(((Please note that I have nothing against gays or lesbians)))
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*The next day after R.D. and Domonic went on their date; R.D. and myself are sitting in a room together, he is reading the same book he was reading yesterday and I am drawing.*
Me *looks up from Bristol board*-“So how was your date?” *begins to smirk*
Random Dude *peers over his book and glares at me*-“Just shut up.”
Me *waits a few second before talk again*-“So did you guys kiss?” *begins snickering*
Random Dude *slams book shut*-“What is wrong with you!?”
Me-“Everything.”
*Clover walks in*
Clover *leans on R.D.’s shoulder*-“Aren’t you glad that I hooked you up with Domonic?” *smiles*
Random Dude *glares at Clover*-“NO! I’m not flipn’ gay!”
Me-“You never answered my question.”
Random Dude *glares at me*-“What do you think the answer is!?!”
Me-“In that case how sweet! So do you go in for the kiss or did he?”
Random Dude *glares*-“When I said what do you think, the answer to that doesn’t translate to insert your yaoi fantasies.”
Me-“Awww. Does that mean that there wasn’t a kiss?”
Random Dude-“No there wasn’t.”
Clover *looks at R.D.*-“You’re boring.”
Me *smirks and looks at R.D.*-“Oh I get it! You just skipped the kiss right? And went ahead to the next step, eh?”
Random Dude *eye twitches*-“You need to be admitted to a mental asylum.”
Me *cracks up laughing*-“I’ve already been there, thank you.”
Clover-“So does that mean there was no kiss?”
Random Dude *stares at Clover*-“Don’t you two have something better to do?”
Me-“You should know us better than that. We have no lives.”
*Vira randomly walks in*
Me-“What the heck is she doing here!?” *glares angrily at Vira, yet Vira ignores it*
Vira *walks over to R.D. and hugs him*-“I heard that my dearest brother finally went on a date! I came here to see who the lucky lady is!”
Random Dude-“….you’re touching me…”
Vira *stops hugging R.D. and glares at him*-“Is that how you’re going to treat me!?!” *kicks R.D. in between the legs*
Vira *glares at me*-“Please tell me you didn’t go out with this b***h!” *looks back at R.D, who by now is on the floor*
Me *mouth drops open*-“Heck no! *reality sets in* “Wait what did you just call me?”
Clover-“Vira your brother is gay.”
Vira-“No he isn’t.”
Me *goes back to drawing*-“Apparently he is because he tried to bang Domonic.”
Random Dude *glares at me as he gets up off the floor*-“I told you nothing flipn’ happened!”
Vira *looks at R.D.*-“Did Domonic force you into doing something you didn’t want to do?”
Random Dude-“I just told you nothing happened!”
Vira-“I can’t believe I never saw the signs before.” *hugs R.D. again* “Don’t worry this won’t change a thing. I’m fine with you being gay.”
Random Dude-“I’m not gay….”
Clover-“Stop lying to yourself!”
Random Dude *glares at Clover*-“For the last time I’m not gay.”
Me-“I think that Clover’s a lesbian.”
Clover-“WHAT!?!”
Vira-“Wait who’s Clover?”
Clover-“I’m Clover!!”
Vira-“oh….”
Clover *glares at me*-“Why do you think that I’m a lesbian.”
Me-“I don’t know. It stopped you from accusing R.D. of being gay, didn’t it?”
Clover-“But R.D. is gay….”
Random Dude-“No I’m not!”
Vira-“Well you have dated a girl in almost eight years.”
Random Dude-“You aren’t helping!”
Vira-“Was I suppose to stick up for you?”
Random dude-“It would help if you did?”
Vira-“Ah, so you want me to help you, huh?” *smirks*
Me-“R.D. just give up.”
Clover-“Yay, just admit that you’re gay!”
*Vira randomly kisses R.D. on the lips.*
Random Dude-“What the heck was that all about!!?!!”
Vira-“See he isn’t gay.”
Clover-“Good enough for me.” *walks out of the room*
Me *glares at Vira*-“Nice excuse b***h.”
Vira-“What did you call me!”
Random Dude-“I’m leaving.” *walks out of the room*
Vira-“Wait for me!” *runs out of the room after R.D.”
Me *looks up from Bristol board again*-“Where the heck did everyone go?”
Clover *walks back into the room*-“I was thinking…”
Me-“You were thinking! Le gasp!”
Clover-“….wait what does that mean?”
Me-“…never mind I forgot that I was in the presence of an idiot.”
Clover-“Well like I was saying….many R.D.’s bi.”
Me *glares at Clover*-“I’m the only dang bi person in this script so don’t start with me!” *throws my mobile C.D. player at Clover, which hits her on the head*
Cover-“What was that for!?!”
Me-“I don’t know I’m bored.” *goes back to drawing and ignore whatever else Clover has to say*