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chapter 11 "So long Obboberu"

There was a funeral held the following tuesday, outside in the space ships garden. Kaitlin hired a mexican priest how had four teeth, two of which were sticking out of his neck. Kaitlin saddly looked around to see a small audience who so happened to attend the mourningful event. Of the few in the crowd, kaitlin recognized only half of the faces. She knew Quendilihishidra, from the strip club, Meg, from big busta pimp whore house, and Obboberu cat, p***y. The others were to ugly to look at. Some had boobs growing out of there ears, some hair growing from there eyes, the others floating boobs.
Once everyone was properly seated, or properly levitated, the mexican preist began the ceremony.
" Habla engles diez e says. En collohadra pollo taco bell. en forto nada cinco espanyol chihuahua chucabra habla engles."
Kaitlin blurted out with crying.
" EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHuuuuhhhhhhuuuuhhhuu" she contuniued for about 20 minutes, mummbling some unrecognizible murmur. She wiped her eyes to see the priest painting his toe nails on a peice of soggy cardboard. Everyone else was reading an enscripted greek mythology code of some sort. The burial for Obboberu had been dug, but the construction workers digging the hole cut into a septic tank. Pooh started flinging all over. Unlucky fo kaitlin, her mouth was open. A greenish, lavander s**t piece flung into her mouth. She swallowed, than gagged. She then had a flash back to the day she and Obboberu first met.
It was a warm sunny day in mexico. Kaitlin was buying clothes at goodwill. She didnt find what she wanted so she attempted a robbery. She only killed two kids and a golden retriever puppy before the security came. They surronded the trailer. "Put your hands up. You are under arrest for arson, burgulary, murder and for rapping mr. scruffums, the disased cat."
"You'll never get me alive" Kaitlin boasted.
Five long hours later, the swat team brought out there secret weapon, a hairless tit the size of a curled up s**t piece. It hovered over to kaitlin and started rubbing its giant n****e on her face. They fell in love and got married a week later after giving birth to six black children and 1 white one. Every thursday after school they would jump into a septic tank and build s**t men, throw s**t balls, and make poo angels. Those were the best days of kaitlins life. Now her hubby and her 6 childern were dead. Hey amanda. If this isnt good enough for you and the dragon squad, then ******** you!