Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, you suck.
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
You are not cool.
Everyone does hate you.
You are annoying.
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you.
So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.
- dont brag about the number of seniors you know. The more u brag, the more we can tell you're a freshman.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - shut up, you sound like a queer
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
-Respect your teachers and your peers.
Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullshitting around just drop out your a lost cause and your really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
Don't post things like "FINALLY A FRESHIE!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends".
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.
Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
don't tell your friends that you're busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr.parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.
Don't try to say you're older than you really are.
The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
your name is "the class of 12." HAHA.. enough said
Don' t try to pull that s**t "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren't anymore so shut the ******** up.
The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again, b***h
-At the pep rally, when we all chant "GO HOME FRESHMEN!" don't try to chant anything back. You will not win. and you will look like an even bigger idiot.
- Don't be a SLUT
This should be the number one rule.
DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (&most likely will), push you out of the way.
You will get hurt
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet.
that's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your d**k is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying.
Welcome to hell.
Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
Sincerely,
The Classes of 09,10,11
- If you're an upperclassman, repost this!
