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this just struck me as insanely funny
Itachi at a bookstore:
'how much is this?'
"Free,” Aido whimpered, sounding strangled. “Just take it and go and don’t come back. Ever. Please. Stir-fry in exchange for my life.”
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yah
i thought so too
 MarmaladeDuo · Thu Sep 21, 2006 @ 04:18am · 0 Comments |
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......
Dumbledore: “Will it be a new era of peace?”
Harry: “It had better be, I worked too hard for it not to be. I will give them peace with an iron fist. They will live free or die.”
Dumbledore was trying to wrap his mind around all the things that were inherently wrong with Harry’s statement.
MarmaladeDuo · Fri Sep 08, 2006 @ 04:40am · 0 Comments |
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The next one is from a fav fanfic of mine....if you dont know any of the charactors just enjoy the absurdity of it
mrgreen
MarmaladeDuo · Fri Aug 25, 2006 @ 06:13am · 0 Comments |
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if anyone would enjoy a laugh at some purely absurd harry potter fanfiction....that isnt badly done, written, and currently has 11 chapters.....please see
At the Hands of the Other
by The-Caitiff
at fanfiction.net
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3036211/1/
seriously if you enjoy humor or parodies especially both read this....its awesome mrgreen
MarmaladeDuo · Fri Aug 25, 2006 @ 06:12am · 0 Comments |
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He straightened up and rested back on his haunches. Let's see now, how did this go? Blair loved Jim, who was involved with Daniel (and undoubtedly falling for him while Blair scrubbed the floor), who Blair had once had a crush on, but Daniel wasn't gay -- then, so couldn't love Blair back. Daniel and Jack were friends, and Jack loved Daniel, but Daniel was involved with Jim, who was an old friend of Jack's, and nobody was involved with Blair, but heck, at least Naomi loved him. Oh, and old Mrs. Gottlieb's cat. Barney the farting cat loved Blair. Didn't he have it all? Yep, that about covered it.
MarmaladeDuo · Thu Aug 24, 2006 @ 10:00pm · 0 Comments |
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“Oh no! the dead have risen, and are voting republican!”
MarmaladeDuo · Thu Aug 24, 2006 @ 09:59pm · 0 Comments |
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
MarmaladeDuo · Thu Aug 24, 2006 @ 09:55pm · 0 Comments |
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