i dont know why i have to share this with anyone but its haunting me...i thought it might help if i shared it confused
so im talking with my friend kristen right, i was joking about how she hated mcdonalds now cause she got food posining from the chicken mcnuggets xd .
anyway to get back at me she made me listen to the song "scum cookie"...i died a little inside. im going to post the lyrics just cause im bored. its pretty epic.
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Raaaaghhhhh!
Gather in a circle we're going to play a game
Kneel around the cookie each with a stiffy we're ready to begin
This time it's not for pleasure you'll have to stroke it faster than ever
The last one to spurt eats the scum cookie so get ready, set stroke:
Whack off,
Rub one out
Drain your balls
Play with yourself
Spank your monkey
Drain your balls
Longevity it's a disadvantage here if you don't want to ingest j**z
It's a disadvantage here
We're just a bunch of guys but only one of us will devour the spuzz
Out of five only two remain
Three have splattered the cookie with cooze
Fatigue is setting in arms tired burning pain
They continue on with rosy palms
Finally a loser is decided
Last one to shake out the monkey
He stares down at the steaming mound he must eat it in the name of honor
Skinless Scum Cookie lyrics
 Chibi Shirou · Tue Dec 30, 2008 @ 02:52pm · 0 Comments |
