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Add 1 thing to the ******** list IN 20 MINUTES or you'll have a ******** up 20 days!


1. ******** Heartbreakers
2. ******** hmm....idk
3. ******** CHEATERS
4. ******** the IRS
5. ******** the gas prices
6. ******** the Colorado Avalanche
7. ******** T.O.
8. ******** the police
9. ******** Marriage
10. ******** the Spurs
11. ******** stupid exes that need to stay that way
12. ******** being a good caring person. It's time to be bitter.
13. ******** boys. every single ******** one.
14. ******** and ******** well, because it may be your last ******** for a ******** while.
15. ******** procreation
16. ******** smileys wink
17. ******** this rain.
18. ******** Grey's Anatomy!
19. ******** Johnny Damon. Traitorous b*****d.
20. ******** my big 10 1/8" c**k
21. ******** anxiety, people who never listen, and guys who like to make up stories about how big they are! wink (j/k lol)
22. ******** anxiety( sorry i just have to agree with 21.)
23. ******** This!!
24. ******** That!!
25. ******** those damn squeegie people standing on the ******** corners in Baltimore City! Get the ******** off my windshield!
26. ******** work!
27. ******** CDA loans
28. ******** the postal service!
29. ******** Headaches!
30. ******** LIARS
31. ******** Cramps
32. ******** Global Warming and the Swedish who started it all
******** the Chelsea boys w/ their waxed chests and pumped up biceps, goin' down on each other in my parks, and jiggling their dicks on my channel 35.
34. ******** the bitches that like to cause drama because they think its fun.
35. Ugh ********. You. =)
******** boys!
37. ******** the police, ******** the pouring down rain and getting chased through a river, ******** my ******** up ankle. and ******** you.
38. ******** people who talk s**t about their "Friends"!!
39. ******** Girls that think their s**t dont stink!!!
40. ******** the parents
41. ******** people who dont give two shits what you think, n think only their opinions matter!
42. ******** ex-girlfriends who steal your dvds!
43. ******** the government, ******** pubs that I.D. people all the goddamn ******** time. ******** George Bush. ******** religion...have i gone over board??
44. ******** hypocrites, ******** selfish bitches, ******** cheaters, ******** tramps and ******** sluts =)
45. ******** people who use abuse ******** u off and try make it sound like ur the one with the problem ******** them all to ******** hell! biggrin
46. ******** shitty toasters that aren't big enough to toast a ******** slice of bread, they only toeast like alf of it and it is well ******** annoying!!!!! (at least you have a toaster)
47 ******** GUYS THAT BEAT UP THEIR GIRLFRIENDS- STUART DOWNIE
******** exs who like to ******** with your mind!
49. ******** exs who leave u with all the debt to pay
50. ******** GUYS WHO HAVE A BABY THAT THEY DONT LOOK AFTER OR SEE UNTILL THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!!!!!!!!!!
51. ******** people who upset n hurt my friends n family and as a result me. u ******** cunts!
52. ******** being bored and being broke!
53. ******** people who you thought were best friends but they turned out to be like any other ********.
54. ******** people who treat you like s**t =/
55. ******** people who think they're amazing, when they're just goons
******** a pirate in the a** ;its fun
57. People who want to be size 0. ******** IDIOT.
58. ******** exams im off to barbados wink [joke]
59. ******** the days where you just get ******** over, and relationships that you just can't seem to do right in. Obviously.
60. ******** people who hurt you because they can
61. ******** people that act like your bestfriend to your face and say another behind your back.
62. ******** the bastards that go out with people who look like shrek!!!!!
63. ******** the stupid twats that mess people around so ******** much!
64. ******** the cheats.
65. ******** the people who don't tell you how they feel. and pidgeons smile
66. ******** it when you like someone but are too scared to say anything.
67. ******** relationships lets see wat its like to be single
68. ******** ME HARD!
******** ME NOW b***h!!!!!
70. ******** ME¬! =]
71. ******** YOU RIGHT BACKK! ( cool
72. ******** hell im sad for carring this on
73. ******** im sadder than Dan M for carrying this on!
74. ******** nora im sad for copying these two sadasses razz
75.i'am ******** number 75!!!!!!!
76. ******** colledge
77. ******** sellouts mayte
78. ******** the people who pretend to be yur good friends but turn out to be like any other fuking back stabber
79. ******** parents
80. ******** gorgeous boyfriends who turn out to be dicks.
81. ******** those stupid people that beat up kids and animals, sick bastards.
82. ******** people who lie to your face and spread bullshit about you then pretend to be your mate.
83. ******** selfish gits.
84. ******** everifin
85. ******** work experience biggrin haha
86. ******** people who don't care.
87.long distance relationships.
******** bulletin spammers
89. ******** letting people hurt you. NOT happenin again.
******** anti drugs campains haha! [and ******** you]
******** ******** ******** ******** :S
92. ******** me, im tired of being a ******** virgin!
93. ********, RICH'S GAY
******** my boyfriend he likes men wink
94. ******** the b***h that thinks shes all it
95. ******** the WEMOS!
******** being 120 miles apart!
97. ******** "your mum". HAH
******** wannabes
******** micheal jackson the molesterer !!!!!!
100. ******** the guy i love..
101.f** all the fakes
******** teh dickheads who leave n dont say good bye they cudnt give a s**t bwt what thier actions do to others
103. ******** gunter mole
********... OFF WITH YOUR STUPID BULLETINS I
HAVE TO ******** REPLY TO!
105. ******** your mum
106. ******** My Life
107: ******** immature people who can't GET OVER IT! Oh and compliment fishers!! Oh and CHEATERS!! And wannabe whores...and ugly people who think they're hott. ******** BLANNKKK =]
******** a hot pocket biggrin
******** People Who Try to be ninjas...Besides me(Doc-Block)
110: ******** that f** Mr. Timmons and your mother. biggrin [bob the priest]
111. ******** GEORGE W. BUSH AND d**k CHENEY... haha mr timmons is a f** rapeist
112. ******** Rap... That s**t sucks and any that say different ******** YOU!
113. ******** 110 coughcoughcoughjamescough because he called Mr. Timmons a rapist surprised
114. ******** this damn ******** list!
115. ******** people who have nothing better to do than post dumbass bulletins such as these
116. ******** child molesters and rapists.I dare someone to try to rape muy kid or my friends. HEEELLLLLLLLLLL NO!
117. ******** homophobes.
118. ******** guys who dont care.
119. ******** girls who say yes, than say no
120. ******** emo kids!!
121. ******** religion! It's a waste of time! Religion = war! I have my own beliefs.
122. AMEN TO THE ENTRY ABOVE MINE. smile
123. ******** ******** ********
******** greg dougherty and how shitty he makes me feel.
125. ******** HUMANITY. WE'RE A BUNCH OF ******** MORONS.
126. ******** me and my brain
127. ******** drama, and heartbreaks..
128. ******** fitting in and being "normal"
********!!!!
130. ******** haters that try to cockfight.
131. ******** not making this a song.
132. ******** your mom
******** yo couch *****
134. ******** ugly people
135. ******** this list.
136. ******** ******** s**t ********
137. ******** drama and grow up!
******** your dadys great grandma in the a**
139. ******** stupid people, and their stupid questions, and ******** people who think they know it all and believe themselves over anyone else, and ******** not getting a message from the person you really want to talk to,and ******** being sad.
******** damnit ******** =]
141. ******** all my ex's that screwed me over used me cheated on me and played me
******** Ex Boyfriends who cheat on you and call you the slut!!
******** Bush******
145 ******** all of the peopl b4 me cuz they took the good 1's!!
146. ******** ur moms sisters aunts cousins dogs father in law that is in prison so ******** his but buddies uncles daughters cats scissors PEN!
147. ******** guys who just want to be friends with benefits.
******** people who jsut want a girl/guy for what they look like
******** you
150.! ******** All tHEM SUCk UPS && HATERZ ! && ******** SOO MUCHH MORE!
151. ******** ME!!!!!
152. ******** secrets.
******** guuys that ignore you after you dump them
******** us smile and whoever said ******** greys anatomy
155. ******** ******** =]
156. ******** all drama
157. ******** A DUCK ; screw a cangaroo
158. ******** people who take s**t to seriously.
159. ******** boys who say they love you, but dont show it.
160. ******** those annoying girllss who copy people and cling onto peoplee.
******** boys who think they can play any girl as if she has no feelings what so ever, ******** BOYS WITH BIG EGOS!
162. ******** bitchess who startt dramaa on purposee and then deniee it- just ******** ******** dramaa.
******** room-ers
164. ******** the little aim guy;]
165. ******** black rappers
166. ******** liars
167. ******** people who say ******** to much. oh and boys being bitches =]
******** YOU b***h
******** all the wannabee gangsters out there
170. ******** nothing smile
171. ******** haters
172. ******** THE L.A. DODGERS
173. ******** yourself
174. ******** girls, all the time...before they start naggin u and asking if they look fat or not -BiG BiRD
175. ******** YOU. :]
176. ******** THE POLEECE !!!
******** THE RELATIONSHIPS JUST BE A P.I.M.P
178. ******** PEOPLE WHO LIE JUST TO BE NOTICED
179. ******** Michael Jackson
180. ******** BITCHES GET $MONEY$!!!!!
181. ******** THE FAKES. AND ******** LOVE.
******** confusing girls
183. ******** JACOB!!!
184. ******** guys who dont know what the ******** they want.
185. ******** THOSE FAKE PEOPLE!
186. ******** people who think thiewr better than others!!!!
187. ******** DRAMA!!!
188.FUKK TH0SE WHO TRY 2 STEAL UR MAN! LOL
******** all the BUll s**t... ANd yeah Bitchzz that try to still ur MAN HAHA
******** BROKEN PROMISES & THOSE WHO PRETEND TO CARE!!!
******** life in general. Its all bullshit.
******** dustin....hahaha im j/p i luv u brother
193. ******** PLAYAS aND CHEATERSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
194. ******** DYLAN GAY a** BERGKAMP!!!!! <3 AMBER MUH ******** THiEM
******** LIFE & SCHOOOL
******** ALL YOU GUYS
******** ALL Y'ALL BITCHIES O and i agree with 187 ******** DRAMA!!!!!!!
198. ******** YOU.
199. ******** LIFE!!!!!!!
******** YOU b***h!!!!
201. ******** HATERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
202. ******** wanna be pimps, haterz, and hoez
203. ******** da PO~PO!!!
204. ******** da Spurs, Police,drama,haterz, n wanksta's!
205. F FINALS BA HA
206. ********!! JeAlOuS BiTcHeS
207. ******** liars! but mostly the ones who lie to themselves.. bless their ******** hearts ha
208. ******** STUFF... and THINGS
209. ******** DARWIN HA
******** People who talk s**t!!
211. ******** guys && drama
212. ******** Montana its pointless
213. ******** the Satan, the Red Sox, Redwings, Raiders, Spurs, High School drama, girls who ******** with u and everyone else and last but not least ******** the corporate world BIATCH
214!. ******** all this s**t that is on my mind.. ******** my head hurts to!
215: ******** miss miller and her gay a** project
216. ******** posers, bastards, bitches, hoes, sluts, liars, non believers....and i think i about got 'em all
217: ******** all of duh crackas!! Oh. Wait. I can't say that, can I?
218. hahaha. I like the one up above me. Hmm....F*ck...emotions, stupid boys, stupid girls, hmm....finals.
******** all the ppl who talk s**t bout my gf, and if they don't stop im ganna ******** them up.
******** this bulliten
221. ******** all the ppl who say they give a rats a** on wut happened to borderland when they dont!!
222. ******** fire.
223. ******** people who stop in front of bfi and say "burn baby burn!" laugh and drive away.
******** RYAN PRESTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
225. ******** black people
226. ******** you c**t!
227. ******** the person who wrote # 225. ******** piece of s**t! >:-0
228. i ******** hate the person who wrote this
229. ******** ******** life and everyone ******** in it.
230. ******** in-scool suspensions. ughh there are the worst.
******** people who take s**t that is not rightfully theirs
232. ******** people who steal s**t from locker rooms
233. ******** liars, cheats, sneaks,assholes, fakes, and guys who ******** with girls hearts.
******** Canadians
235. ******** people who say they LOVE a band when they only know one song.
236. ******** it
******** YOU
238. ******** the people who say the care nd dont
239. ******** PPL WHO SAY THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND ON DAY AND THE NEXT THEY ARE SAYIN ******** YOU TO ANOTHER PERSON !!!
240. ******** ALL THEM FAKE BiTCHES WHO LiE ABOUT iT ALL , DENY iT ALL , CANT SAY s**t TO UR FACE , TRY TOO HARD TO FiT iN , && WHO ARE JUUST FLAT OUT ANNOYiNG ! && THE DRAMA STARTERS && THE RUMOR STARTERS ! ******** THEN ALLL !!
241. ******** dumb bitches and there lifes
242. ******** 4LL D4 HOT MOUTHS 4ND D4T BiiTCH BRii4N4 TORESS
******** ******** ALL DA PPLZ DAT WANNA ******** FiiGHT MY RAiC3..DATZ SUMM BULLSHiiT..BUT W3'LL S33 WHTZ G0N G0 D0WN 2M0RR0 AT SK00L..
244. ******** those fukn mayates dat we mite fite 2mrrw
******** aLL dEM mUTHAFUKIN hATAS oUT tHUR
246. ******** all you who said i wouldn't graduate
******** the lying a** cheating ******** out there
******** FUTURE MARINES CAUSE THEY DO IT BETTER
249. ******** i'm tired of being a damn procrastinator..i need to buckle down so i can graduate!
250. ******** da world no protection.----got dat from lil weezy

I am too coool.

YOu know meet the parents the movie? Well a preview for it wa jsut on and it was when he is talking about being able to milk anything w/ nipples. and then the dad goes
"I have nipples greg, can you milk me?"

I started laughing so incredibly hard man o man.


hahahh talk to me?

My teahcer had my mp3 player this whole time, for almost a month! She didn't say anything because she didn't want to ask people if they had lost an mp3 player. Funny 2 days before I got an ipod, now my mp3 player is back, but its still broken. Oh yeah what else was funny was these stories by real moms!

Story 1
Being a single mother, I wanted to do everything perfectly when it came to raising my son. One day, he came to me with the age-old question...."Mom, where did I come from?" Since I considered myself a fairly hip, enlightened woman, I immediately stopped what I was doing and sat down with my six-year
old child to begin the oh-so important explanation about the birds and the bees. I navigated, fairly cleverly I thought, through the basics, explaining what I believed a six-year old would understand. He listened intently, his eyes never leaving my face, never once interrupting me and seemingly very
interested in what I had to say.

I was feeling quite proud of myself, feeling as though I had met and managed a milestone in the "motherhood" department. My pleasure with my success was short-lived, however, when my son looked directly at me, his head cocked slightly to one side and said "No, mom not sex. I mean like Lisa came from Pensacola, where did I come from?"


Story 2
I work at a company whose logo is the spartan man head...when my daughter was 8 she went to a doctor's appointment and needed a prescription filled. We went to the local CVS drug store and went to the pharmacy counter. They were quite busy. While standing in line my 8 yr old was directly in front of the waist to floor rack of condoms. She saw the trojan brand with the same spartan guy head and yelled, "hey mom dont you need these for work?"

Needless to say i turned a shade of red there is no color name for.

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP TGOHUH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" go up a nmuber if you can

YOU OPENED ITT! DUNN DUNN...
TO NIGHT AT 11:11 THE PERSON U LIKE WILL REALIZE THAT THEY
LOVE YOU! BUT IF U DONT REPOST THIS THEN
THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE WILL DIE

White - Just taken
Pink - single & your heart is taken by someone very special
blue - single and hating it
red - just single
black - your a fighting ninja
brown - you like someone and they like you back but arent going out
orange - your confused
green - single, like someone but dont know if they like you
purple - single but talking to someone whos very amazing
Gray - Taken and loving every single moment of it

HULLO everyone.
make my soreness go away.
hot baths dont work.
and motrin.
i took 6 last night.
im still sore.

anyway talk to me.
i wont be on much this week.

I'm bored.
Text mee.

Helluh Tired.
Maybe I'll take some tea and take a Napp.
Chyesssss.
ORR go Joggin.

Woww.
I'm random.
KickAss.

Me and Ashley are gonna to the movies on Sunday.
Anyone wanna join?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." He sighed.........

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......." heart

SAGITTARIUS-The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

AQUARIUS -The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Not one to mess with. VERY compatible with Virgos'. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Coolest one
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person Ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,
Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- Irresistible
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - selfish sex
VERY VAIN THIS YEAR but Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Always seem to fall for Capricorns'. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet. Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.