Hello all you sleepers and dreamers. cool
My first topic today is about a most confusing matter... Women cool . This is a tribute to all those nice guys out there that get thrown around like rag dolls in their love lifes.
Alright, I'm a nice guy. Talk to any girl who has known me for about a week and they'll say, "Van? He's a nice guy. smile " And you know who nice guys are right? Don't try to hurt people, try to be a gentlemen, treat people right (especially dames), because that's what nice guys learn right? You get a bunch of girls together in a chat about guys and they'll dream you up the perfect gentleman who is also so ripped he could crack a walnut between his pecs. But guess what, when it comes to real life - you get the girls together to talk about real men and you get, "oooo men are scum! Men are sliiiiime. Men are the SHITS!" And when they get hurt (and they always do), they call up the nice guys to confide in because long ago on a starry night, they decided that they were, "Just going to be friends." So they call the nice guys and say, "Van, all guys suck!" and by the time they realize they are talking to a guy they go, "Oh except you Van, You're a nice guy. When you find a girlfriend, she is going to be so lucky. But it can't be me because, well, I'm attracted to guys who are going to s**t all over me."
So great, we nice guys got all the friends we need, but still no girl. stare
Brothers! Sons of Gaia! This is my tribute to all you nice guys out there! For years, we've gone strong! But its time that we all drink up and shoot in, it is time to be the shits. But do not forget your lineage from where you once came from, women want a nice guy but they also need the bad! My hats off to all you nice guys, this drink goes out to you. cool
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