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Hehehe... we've all seen them. People steriotype others all the time. Here's a list of rather amusing ones I've heard. I got this list from my friend by the way. I don't claim writing it. The ones with astrics(*) are ones that I am such as the one where it says "I'm skinny so I must be anorexic," it means I'm skinny. Doesn't mean the steriotype fits though..... If you want you can comment with the ones that apply to you. You don't have to though, it's just kind of fun to see.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.* Yup... I'm crazy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.* Er... no...

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.* Hehe... sure. You could say that.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.* If that's what you want to call me....

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.* No.... I'm just not religious at all.... nor do I celebrate...

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I wish I was Southern actually sorta.... I love the accent.)

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.* xD Nope.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.* Well, this one's iffy. I love to dance but I'm terrible.

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.* Er..... sure.... not really....

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.* Heheh... I've been called goth. I'm not really though, I just love black.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.* Eh? I hate nagging... and I'm nobodies girlfriend!!

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (xD I do that sometimes...)

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big c**k.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.* Yup! Unless you count my friends online... then I've got a great social life!

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.* Hey, I only did it once and it was for fun!

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.* 0.o Er... no.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them.* 0.0 -shakes head- Oh, no, no, no!!! Never!!

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.* No.... I just get along with girls well too.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.* Eh? I think dressing as ye want is fine....

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (I wouldn't mind hanging out with them if I knew one...)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.* Bwahaha! Shy? Modest? Proper? You're not talkin' about me....

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big d**k.

I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET no!

I'm a PARENT so I MUST be a HYPOCRITE

I'm SMART so I MUST do all my HOMEWORK AT HOME.* Er... actually I do a lot of it at school. Heheh..