My name is Cloud
I have a sword
I fight cactaurs
Because I'm bored
I like to ride
On chocobos
Its better than
Having afros
And when I go
Into an inn
Fifteen seconds
Its day again
And I will use
A phoenix down
So when I die
I will not frown
Because I am Cloud
My hair defies all gravity
I can't have too many potions
Or I might get cavities
...
If I can't slice you
Then that's okay
I'll use my magic
Anyway
And I will defeat
That Sephiroth
Because he's not
David Lee Roth
I have a sword
I fight cactaurs
Because I'm bored
I like to ride
On chocobos
Its better than
Having afros
And when I go
Into an inn
Fifteen seconds
Its day again
And I will use
A phoenix down
So when I die
I will not frown
Because I am Cloud
My hair defies all gravity
I can't have too many potions
Or I might get cavities
...
If I can't slice you
Then that's okay
I'll use my magic
Anyway
And I will defeat
That Sephiroth
Because he's not
David Lee Roth
