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*brushes the dust off his account* Woot! I'm back! Ladies, commence chasing after me!
*See a huge crowd of girls running for him, and runs away*
I didn'tmean with weapons!!! sweatdrop
 DarkStorm2Bad · Thu Mar 09, 2006 @ 08:28pm · 1 Comments |
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That b*****d Skinny cheated on Gina?! If I ever meet this guy I'LL HUNT HIM DOWN AND GUT HIM LIKE A FISH!!!
Man, I like using big text today... anyways, I'm so sorry, Gina... I can't imagine what you must be going through. Well, actually I can, since it's happened to me countless times... what I'm trying to say is, if you need help from a guy who isn't gonna jerk you around, you can always talk to me *huggles* heart
DarkStorm2Bad · Wed Feb 09, 2005 @ 07:02pm · 3 Comments |
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Pissed, pissed, pissed! I am damn pissed! scream I'm so pissed that I'm writing a big-a** rant about being pissed! And ain't it funny how it only takes ONE girl to catapult me head-first into this mood?
OK, here's how it goes: I'm just sat in the Refectory in my two-hour break, when the most annoying, skinniest, most inconsiderate blonde I've ever met comes and parks her bony behind on the table where I'm sat. Of course, I'm working on a pic of me and a few people playing Pac-man (there's me, my cousin Lisa, Christine who's one of my best friends, and Pac-Man creator Tohru Iwatani!), and she goes and asks "Oh, what's he drawing?" I'm about to answer when my friend Sophie tells her that we're playing Pac-man. Ah, well. Saves me a job. "Heh, looks more like Pokemon." Now, I dunno where she's got this from, 'cos there aren't any Pokemon games for PS2, and everyone's clearly holding a PS2 gamepad. There's also the possibility that she's just making the stupidly ignorant assumption that all Japanese-animated pictures are Pokemon, but I hadn't thought of that. I calmly explained that there aren't any Pokemon games for PS2, and she's all like "God, I was just taking the piss, you moron!"
Now, kindly explain to me if I've missed something, but what the ******** made there any need for such a remark? Now, every time I try to talk to one of the few friends I have at the-seventh-layer-of-s**t (renamed Castle College for legal reasions) I get this wench telling me to ******** off at every opportunity! The only reason I didn't kick her butt into the dirt was because I actually give a damn enough about my future that I'd stay in a dump like college! Oh, and since we were inside, there was no dirt to kick her butt into.
So, I try to do some more drawing to ignore her, but that voice just goes right through anything! For the next hour, I have this b***h ranting and raving about how fat she thinks she is, how she needs to lose weight, and other stuff. THE ONLY FAT PART OF HER IS HER FRIGGING MOUTH!! In fact, I told her this, and I got the usual "******** you". So, losing what little patience I had, I retorted with "******** me!? ******** YOU, you skeletal piece of s**t!", then she thought she was clever saying "I know, I would ******** me." Heh. I'm glad she'd ******** herself, someone would have to, I suppose. Getting stoned off her bones won't help either, she's gonna face the ultimate rejection: In the midst of playing with herself, her hand'll fall asleep! blaugh
I was glad to see the back of her, despite the fact that it's not all that pretty to look at. She's about as attractive as her attitude is, and she thinks she'll be prettier by losing weight? Where does she have any left to lose? If she sneezes too hard, she'll shatter into a million and six pieces! In fact, next time I see her I'll be sure to have some pepper and a camera handy!
Suppose the day wasn't all that bad - I completed the lineart for a piccy of Emi on a Li-lo (one of those inflatable bed thingies that you lie on in a pool or te ocean), and she looks so CUTE! biggrin
DarkStorm2Bad · Wed Feb 09, 2005 @ 05:56pm · 0 Comments |
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Maybe I should just quit with some stuff, you know? I'll be glad to get out of college, 'cos it's full of pricks, but every time I make a decision about university mum always bitches about it! I've not even been to a Uni open day yet and already I'm sick of it! She was the one who told me to make a decision about the damn thing! I go ahead and make one, and she started bitching at me for it! I have a friend online who keeps saying she wants to meet up but then stands me up, college is worse than ever, and mum took one of my cans of Budweiser, then told me to stop taking stuff for granted when I confronted her about it! OK, so maybe I do take some stuff for granted, but who doesn't? At least I'd never do that with my own kid, like she does! She's always sending me to do stuff for her that she could easily do herself! I'd never do that to my own child, that is if I even had one! But even then, tests on the net have told me that I shouldn't even have children! I dunno if I'm too stupid, or what, but something doesn't want my genes to live on sad If there's no benefit from my reproduction, then I can't hope to increase my legacy cry
Well, that's all. Think I'll just go somewhere and slowly die.
DarkStorm2Bad · Tue Feb 01, 2005 @ 10:17pm · 0 Comments |
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Sorry, this just had to be mentioned. I'm playing Dragonball Z Budokai 3, and Yamcha's using an attack called Girl Fang Fist! blaugh I thought he used Wolf Fang Fist, but whatever razz
Yamcha: "Here comes my Girl Fang Fist!"
Krillin: ".... 'Girl Fang Fist', Yamcha? Isn't it meant to be 'Wolf Fang Fist'?"
Yamcha: "...Oh, right. Isn't that what I said?"
DarkStorm2Bad · Sun Dec 26, 2004 @ 01:25pm · 0 Comments |
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I'm not sure if she knows this, but Gina just sent me a Christmas present I'll never forget! See, she had a belly button piercing, and I was curious as to how it looked, so she sent me a pic, and I haven't been able to keep my eyes off it all day! I'd love to see more of this lovely tummy in the not-too-distant future... redface redface heart heart heart
Random Quote:
"Can't... look away.... too... beautiful redface "
DarkStorm2Bad · Fri Dec 24, 2004 @ 08:03pm · 2 Comments |
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Yep, this journal now has brighter colours, as I'm a much brighter person than I was in the past month! blaugh
If this colour scheme hurts anyone's eyes, feel free to beat me around the head with some pain-inflicting object until I change it razz
Your Healthy Dose of Random Crap:
"Wow. Being bored is so.... boring!"
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite
23% of copier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. (But just to make something clear, and faults that may be cause if Gina were to sit on my copier would be worth it in so many ways! heart )
DarkStorm2Bad · Sat Dec 18, 2004 @ 01:13am · 1 Comments |
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I need around 500g so I can finally get my cat ears, but I dunno how I'm gonna get it. sweatdrop
Also, I'm not too sure about the journal thing any more. I mean, sure I'll update from time to time, but not all that much. Mebbe I'm just not journal person?
Therefore, rather than a random quote for each day, I'll just stick an assorted number of random quotes and/or useless trivia.
Starting now.
Random/Useless Crap
Men, on average, think about sex every six seconds.
Me, not being average, I think about food every six seconds.
On average, we sleep for something like 8 hours a day. But I sleep for around 9-12 hours. I guess that makes me above average! wink
DarkStorm2Bad · Mon Dec 13, 2004 @ 12:40am · 1 Comments |
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OK, I sincerely don't know how, but I've managed to ******** everything up with everybody! Luke and Christine are never gonna go back out with each other, all I seem to do is run from people in their times of need, and over in the Weight For Me guild, I just explained to a girl that I like her just the way she is, and I've managed to offend her! WTF is wrong with me!?
Well, that does it. The only way people can find this is to actually read this stupid journal, and anyone who does has until Monday 13th 8PM to convine me that I'm not just a waste of space. Otherwise, I'll just uninstall all messenger services, remove all my accounts that I have on the net, and no-one will ever hear from me again!
Possibly The Last Random Quote For The Day:
Yeah, I know. I'm a dumbass. And dumbasses can't do s**t.
DarkStorm2Bad · Thu Dec 09, 2004 @ 12:57am · 2 Comments |
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