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All right as all my good friends know....i AM a natural blonde....i've been so my entire life......My BF, Tom. He knows this, my friends all know this......so if and when i have a blonde moment, don't critisize me for it. You all have your stupid moments, so why can't i have mine?

Yeah, sure mine might happen more then all your guys stupid moments... but you know what, you all expect us blondes to be that way so dun hate us for being beautiful, sexy, and very short on brain power.....i was told when i was little that my intelligence couldn't light even the smallest WATT of lightbulbs.....this was a very saddening prospect....and of course, my being blonde didn't help my case.....so yes, i've been pretty dense my entire life....at least on the common sense area....but i didn't pull a 3.8-4.0 GPA average for no F**** reason all right.... i worked my big butt off for that good grade and i didn't even have to flash me chest at no teachers either......

so for blonde moment #1. Let's just say that when you can't remember how to spell the word "GO" right....you just might be a blonde or just plain stupid...... and i spelled it G-o-e.....if any of you wish to know.

Blonde Moment #2. This one time in our Chemistry Class, we were supposed to bring a dessert for everyone to eat.....i happened to bring some chocolate pudding in a huge pot....when the pudding was gone, i washed out the pot and stuck it on my head.....for the rest of the day and still to this day i am called a POT HEAD!!!!!! yes the pun is very much intended......

Blonde Moment #3. I ducktaped myself to a pole once.....when we took off the tape i had no hair left on my arms.....

Blonde Moments #4. until i was 16 years old, i didn't know what an AUSTRALIAN KISS was......until my BF told me......i felt like a complete idiot......

Blonde Moments #5. I have no inner ear.....so in turn.....i have no balence.....i can't even walk up my stairs at home without falling, tripping, or doing bodily damage to myself....

Blonde MOment #6. Got involved in the drama of reality......(NEVER AGAIN.... YOU LITTLE FAT NINNIES CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO THE DARKSIDE!!!!!!!!!!)

Blonde Moments #7. Ran over a cat..........on my bicycle........(i bet you're all wondering how the hell you do this, but i managed....picture this....you're riding along on a summer midday....out of nowhere comes cat....suddenly MEOW!!!! YAA!!!! <Thud, Bump, Squish>.....dead cat).....and poor little Tabby was never heard from again.....


Blonde Moments #8. Left a yellow smelly candle lit in my room, and went downstairs to watch TV....Next thing we knew the house was chirping like a damn chicken on helium.....and of course my room was on fire.....well sort of......

Blonde Moments #9. Stuck my finger into an outlet.......but get this....no i wasn't three...or five.....or ten......i was fourteen.....the electricity.....well the experiencing was quite shocking.......

Blonde Moments #10. Me and electronics don't mix.....(you do the math).......

Blonde Moments #11. I randomly rant on about something that has nothing to do with the current subject.....and big words confuse me....