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what im not allowed to do... anymore
1. I am not to try and kill the people in my head....suicide isn't the answer
2. I will not run through my house screaming there are spiders in my hair...no one belives me.
3. I will not talk to myself anymore...or to the voices in my head
4. I'm not not my sisters dog, no matter how much i the stupid mutt.
5. I won't tell people that my imaginary friend is going to eat their head...people just think i'm insane.
6. I will not wear a leather corset, and matching underwear, stockings, and stelletos ever again
7. I will not wear leather ever again.
8. I will not wear fishnet-stockings ever again......
9. I will not run throught the halls of my school screaming...it just gets me into trouble.
10. I am not to kick someone and tell them Bogus did it. ((AKA: my imaginary friend))
11. I am not to try and seduce my friends ever again.
12. I am not to try and seduce my teachers ever again.
13. I am not to try and seduce anyone ever again.
14. No more eating pancakes.
15. No more eating any kind of cake....it just gets me hyper as hell
14. I cannot drink orange juice ever again.....
15. I am not to try and strangle my cousin then blame it on Bogus.
16. I Should not try and stick a pine cone up my nose......
17. I am no longer aloud to talk to my third cousin as i drove her to insanity.
18. I am not a vampire so i should stop pretending i am.
19. I am not, to tell people i'm a vampire, then try to prove it my sucking on my friends neck.
20. No staying up all night long...and then say i was studying for a test...we all no i dont study.
21. I am not, to speak in 2nd or 3rd person..it scares people...
22. I am not to stick anything up my nose.
23. I am not, to hug complete strangers
24. I am not allowed to be adopted by strangers...
25. I am not allowed to tell people I am adopted
26. no longer able to play with fireworks...
27. AM NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK APLLE JIUCE IN A CAR!!
28. Not to drink or eat...or even touch dairy products in large quantities I AM LACTOSE INTOLERENT and would do well to remember that.
29. Im not to streal the school officers badge, gun, or mace..
30. Im just not allowed within six feet of the school officer unless i want a whee ride in the back of the siren car....
31. I will not try to play hopscotch Ever again!!
32. I am not to watch action movies by myself anymore... i might end up hurting myself trying stunts out...
33. I am not to pretend to be spiderman and try climbing up the wall!
34. I am NOT A PRINCESS and i do not have LONG HAIR to throw out my window....
35. I will not make toothpaste samwiches ever again
36. I will not feed toothpaste samwiches to little kids
37. I will not tie up small children and lock them in my closet for "safe" keeping
38. I will not lock anyone up in my closet....there's dead rats in there
39. I will not lock things in boxes against their will..................
40. MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND DOSE NOT CHEAT ONE MY WITH THE VOICES IN MY HEAD....HE IS LOYAL AND I CANT BEAT THE VOICES UP!!!
41. I am no longer allowed to own a bike via family mandate....nor am i alllowed to be a bike messenger o rnewspaper delivery person...PEOPLE ARE NOT TARGETS TO BE HIT FOR POINTS
42. i am not to paint my entire body in acrylic paint ever again.
43. i am not to walk around naked with acrylic paint on my body and claim i am wearing cloths be them painted on or not!
44. i am not allowed to plain ol walk round naked....
45. i will not eat a jar of nutty peanut butter ever again for resons which shall remian anonomous.
46. i am not allowed to strap myselfd to the car ever again
47. i am not to touch the lawn mower ever again
48. i am not allowed to touch a hoe ever again
49. i am not allowed to touch any gardening tool ever again
50. i am not allowed to call my teachers extremely late/early in the morning ever again
51. pop the trunk of the car while driving....it didn't turn out so well.
52. I will NOT adjust the radio while driving
53. i will not eat popcorn from the movie theaters ever again in a comedy movie
54. I am not to shove popcorn up my nose
55. I am not to shove Penut m&m's up my nose
56. I am Not to shove Anything up my nose......
57. I am not to try to shove popcorn up my friends/parents/sisters nose
58. I WILL NOT SHOVE POPCORN UP STRANGERES OR ANYONE ELSES NOSES!
59. I will not state when the usher walks in "sure was hard to sneak in here wasn't it?"
60. I WILL NOT STEAL THE MOVIE THEATER USHERS FLASHLIGHT
61. movie theaters are for movies, Not for random bouts of FLASHLIGHT TAG...
62. I will not pee in public....ever ever again...chilly breeze...and a ticket....
63. I will not eat TWIZLWERS again...for reasons which will remian untold.~