mua ha ha I now have the most masterful master plan
that could ever be created by some one as masterful as myself!
I have just decided the rest of my life and how it shall play out in
a span of about 15 minutes! MUA HA HA! It's a fool proof plan that
simply needs time and effort! My life will be made up of three things
that are guaranteed to make me millions maybe even more! Billions
if I am very lucky! First, I will go to university and become an accountant
to get a reputation as some one with class, style, and a good respectable
job! That should be the easy part because i've always wanted to be an
accountant. Next is the tricky part. I must then become a porn star with
a friend of mine as my manager. I will take on the role of a "naughty
accountant" and get a good reputation as a porn star because even though
they have sex all of the time, the can be very respectable and smart
business people like Jenna Jameson or Pamela Anderson for instance!
After I am an accomplished Porn Star I will need something else with my
name on it to bring in some extra cash so I have decided that I will open
up a business with my manager and friend that allows people to hire on
a b***h to b***h some one out! It is also fool proof! That way no one has to
b***h at some one they know, they can just hire me to do it for them! Then
after my business is making tons of moneys, I will write a book on how
to do your own bitching so that I can gradually let my business go then
sell it off to some one else and live for the rest of my life swimming in
my hard earned dollars! It can't go wrong!
