Are you fun deprived? Want some fun? Play the new game that uses only the newest technology: BLORG!! BLORG has been tested by artificial scientists, and they have found that it increases children's I.Q.s by 70 points. BLORG is a game that will bust all boredom and free the child's mind. However, this game was carefully inspected by Chinese researchers and they discovered that the paint was full of poisonous lead. All children who play this game will lose their voices and suffer from severe brain damage. If you buy this product, your child will stay silent for the rest of it's life. Parents have been getting this game, and the shelves are empty. RESERVE YOUR GAME TODAY!!!
ok, this entry was basically just to increase my imagination and typing skills. Plus, It will probably be the last time I'll ever write an entry. The latest update for my Gaian "life" is that I will almost never be on anymore. I know this is probably just a false alarm, but you know, I DO need to check my mail. That's the only reason I go on anymore. Communication. Farewell, fun people. May your "geekyness" be reserved. I'm gonna read some fan fiction. Now THAT'S geeky. BooYah. >=P
Purple Fuzzy · Sun Aug 26, 2007 @ 10:40pm · 0 Comments |