Name: Shelby (a.k.a. Gay luffer, monkey, nerd lady)
Age: 13
Favorite color: All of them
Sexuality: It matters?
Favorite Food: French Fries
I have (1) Sibiling: Micaela
I have (7) Pets: Spike, Gunther, Sam, Baby, Brutus, Jax and Macy (+ a million fish)
My Hero: Daddy
Ethnicity: White.
Religion: Athiest
Favorite Things
Favorite Reality show: Wipeout (ABC Wednesdays)
Favorite Cartoon: Um, not sure.
Favorite Sitcom: Big Bang Theory (NBC Mondays)
Favorite Book: Maximum Ride Series
Least Favorite Things
Least Favorite Reality Show: Paris Hilton's my New BFF
Least Favorite Cartoon: Dora the Explorer
Least Favorite Sitcom: Jonas
Least Favorite Book: Twilight Saga
Other Favorite Things
Music Band Hello Kitty Invader Zim Movies Owl City Boys :3 My Frans My Family Social Networking Websites (e.g. MySpace, Facebook, ect...) Clarinet Veggie Tales Elmo Hot Topic Claire's Wet Seal Journey's Converse Vans Ballet Flats Skinny Jeans Graphic Tees Farm Town (Facebook game) Transformers
Other Least Favorite Things
Haters Wannabees Sluts Country Music Testing Puberty Acne Child abuse Sexual Abuse Terrorists Animal Abuse/Neglect School work People who pretend to be vampires Twilight Jonas Brothers Demi Lavato Hannah Montana Music Haters Whores
I'm Not sure about this stuff
Dirty Jobs How It's Made Deal or No Deal Excersize
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98% of girls would die if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a skyscraper. Post this on your profile if you are the 2% that would bring popcorn.
6 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help tou, begin to cry and ask,
Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say PICK ME,PICK ME!!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!!
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
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