Story by MarBear:
(aka Kyou the Klepto)
I have a daughter, her name is Susie Q, and she's a bit temper-mental, I think she's bipolar... cause her dad is bipolar... but I look away from this. Anyway, she goes to school with crazy scissors... and lets just say... that kid didn't have zig-zags on his neck for nothing...
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"Everyone knows how to made scrambled eggs, Remy. It's programmed into you at birth; the default setting. Like knowing how to swim, and not to mix pickles and oatmeal. You just know."
I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.