*Knock-knock*
Billy: Who's there?
Stranger: It's your Grandmother. Open the door!
*Billy opens the door, to see his grandmother standing in a nightgown.*
Billy: Grandmother!
Grandma: What? I was cleaning my false teeth.
*Billy leads his grandmother in the house, and suddenly, she drops her false teeth on his foot.*
Billy: Ow!
Grandma: Suck it up you little baby! I'm sure your mother didn't raise you to be like this.
Billy: Grandmother, I'm only 9!
*Grandmother bends over to pick up her false teeth when suddenly her back cracks, and she snaps back up.*
Grandma: Ouch! My back!
Billy: Now you know how it feels.
*Billy and his grandmother slowly walk over to the couch and sit down on it. Nobody said anything for the rest of the day.*
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