipe is very important. We have to follow it to a T. Prue drops a pig's foot in the bubbling potion."
Piper- "Poor piggy."
2)Piper- "Attack of the killer pig's feet."
3)Krell- "I am Krell, a Zotar."
Prue- "Hi, I'm Prue, a Scorpio."
4)Piper- (to Krell) "Hey, you know what? How about next time I just freeze your head then maybe I can kick you in the..."
Prue- "All right!"
5)Krell- "Just the thought of working with you two turns my stomachs."
Piper- "Stomachs?"
6)Piper- "We're going to vanquish Phoebe's boyfriend? That's gonna cause some problems."
*Coyote Piper*
1)Prue- "You don't look like yourself."
Piper- "Well, if I could go as myself, I wouldn't be having this problem."
Leo- "You mean, so this is like a costume party?"
Prue- "Ooh!"
(Prue smacks Leo)
Piper- "What I mean is I'm this super-powerful witch, engaged to a whitelighter, saving the world from evil on a daily freakin' basis, and all these people are gonna see is the same pitiful loser who still lives at home with her sisters and her unemployed boyfriend!"
2)Piper- "You are not the boss of me."
Prue- "Oh, I am so."
3)Piper- "You can work the bar and make some yucky drinks for some ex-cheerleaders."
4)Terra- "I've never been a man before. Walking should be interesting."
5)Piper- "Missy. Is that you?"
(Missy looks at Piper, confused)
Piper- "Piper. Piper Halliwell. We had chem. together and Ms. Fowler for English."
Missy- "Right, Piper! You used to sit in the back of class drawing pictures on your jeans."
Piper- "Yes! Yeah, that, yep, that was me."
6)Prue- "You want me to beat them up? 'Cause I'll beat them up one by one."
*We all scream for ice cream*
1) Piper- "He's still staring at me."
Phoebe- "Who?"
Piper- "That guy at the end of the bar."
Phoebe- "Oh, no, honey that's not staring. That's flirting."
Piper- "You say tomato."
Phoebe- "No, I say relaxo."
2)Prue- "Okay, I need some professional help."
Phoebe- "No argument here."
3)Prue- "Morning, sunshine."
(Phoebe doesn't respond)
Prue- "Okay...how about cloudy with a chance of showers?"
4)Piper- "I don't know what you're talking about, but what I've got is better or at least bizarrer."
Prue- "Bizarrer? Is that even a word, Piper?"
5)Phoebe- "Prue, if you keep ignoring me, my feelings might actually implode."
6)Prue- "No powers! No powers! No powers!"
Phoebe- "I'm not surprised! I'm not surprised! I'm not surprised!"
7)Piper- (on the phone) "Uh, look, so call me, or, better yet, just show up and save me from having to perform an impending awkward rejection all by myself!"
8)Piper- "Okay, uh, you know what? I don't know what kind of kinky stuff you're into, but there's a club down the street you might be more comfortable in. They've got, uh, cages and rubber floors and a three for two special on Fridays."
9)Phoebe- "Why couldn't you get a boy band song stuck in your head like everybody else?"
10)Piper - (about demons) "Why can't they ever run into a well-lit room with nowhere to hide?"
*Blinded by the white lighter*
1)Prue- "Piper froze ya."
Natalie- "She what?"
Prue- "Yep!"
2)Phoebe- "Leo, can I talk to you...soon?"
Piper- "Take a number."
Leo- "Maybe later okay? Why don't you go meet Natalie."
Phoebe- "Who's Natalie?"
Piper- "She's a ..."
Leo- "Fellow whitelighter. See, finished your sentence."
Piper- "Hm. That's not what I was going to say."
3)Leo- "Didn't you hear what she said? Consulting with the Elders is for your own protection."
Piper- "And siding with us is for yours."
4)Piper- "I'll help. Anything to get rid of her."
Phoebe- "You mean him."
Piper- "Nah. I mean her."
5)Natalie- "That means no more braless, strapless, fearless attire."
Prue- "Okay, but then I have nothing to wear."
6)Natalie- "Our primary goal is?"
Piper- "To win!"
Natalie- "No."
Piper- "No!"
7)Natalie- "Okay, let's pretend that I'm the enemy."
Prue- "Oh, that is so easy."
8)Phoebe- "Hey, if we don't vanquish Eames, can we at least vanquish Natalie?"
Piper- "Don't tempt me."
9)Phoebe- "Mine came out a little country western. "I'm rejectin' your deflection."
*Wrestling with demons*
1)Morris- "What happened? Why'd you let him get away?"
Prue- "I know that demon. I dated that demon!"
2)Phoebe- "Piper waters when she's nervous."
3)Piper- "The whole 'my boyfriend is a demon' thing, it kind of hits a nerve with all of us. And obviously I'm not that upset because I'm with Leo who is obviously not..."
Phoebe- "Piper also babbles when she's nervous."
Piper- "I resent that. I am expressing a valid concern about this continuing issue in our lives..."
Prue- "What are you babbling about?"
Piper- "You know if I could freeze you two, I would. Often."
4)Phoebe- "I didn't know you dated the captain of the college football team. How suburban."
5)Piper- "Your orbs are grass if you don't find that ring."
6)Leo- "You have to tell them Phoebe. You can't wait any longer."
Phoebe- "Well, it's not really an easy thing to drop into conversation. You know like, "Oh, your hair looks great! Cole's not dead. I let him go."
7)Morris- "You were a blonde when you answered the door."
Phoebe- "Uh huh."
Morris- "How'd it change?"
Phoebe- "Um, well, it must be because I colored my hair in that sink so technically I lost it there and now I've found it again. I hope this doesn't affect my virginity."
Piper- "Wait, so everything is coming back to where it was lost? So that means you lost your vir..."
8)Piper- (about the socks) "Those better be clean. Or else it's laundry day for you, missy."
9)Piper- "Remind me again why we are doing this."
Phoebe- "Because your sisters have a thing for saving bad boys."
Piper- "If I die before I get married, I'm going to be really mad at the two of you."
10)Piper- "Okay. I'd still like to point out that I have a really bad feeling about this."
11)Kellman- "Unfreeze him."
Piper- "Nope."
(Kellman advances toward them threateningly)
Piper- "Ahhh...If anything happens to me, he's gonna stay that way."
Phoebe- (whispering) "Is that true?"
Piper- (whispering) "Yes!"
12)Piper- "I hate this crappy freezing power!"
13)Morris- "They were tailing their demon hoping that he would lead them to his...bigger demon."
*Bride and gloom*
1)Piper- "Gee, Prue, it's only nine o'clock and your date's all ready over? How very Disney of you."
2)Prue- "You know besides, a wedding invite definitely makes a statement."
Leo- "That he can tie a bowtie?"
3)Piper- "You may not need wedding planners, but I do. I don't want to have to worry about anything. And therefore, if I have to fight a demon in the morning, I know that the flowers will be there on time."
4)Piper- "Okay, tell me the truth. Do you think I'm overdoing it with the wedding stuff? Hello?" Prue- "Um, okay. Why is Phoebe going to school without her books?"
Piper- "Okay, why isn't Prue answering Piper's question?"
Prue- "Maybe because she doesn't want both of her sisters not speaking to her."
5)Piper- "Find her?"
Phoebe- "Not yet."
Piper- "We're screwed."
Phoebe- "Not yet."
Piper- "Leo, what did you find out?"
Leo- "Nothing."
Phoebe- "Okay, now we're screwed."
6)Piper- "Now there's a freezing power with kick."
7)Piper- "Prue, hey. Hi. You don't look so good."
Phoebe- "Yeah, but that's a great dress."
8)Prue- "I love you."
Second Prue- "You too."
Piper- "Welcome to Planet Narcissist."
9)Piper- "My fiancé being shattered into a gazillion pieces is kind of consequence."
Leo- "Thank you."
Piper- "Mmm."
*The good, the bad and the cursed*
1)Phoebe- "I got in a bar brawl. Actually, I didn't. Two cowboys did. Bo and some other guy, I didn't catch his name, but I think he was the bad guy because he was wearing a black hat. Oh, and they were transparent."
Piper- "She must have hit her head."
2)Leo- "Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out."
Piper- "Oh, don't be ridiculous. You're all ready dead."
3)Phoebe- "I'll get the Book."
Piper- "I'll get it. And maybe a drink."
4)Cole- "You gotta hold my hand." Prue- "This all ready sucks."
5)Phoebe- "Well, don't get mad at me. I've been shot."
6)Bartender- "Nothing to worry your pretty little head about."
Prue- "Now that's condescending..."
Cole- "Lay low, remember!"
Prue- "Sorry."
*Just harried*
1)Grams- "Is this the biggest arch you could find?"
Prue- "Without opening a fastfood franchise, yeah."
2)Piper- "It is bad luck to see the bride's dress before the wedding."
Leo- "But you're not even wearing your dress."
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