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Everyone we capture says he's an orphan. The last three ships we took proved to be manned entirely by orphans, and so we had to let them go. One would think that Great Britain's mercantile navy was recruited solely from her orphan asylums.
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>>Plutonium (element 94) can't fuse into hydrogen (element 1)... you ********... moron.
Atoms are larger the further away from earth you are. 76lbs of earth plutonium = 1 saturn hydrogen atom. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/atomic_size_inversion_relative_to_earth_distance_also_cocks
Atoms are larger the further away from earth you are. 76lbs of earth plutonium = 1 saturn hydrogen atom. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/atomic_size_inversion_relative_to_earth_distance_also_cocks
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Here's the deal; I am an a*****e. I am a part of a complex, thriving society of assholes that exist beneath and behind your world, and it is the opinions of some of us that human society would finally be able to accept this and so I have taken it upon myself to reveal our existence. This is in direct contravention to the orders of the High Council--and specifically the Lady Assholia--but I cannot live in shame and shadow any longer. If it is ever discovered that I am the one who has betrayed the Council, I will almost certainly be spoken to harshly, and so I am only going to remain on here for 45 minutes before I disconnect and dismantle my system. But in that time, you will be able to ask of me any questions you like, and I would be happy to answer. The clock is ticking /x/; what will you ask of an a*****e?
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It can't be Cthulhu, because that would mean they've taken something pure and holy and beautiful and corrupted it into hideous weeaboo milkshake bullshit. And I'll cry.