I'm A Vampire...That's Getting Braces?
I pulled the blanket over my head.
Thats the first thing I do every single morning-yes morning-oh the sun it burns ssssssss...
NOT
Yes it sometimes hurt my eyes but-blah-I'm not complianing.
And if you had super eyes you wouldn't complian either.
Sees perfect in the dark and can see really far.
Sounds cool?
It is dummy.
Ok-back to the things I do in the morning.
1-pull covers over me all over again
2-finally get up when I'm 15 minutes late for school
3-run to the bathroom to freashen up
4-Spit in my older bro's juice
5-Check to see Waldo-the homeless person outide our house- needs anything
6-yell ' i'm going ' than go to school
But today I was lazy....really lazy.....my mind a total blank, kinda drooling, eyes drooping lazy.
I yawn reveling my fangs and sat up to see a gun pointed right at me.
" Put your hands over your head blood-sucker! "
Oh...another vampire hunter. And a stupid one too. You do not want to piss off a vampire. And he seems new at this too. I sniffed. I couldn't see his face because of his mask.
But by scent he's 18. Brown Hair. Blue Eyes. And scared out of his mind. Oh...has acne too...poor guy.
" PUT YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD! "
My eyes quickly widen and my hands bolt up to cover my ears.
I was moving too fast for him to track and he leaped back, slip over my fuzzy bunny slippers and fell flat on the ground.
" Don't yell. I can hear 5 times better than you can dummy. "
He moaned in pain and began sitting up.
" Hi Robbie. "
He froze. Than cussed.
" Hey no cussie under Mommy's house. "
Robbie-or so his name is- - " H-how do you know my name? Vampires reads minds? "
" Only old ones and do I look old? "
It took him a while. Than I laughed.
" Y-you can't see when your freak'in wearing the mask can you? BOY, vampire huinters had gone down the drain! "
Robbie - " Hey! "
He quickly took of the mask. Well-he wasn't exactly bad looking.
Robbie - " How do you know my name? "
I pointed to his backpack and I.D. badge sticking out saying clearly Robbie Thomas.
Robbie - " s**t. "
My bedroom door open and Robbie jumped a bit.
Robbie - " Theres more? "
" Dude. This is a family house. "
My Mom conviently stuck her blonde head in.
Mom - " Anything wrong Elli? I thought I heard a noi-well hello there. "
My Mom waved high to Robbie and Robbie managed to move his fingers a bit.
" He's a vampire hunter mommy. "
Robbie - " Great....now I'm dead. "
My Mom giggled.
Mom - " Whatever. Well Mr. Vampire Hunter you can grab a cookie on the way out. Do you like cookies? Well...if you want something healthy than an apple. Did you have breakfest? "
Robbie blinked.
Robbie - " Cookies will do. "
My Mom flash a grin and skipped down the hall.
" She's in a good mood. This is common don't worry. Your not the first one. She baked a cake for the last guy since it was his birthday."
Robbie - " Hmm. Are you sure your a vampire? "
" Erm. Yes. Which brings me to something. How'd you find me? "
Robbie picked up his backpack and rummage through and got out some sort of device.
He pointed it at me and it started beeping.
Robbie - " The Vampire-Pick-Up 3000."
" Wow. "
So Vampire Hunters were doing something right.
I got up and he leered at me.
Robbie - " What are you wearing? "
" Its called sexy. "
Robbie frown.
Robbie - " Teddy bears are sexy? "
" Whatever. Men have no taste. "
There was a loud knock on the door than a loud annoying booming voice.
" ELLI GET YOUR a** DOWN TO THE DINING ROOM! MOM MADE COOKIES! "
" Yes Andrew. "
Robbie - " Andrew? "
Awwwwwww crud.....why'd Robbie talked?
The door slam open and Andrew stood to his 6 feet 3 inches height. Scaring the hell outta Robbie and pissing the hell outta me.
Andrew - " Human..."
Wow...nice snarl. Very....ummmm....vampire-ish.
Andrew - " Unless you want me to personally kick your a** down the stairs and rip your eyes out get the hell out of my little sister's room! "
Robbie stood up.
Robbie - " Vampire..."
He growled harshly.
Ohhhhhhhh....I smell war. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
I shook my head. Noooo...if they did fight Robbie's a goner.
The tension built between the 2 boys-this is why girls are much more mature.
I sighed. One thing to do to get a guy of any nature be ok again.
" Look! Theres a group of hot girls outside my window! "
Andrew quickly ran. Robbie doged him barely but scramble to the window also.
Andrew - " Where-"
Robbie - " Are the hot girls? "
I slip outside my bedroom and laughed.
.....Boys....you can't live with them..but you can't live without them....I think.....
" Mommy...Robbie and Andrew are staring at hot girls again. "
My Mom sighed.
Mom - " Back in those days I remember-"
There was a hundred elephants running down the hallway-at least thats what it sounded like.
Mom - " Hi'ya boys. "
Robbie - " Hi Elli's Mom. "
Andrew - " Theres no hot girls in this whole town. "
I nodded.
" But theres hot guys. "
Robbie - " Thank-you. "
Andrew - " She was talking about her buff bro not you skinny-"
I snickered.
My Mom toss me a bag of cookies and I picked Robbie up.
Meaning his feet left the ground about 2 inches.
He squealed.
I gently toss him out of the house.
" Here's you cookies. "
Robbie - " Erm...thanks....but it doesn't make a difference-your a vam-"
" Uh-huh. You can try again when you get better. "
Robbie - " Really? SWEET! "
He jogged away.
Did I just welcome him for killing me again?
Ehhhh...wouldn't be the first time I said that.
Andrew - " Doesn't class start at 7? "
" Yea. "
Andrew - " Its 9. "
" I don't wanna go to school. "
Mom - " Elli can't go to school today. "
" Really? yay! "
Mom - " You have a dentist appointment. "
" WHAT????? "
My Mom sighed.
Mom - " I don't think your fangs are growing properly. "
I could hear dramatic music playing in my head. I was way to scared to say anything.
Mom - " I think...your getting braces."
I fell on the sofa and Andrew fanned me with a pillow.
Andrew - " I can't be that bad Ellie."
Surrrre.....he could say that....but he wasn't the one who will have metal in his mouth!
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 Ms_Sirius · Sun Dec 02, 2007 @ 04:20am · 0 Comments |
