Sup evry1 i just wanted to let u no im writin a book! So im just gonna throw a chapter at u. so dont let it hit u in the eye, trust me. it hurts
ACT I
CHAPTER I
Life sucks, then you die. I've been hearing that a lot lately. Ever since that psycho mistress tried to murder me, things haven't been..... normal. I'm Jake.I live in Seattle. I have three friends; Al, Emily, and Sh--.... um, that's it. My 2 friends. So you think everything your parents tell you is true? Ha. My ''mom'' was always straightforward with me.
Did my dog run away the same exact day we had meatloaf surprise? Did I actually win the talent show? I don't think so. Did the Tooth Fairy actually make my teeth fall out? Did the hobo actually start the fight? With so many things wrong with my life, you would think my ''mom'' would lie to protect me. Yeah, right. She was straightforward with me even when she knew I would hate her for telling me. Because she loved me. Or so I thought. More on that later. Anyway, I'm probably boring you to tears with the details. Let's move onto the week that went wrong.
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