Hold up. why is everyone staring at me? I thought moving to china would be awesome, but it's the opposite of that! random people on the street are acting like I'm an alien or something! I've taken to wearing a scarf over the lover half of my face when it's cold. the rest of the time it's hot, I gotta put up with this stuff. Haven't they ever seen an american anymore? I mean, their hosting the olympics this year, (another thing I'm looking forward to) so I'm not the only person from the U.S that's gonna come t o their country!! And another thing. WHY have I not seen any foreigners? It's so close to the olymices, we live in walking distance from the China World Hotel, and I haven't seen anybody tht speaks english. Actually, I've seen a 70-year-old italian couple but that is it! Why? Why can't I be normal? (emo sob) it's so stupid. Maybe it's because my mom is asian, but my dad is american. I look not chines, but I don't look that american either. Man, maybe I should wear a cardboard sign "I am an American" But people couldn't read it anyway. And another thing! I can't write chinese! My mom can, my dad can, but I can't Of course, I can speak it just fine, but It gets on my nerves when mom tries to teach us characters in public and people around us are like, "Everyone, it's some retarded kid who can't read and looks funny. Let's stare at her. Boy, that oughta make her feel better. " Right, right. Get me a chili dog while your at it. gimme a break, you can't find chili dogs here. Every time I ask for one, the waiter or waitress will give me a wierded out look, because literally translated they think I'm talking about a frigid canine. What is wrong with my chiese that makes it so hard to understand? When i brought up the subject with my parental controls, they were just like, "Oh, honey, they're looking at you because they've never seen such beauty before." Oh, right. I'm the Miss America blond bombshell on a two year vacation where people think I'm from the magical land of the freaks. Gimme a break. I'm as ugly as hell. But while were on the subject of discrimination, I'm gonna end this before It gets too nasty and I accidentally start trashing the chines culture. which I won't, but what the hey, it sounds better like that. Personally, chines crepes are the most heavenly thing you will ever eat. And the babies are the cutest. They're so... so... puffy! Yes, They're actually big, Michelin-Man, grade "A" PUFFY! I'm looking at this big, unbearably cute marshmellow! And, it's so much easier to get manga here, and everything's so cheap. And It's Near Japan Where COMIKET IS!!!!! Squee!! If you need any more info on comiket and why i'm so pumped up, see the last post.
Cya, Nekko
