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Te he, here we go again... Ok, so there is this blond out in the middle of a wheat field, in a row boat, rowing like mad twisted . As another blond drives by, she stops and sighs... "You know it's people like you that give blonds like me a bad name." The blond in the field hears this and says, in a mad rage evil "Why don't you come out here and say that to my face?" The other blond says "I would, sweatdrop but I can't swim.". stare (>'.')><('.'< wink

Ok the same American, Mexican, and German decide to take another world trip. As they fly over Mexico the Mexican throws out a taco and says "We have to many of these in our country.". As they fly over Germany the German throws out a grenade and says the same thing. As they fly over America the American throws out the Mexican and says "We have way to many of these in our country!". Ha ha ha..... biggrin (>'.')><('.'< wink

BLONDIE AND THE QUARTERBACK: A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the expirence "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well," she said, " I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" HEL-LLLO! It's only 25 cents! (>'.')><('.'< wink

He he he 3nodding , Ok There is an American, a Mexican, and a German flying around the world. As they fly over America the American says "I love my country! xd ". He throws out a quarter. When they land there is a little kid crying. They ask him what is wrong and he says "Wahh gonk I got hit in the head with a quarter...". As they fly over Mexico the Mexican throws out a penny and says "Aah, my country is ok. stare " They land again and the same thing happens. As they are flying over Germany the German says "I HATE my country evil " He throws out a grenade. When they land there is a kid laughing. They go up to him and he says funniest thing happened... "We were sitting there....ha ha ha.... and then....ha ha ha... Grandma fatred and the house blew up! HA HA HA HA HA blaugh " (>'.')><('.'< wink

Yay! How do you get an elephant into Subway? You take the S out of sub, and the F out of way. Te he te he.... (>'.')><('.'< wink